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Majin Syeekoh

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.


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Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

I’m a little lost about the evilness of that number.

I'm not sure if this makes the original make more or less sense :facehoof:

But not knowing is fresh and exciting?

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

Not knowing is a privilege I share with you.

Trust me.

I'm sure he is used to getting that comment.

This story, much like the one before it, is a pot of hilarity delivered through sexual debauchery. The "straight man"-- er, "girl" -- attitude Sunset Shimmer carries is perfectly complimented by Rainbow Dash's loose mouth and even more loosely restrained hormones. It's a short but sweet piece, easily readable and just as easily enjoyable. I thank you greatly for giving it to us.

Well, a quick internet check revealed that Polish music band has the same name ("1125" and they play "Oldschool"hardcore punk) but i don't think that's what he(she?) meant there :applejackunsure:

I think it's time we had an intervention. Your legume phallus obsession is getting out of hand. :unsuresweetie:

Rainbow Dash would need more than a penis to impregnate Fluttershy. She'd need functional testicles that produced sperm cells complete with XY sex chromosomes (without the last part, the most she might do would be to induce Fluttershy to parthenogenesis, which is rare in humans but has been known to happen). I also suspect that Fluttershy would have kept Dashie's child, due to the strong emotional bond between them.

Though, admittedly, "balls deep" and "hot jizz" does imply two of the requirements, but Dashie would still need to produce XY sex chromosomes.

8255419 It's make believe mate.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

I’m glad that you enjoyed it!:twilightsmile:

I think it’s perfectly in hand. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Let’s just say the story assumes that Rainbow Dash has the necessary biology to achieve that.


Well yes, and Sunset Shimmer comes from a world where stranger matings can probably produce babies.

Goddamnit, I was already planning a sequel to the beanis story!

I have to go grab my wife, THEN I will read this and be disappointed by the direction that the story has taken.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

Well, look at it as receiving new Beanis canon information, I guess.

I'm lost, guess I'll have to go read the previous story.

2 minutes later

Nope, I got nothing.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

It’s shaped like itself, I guess you could say.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

Oh my god you have no idea how hard I laughed at that.:rainbowlaugh:

Crucial detail missing; did they, or did they not, have beans for dinner?

Again, why?

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

They had beef stew.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

I think the better question is ‘why not?’:eeyup:

8255476 What a let-down.


Cause he is a raging faggot.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

Yeah, it’s not a super exciting dinner.

This explains... this explains something.

It's kind of the answer to a question I never thought asking.

And it was pretty fun too.

I'm amazed this hasn't been said yet.


God damn it, Majin Syeekoh.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

The questions you never thought to ask are the ones that most need answers, I believe.

Also I appreciate that you enjoyed it.:pinkiehappy:

There it is.:ajsmug:

The reaction all authors strive for.

All of my wat. Specially on Rainbow being the protagonist of a date sim and Sunset not being into it :rainbowlaugh:

Although, I have to ask... Didn't they think about pills? I mean, condoms suck and flutters wants those male tears bad, so pills could help. And/Or an IUD.
Sure, it would go against shenanigans and therefore a moot point to ask why, but still :derpytongue2:

I am saddened by my lack of bean burritos to eat while I read this story 😩☹️

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

I would very much think that they’re looking into non-condom based birth control at this juncture.

In addition to the Beanis.

Oh yeah, kinda hard to get those with flutter' shyness.

Although now I'm curious, does dash have both sets? If so, I I do bet they have a sub night :pinkiehappy:

And I'm trying to come up with a vagina equivalent for a witty one liner, but I came up empty :applecry:

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

I hadn't thought about it, really, but sure why not.

This is far past the point where that would be the weirdest part of the premise.

Somehow, I foresee you writing about Dash calling Sunset and asking for help on account of her getting stuck in herself.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

…I don’t think that’s possible.

... and the beanis is? :raritywink:

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

Got me there, I suppose.

You do realise the sequel just revealed itself to you, right?

Actually, no, I believe something even weirder will follow.

Bonus points if the Beanis is involved again :rainbowlaugh:

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

It's a possibility, but who knows what direction the sequel will take, honestly?

History shows it will be a weird one.


Has anyone damned you for this one yet?

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

yes. 8255514 was so kind as to give me the honor.


Dashie would still need to produce XY sex chromosomes.

Hardly. Sperm is produced by meiosis, which means that every sperm cell (the one with a tail) contains only half of the father's genetic material (the rest is supplied by the mother when the cells connect during conception). This form of cell division means that half of the sperm cells end up with a single Y-chromosome and the other half with a single X-chromosome. If the sperm cell carrying an Y reaches the egg (which always has an X chromosome), we end up with XY, that is a boy. If the sperm cell carrying an X wins the race, it form XX, a girl. We're not covering various cell division fuck-ups which produce XYY (allegedly more aggresive man), XXX (Klinefelter syndrome), X0 (Turner syndrome), or Y0 (so dead the woman doesn't even know she was pregnant).

Now, if we assume Rainbow Dash has a functional dick and balls (which raises a question why her parents at no point in her life considered her to be a boy if she had them from the start. Sure, she might be transsexual, but did she tell them that right after birth? Though considering it's Syeekoh we're talking about, she totally could). She has a normal 46, XX karyotype (a healthy woman) and her XX cells divide into sperm cells, each of them containing a single X chromosome. Which basically means all her children would be daughters.

*insert obligatory "God damn it Syeekoh" here*

"Beanis canon."

I'm just going to resign. However ridiculous my stories might get, how'm I supposed to top that?

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver


Huh. You learn something new every day.

Also I like how there’s apparently now a Syeekoh exception concerning internal story logic.


This is still always one of my favorite comments.

You just gotta be yourself, man.

Also this comment made me laugh when I got the notification on my phone through emails.

An awkward silence permeated the air between the bepenised young woman and the not-bepenised young woman as Sunset absorbed the deluge of awkward personal information that Rainbow Dash had just bequeathed her with.

Maj...muh boi...we gotta talk.

You just used 'awkward' twice, 'permeated', 'bepenised', 'deluge', and 'bequeathed' all in one sentence. Do I need to take your Word-a-Day calendar away?

I'll show you benis canon. Somebody hold my beer.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

Dude I didn’t even have to pull out the thesaurus for that.

That was all done flying solo.:moustache:

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