Twilight Sparkle shows Sunset Shimmer the new corporate headquarters of Beanis Inc. Just don't worry about The Couch. Really.
"I don't even know how to go about editing this."
-Pearple Prose
"Um."
-Majin Syeekoh
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Goddamn it Numbers.
I will be your face in the faceless morass that is digital existence.
Numbers no you were so pure
Edit: What
This was a mistake.
A glorious, beautiful mistake.
Where do I sign up
The beanis infection spreads.
I feel for your editors I really do. :)
8909618
What editors?
I rarely comment on stuff I read, and I do read a Lot of stuff. But this story here needs to be commenting on, especially comments related to "what did I just read" and whatever variations available to it
Still, I will say it, what the hell did I just read?
8909618
This was posted, and I quote (myself, admittedly) "No Editing We Die Like Men mode"
Pear gave it a go, but you can see the results of that in the description.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I LOVE YOU
STOP WRITING BEANIS BETTER THAN ME
From here onward I had like 50 billion parts I wanted to quote and express my merriment over, but sadly I couldn't bring myself to do it.
But I just want to say...fuck. Fuck this was amazing
I don't know what the lovechild of Pride and Shame used to be called, but I'm now renaming it after you and Syeekoh.
...
Eagerly awaiting the next entry in the Beaniverse.
...
What.
...
Just... what?
Okay, um. I'd never heard of the "Beanis cinematic universe", that I can recall, before your blog post, and still don't know what it is. Would it make this make sense?
Would anything make what I just read make sense?
...
Yeah, okay, upvoting. :D
8909673
So, MrSyeekoh?
(if you're nasty)
8909679
There's a group, check it out: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212745/beanis-cinematic-universe
Heh.
You know, if this keeps up, I'll have to write a story called Beanis Envy.
8909715
I SUPPORT THIS
8909715
Do it. You know you want to.
8909723 8909724 I dunno. It might be pretty hard...
8909728
LIKE DASH'S DICC
I can't believe I paid real money for this. I think I've made some very poor life choices.
Between the company business and extracurricular activities, when was the last time Sunset and Sci-Twi have ever had their Fun Time Laid?
There is so much shit I could say about this but there is no way in Heaven, Hell, or on Earth that I could find the proper set of words to sufficiently explain the experience I have undergone reading this fic. As such I shall say this. I can never look at a bean the same way again.
8909682
...
Huh.
Well, thank you for the information.
*reads this story*
*looks at own Beanis story he posted yesterday*
Okay, so I'm just going to burn this as an inferior product... damn it.
*sets own story on fire*
This was great.
Reading this, I think I’m missing something...
Having read this, I’m not sure I want to find out what I’m missing...
There is no "what" to say that hasn't been said. And yet I still need to say it.
What?
Patiently waiting for a random snarl of equestrian magic to hit The Couch.
Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
The last bit got me. It was good all the way through, but the last bit actually made me laugh out loud. This was amazing. Syeekoh, Fuzzy, they have to up their games now.
Jesus.
This story is almost as big of a mistake as I was.
Also:
C'mon Twilight. You *snrk* gotta think bigger.
Let me express my heartfelt feelings about this creation, that was obviously made with love:
What in the whole wide world made you come up with this?
...... Awesomeness..... just, wow.... lovin it!
You beanis people have problems but I just can't stop reading and loving it all.
Great, we've managed to rope Numbers into this. Now all we need is to get Monochromatic to write something Rarity related in the BCU and my life will be complete.
Hey, welcome to the feature box, crackfic buddy!
Eh... can someone fill me up on this... Am I supposed to recognise the couch? Because I can't recall reading anything about that, Rares doing porn and pinkie being a cam girls in the beanisverse before. ..
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SUCK A DICK TO WAKE UP
I have no words. I'll just let the profile pic do the talking.
Oh lord, not you too.
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I'm now waiting for "The Enchanted Beanis" to show up on Featured.
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The Couch is a particular couch that was used (Is used?) for making porn. It's fairly well known.
That's actually a photo of it as the story pic.
At this rate, I may need to contribute to this madness. At the very least, I can mentally scar a character or two from my own works.
8910028
A bunch of people in his personal server threw money at him.
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Ok, I think I have looked through all the stories in the folders. No couch, except in this one. So, no. Not well known.
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As in, web porn. Not fics. Bipedals. Humans.
8910524
The couch is well-known IRL, not in ponyfic.
Casting Couch on Know Your Meme