This story is a sequel to Just Girls Talking Dirty
As an adorable little baby with powerful magic, Flurry Heart was a lovable, if chaotic, ray of sunshine.
As a teenage princess who seems to be vying for the title "Princess of Lust", she's a constant source of exasperation for her parents. Her latest stunt--accidentally turning herself into an "anthromorph", as Princess Twilight calls it, and getting stuck that way--is just another misadventure in a long string of teen hijinks.
Now, Flurry has somehow managed to accidentally teleport herself to another dimension. With a whole new world to explore and an "auntie" she rarely ever sees to aggravate, plus new friends to make (and aggravate), Flurry decides to stick around for a while and turn Canterlot High upside down.
A continuation of this chapter of Just Girls Talking Dirty, toned down (slightly) to a strong Teen rating for innuendo, insinuation, naughty behavior, and a princess who doesn't especially care where and when she's naked.
Warning: Extremely horny and mischievous teenage Flurry Heart incoming!
(Base image used for the cover created by Dashie116, used with permission.)
This gon’ be interesting.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY FAVS!!!
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I second this! Take them all!
Heck yes! Loving the expanded version. I'm a little surprised about how ... prudish (for lack of a better word) Cadence is regarding Flurry's behavior, not just because I expected better from the freaking Princess of Love, but also because I've always seen Equestria as a bit more sexually open than Earth (with the EqG world somewhere in between). That said, Flurry really does need some friends her own age.
And this is kinda a background thing, but it sounds like the Crystal Empire is in the middle of a serious ongoing demographic crisis, and Cadence and Shining Armor are probably incredibly frazzled trying to deal with it.
This is going to be wonderful. I have to say, I love how real you made the family drama feel...even if one of the funniest lines had to be about what I will call 'the Further Adventures of Spike the Brave and Glorious'. However, a couple other lines stood out for me.
Missed this last time, but just what sort of pictures of Sunset were they that Flurry apparently created a porn star body from them, and why did Twilight have them?
And Starlight Glimmer's there with her...something we should know about?
You know that feeling that when you realized wou didn't know you wanted something until you read it for the first time? That's what I got for this story. The sexual antics of Flurry were VERY entertaining to watch, along with next-gen EqG cast's and Sunset Shimmer's reactions.
Spearton and I look forward to more of these antics in the future!
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He's not using herd in the fanon sense, but in the literal sense of an actual herd--like the Buffalo herd that stampede through AAAAAAAAppleloosa! And good question on the pics. Guess we'll never know.
A dildo. Several of them, in all the holes.
All right! Just what I was hoping for! Let's have more, please!
Never before have I needed something so much and never known until I received it.
Great story as ever Moth, looking forward to more!
Sunset, you may as well let her fuck Blitz and the other dude. It'll get it out of her system A LOT Quicker. Then she can move onto other students that you may or may not find out about so it won't be as much of a concern to you.
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Uh, can you say "super-owwie"? Besides, how would one fit in that particular hole?
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Lube. Lube and practice.
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I don't mean that tight hole. I mean the other tight hole. The smaller one.
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There does not exist an orifice on the human body that some idiot has not attempted to fuck themselves and/or another person in.
Awww! Bibi's banned from visiting the Crystal Empire.
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Yeah, poor Bibi ;_;
I'm actually much more interested now than I was when I read the original chapter. Color me intrigued, even if I don't care for anthro.
I loved that crack about Uncle Spike continuously saving the Crystal Empire. That sounds like an amazing running gag I'd like to see more of.
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I think Andy Hamilton summed it up best with "Mankind is going to roger itself to extinction!"
So... the crystal ponies aren't reproducing? And apparently never were, unless Sombra destroyed every school that wasn't dedicated to teaching foals to glorify their perfect leader?
I know, I know, don't think about it too much, but it's the conclusion I have to come to if Flurry has no peers. (You know, putting aside the whole royalty thing.) Honestly, I'd expect a baby boom in the wake of her crystalling.
That aside, I do look forward to seeing where you go with this. Nice touch with Twilight's new outfit. And I can only imagine what Dusk is going to say to his mother tonight...
"Mom, did you know you have a parallel universe counterpart who could arguably be defined as a goddess?"
"I did a lot of crazy things in high school, dear."
"This only raises further questions."
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OK, I'm confused, which orifice are we talking about? I figured anus.
...wait, how is this rated 'T'? I figured it hit M somewhere between the naked anthro and the ban on bananas.
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Yeah, I don't know where I'm going with that "stagnant Crystal Empire" thing either, but it's ultimately unimportant...
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You can get away with a LOT with a Teen rating. Basically, highly suggestive content and innuendo are fine for a Teen rating. Naked girl running around, even comedic/suggestive groping is something you can get away with under a Teen rating. It's when uglies are bumped and beans are flicked and juices and stuff get involved that it goes to Mature. I'm holding off on bumping the rating to Mature unless it becomes absolutely necessary.
It's kind of a fine line to walk, but basically, if you go look at Justice3442's The Dazzlings Are Insane (and basically any of his other Dazzlings fics), that's right about where the line is drawn. ^_^
This will be a very intresting story.
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urethra. It's small, super-tight, super-sensitive in the owwie way, and more that doesn't need mentioned in the comment section of a Teen fic. Let's just say that if you did manage to get something up it, you are NOT getting it back out yourself.
How very interesting. You certainly did well in illustrating why Flurry could end up "The Princess of Lovin'" as a result of her mom being the Princess of Love.
The story itself sounds a lot like what may naturally go on in a High School along with 'maturing' teens. So nothing came off forced or too out of the ordinary. If anything I found it neat to see how time had passed and all the main characters from "Equestria Girls" had their own kids who now attended CHS.
Nicely done and a fun read. :)
Shining declared war on Discord....Please follow with this every now and then in this story.
Sure Discord not going to let go of it, and will taunt and tease Shining over this.
Say Shining and Candance visit ponyville and run into Fluttershy who chatting with Discord and Discord sees shining and...
"CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJtiS14l62M
Oh, this is going to be an absolute riot.
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Oh my god i was thinking about that scene!
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Yeah, I just noticed this part myself:
I mean, none at all? Are the crystal ponies just not having foals? Because that honestly sounds like something they should have been freaking out over long before Flurry Heart started misbehaving.
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I definitely need to review the content rules. It weirds me out that the Teen rating is this permissive, while you can be required to use the Sex tag just for innuendo and jokes.
As for the story: my initial reaction is that I'm a lot more interested in reading about the next-gen EG cast in general than I am in Flurry's antics in particular. We'll see how this goes though.
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Lube and practice, funny enough, is still a valid answer here.
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Yeah, but you'll probably be wizzing red you're first few sessions as you're body adjusts.
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And I’ll throw “Do Humans Get Wingboners” into the ring, too, seeing as some have not-incorrectly described it as “Sunset rubs Rainbow’s wings to the point of orgasm without directly stating that’s what happened.” And mods have said it’s good as T.
Well, this is gonna be a load of crazy fun.
Teenage Flurry adventures in the human world. The concept alone is good, but adding in she's anthro while everyone else is normal and she's a little lustful and it is sure to be great.
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...ah. I figured we were excluding that, the same way we explicitly exclude nostrils and the ear canals when we say "every hole".
But I think the bigger question here is...
Are traps gay?
And just like that, that's an auto thumbs up for me because this is going to be GREAT!
*sigh* Teenagers.
An anthropomorphic Flurry Heart.
Must you be so crass?
If your outfit is anything to go by, I'm inclined to agree.
Perhaps. But they're HONEST perverts.
See? She makes sense.
Sunset Shimmer? This is an unexpected, but not unwelcome surprise?
Barely.
At least she's cutting off any potential problems from him at the root.
Rainbow's kid. He's like distilled Rainbow Dash. I like him.
No doubt Applejack's kid.
Twilight's.
Fluttershy's, and I think I know the father.
Sweetie Belle's kid.
Pinkie Pie's.
Oh great. She's a Looney Toon too.
Huh, so it seems that that's either not a thing in Equestria or she's just never heard it referred to as such before.
This is easily one of the single greatest things I've ever seen.
Dude. TACT. You could be the rightest person in the world, but TRY to have some decorum.
Thanks.
... What kind of pictures did you have as reference and how did Twilight get her hands on them?
I believe the reaction you seek is:
Sounds like a losing battle.
You know what? Sure. Why not.
Correct.
As long as it's funny.
Huh. Sweet.
I like you.
Damn. That's cruel.
Word to the wise, don't piss off the Principal.
Best Princess.
You know full well.
And times change.
Man, this is going to suck for you when your kid stats dating.
See?
Wait, what?
So it seems.
Nothing in theory.
Oh this is going to be a blast.
She's probably gone and Sombra's dead, or, reformed in the comics, but not a threat.
I, want to say no.
Twilight's been one of those things like what, 3 times now?
There's nopony really her age.
Didn't expect that.
You've clearly never been to a human high school.
I'd say I sympathize, but I can't.
Here's to hoping your confidence in her isn't misplaced.
Sounds about right.
Well then, this is a new look for you.
Indeed. Last time you could, kinda blend in.
Eh, kinda? I'm not sure how this interdimensional counterpartness thing works.
Oh this is going to be amazing.
Oh I LIKE you.
That's, one way to put it.
Oh I love the way you write these characters, I really do.
This is going to be a running gag.
Poor Dawn.
YES
So the Crystalling doesn't exist in this version?
Because it was extra made for newborns of the empire to strengthen the hearts power.
Oh, dear I hoped things had worked out better for Fluttershy and Eris.
I couldn't see any universes version of Discord being a hugely attentive father but I at least hoped he'd pop up when he remembered about his lover and daughter and have a good time then.
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I think you misunderstood something, perhaps either in the story or in canon.
Yes, the Crystalling obviously exists, and Flurry had her Crystalling. But Cadance and Shining Armor are not crystal ponies. They didn't vanish with the Crystal Empire a thousand years ago and return with it. They're from Canterlot.
It's the crystal ponies, the ones who were cursed by Sombra, who are frozen in time.
So let's work under the assumption that no foals were born in the Crystal Empire between the Empire returning and Flurry Heart being born, making Flurry's birth the first Crystalling. It's only been a couple of years since the Empire returned (roughly 2.5-3 years by my estimate), which is a bit of a long time for absolutely no new foals to be born, but not statistically impossible. So here's Flurry and they Crystal her. Now, by this point, not enough time has really passed yet between the Empire returning and Flurry's birth for anypony to notice something's wrong.
But then, as Flurry starts to grow up, that's when they start to notice that other children in the Empire aren't, and then they realize nopony's actually had a baby in a while except Cadance. And that's when they figured out they were still under a curse.
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Or Flurry was the first birth since the Empires Return. And as time went on they finally started to notice that there was no Crystalling before or after hers.
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Assuming he is even the father... although With her name,Eris, though it's a good likelihood that he could be. Either her farher Just up and left them or he is dead. Or maybe the equestrian discord is her father.
I severely dislike Prism Blaze and Rainbow Dash in this fic, their characters feel off and and they feel like horrible people. Blaze seems to be primarily thinking with the wrong head if he is ogling his own mother and it just rubs me the wrong way. Rainbow Dash is acting like a washed out rocker with her implied booze habit and implied emotional distance. I enjoy where you have taken this story and look forward to the next chapter!
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So the reason here is Sombras curse.
Bause Flurrys explanation didn't really clear it up and it sounded more like the Crystal Heart was at fault.
Because there's at least one Crystal pony that grew up from before the Empire was cursed.
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The father being the Equestrian Discord could be interesting depending on his relationship with the Equestrian Fluttershy.
"You know that time we broke up for a week or two, after you told me I couldn't turn Angel into Rabbit Stew? Well I popped over to the universe next door to cool off and well one thing lead to another and I ended up screwing your twin over then and it turn's out you're an aunt. So congratulations!"
I'd hope 'our' Discord would if not be an attentive father he'd at least try to support his daughter. Although his EqG equivalent might never have gotten friendshipped by Flutters and still be his original even jerkier self.
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Who knows? Well beside the author. It is either going to remain a mistery or it will be apart of the story sometime in the future.
Well... shit. Gotta feel bad for Fluttershy. How is this flying, by the way? I can't imagine the others don't know about what she's doing to herself. Sunset, at the very least should know. I find it odd that they don't... I don't know. Chip in? Come over? Something. Especially if it's been going on for... How old are the new Gen? 15? 16 years?
And then there's Alto's home life. It's so... One wonders what happened to make him so... not cold, per se, but... what is the word? Lukewarm, I guess, towards his mother. What, did he find out he was adopted or something?
That all aside, interesting chapter. I look forward to seeing where this goes.