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Summer Dancer


On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

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Sunset Shimmer is well respected, and has gained a lot of trust over the past year. So when Princess Twilight entrusted her with watching over her one and only niece, she was thrilled.

But one slip of the tongue around the toddler could break that trust.

Now with Reading by Mindlessgonzo

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What... just happened?

Three in the morning. This comes up. I think, oh well, sleeps a "sunova bleep" anyway! :derpytongue2:

Utterly wierd and random. Also, why can everyone write longer chapters than me, even in one-shots?! :flutterrage::fluttershbad:

Potent Elixir

This fic just made my night.

I just realized the title is a pun of censored :rainbowlaugh:

“Okay. Two things. One, you’re never supposed to heat a bottle inside a microwave! You put it in warm water.”

Welp, I've learned something new today.

I thought this was pretty awesome. Twilight making Flurry read the dictionary... totally not surprised. I wonder what her first word was. Astronomy?

SONUVA----:rainbowlaugh:

“Oh, hey, Sunset!” Rainbow said before throwing the stick again.

Said girl threw up her hands. “She’s not a dog!”

“Eh, dog, pony, same thing

I'm surprised Sunset didn't bleep-slap her for that :rainbowderp:

This was absolutely hilarious, and so adorable! Instant like and fave.

One thing, though: You shouldn't have mentioned the thirty moons thing or time shifts at all. It was extraneous and extremely confused information hat served no purpose and detracted from the story. I'd remove every reference to time differences, thirty moons, etc. and just have Twilight say "It might be a while before I can pick her up." It gets the point across without a bunch of sideways BS.

6937247 Incidentally, going down your story list I realized I've made a grievous oversight: I should have followed you about 5 favorited stories ago, going by my own personal rules for following. I have corrected this oversight. :twilightsheepish:

6937250 Coming from you, that's an honor, seriously :pinkiegasp: Thank you so much :pinkiehappy:

6937255 Not a problem. Like I said, I should have followed you after Code Pink. It's an embarrassing oversight on my part. :derpyderp1:

This is a thing of beauty.

6937259 Hey, you following me at all makes my day. No worries here :yay:

Absolutely "bleeping" loved it.

haha i could see this as an actual episode in an EQG spin off series; Sunset gets paired with the different members of the rainbooms to babysit flurry heart and each of them give Sunset different advice on babysitting with hilarious results

You've written stranger things, I suppose :raritywink:

Glorious, absolutely glorious

I love how Rainbow knew what to do and all - this was brilliant. XD

Ha ha ha! I loved this one! So funny! :rainbowlaugh:

Great job as always! You write Sunset and Rainbow really well. Such an awesome short.

The instant May comes, Flurry Heart C.Tag will be added.

Hahahahahahahaha!I love this so much!!!

Props for the cute title alone. As a new uncle in a thoroughly Irish-American, straight-from-downtown family, I can sympathize. Keeping my niece in line as she gets older is going to be a chore. Just like her mother, I'm sure.

The self-censoring lessened the impact a little. Until Sunset started rhyming, I thought Flurry was literally saying "bleep," a la Adventure Time.

Aside from that, this was a great read. Here's hoping the writers give Flurry Heart half as much personality as you did. And I'd love to see that grand conflict with the dark lords sometime.

The way Flurry was biting everything put me in mind of Sunny from "A Series Of Unfortunate Events".

Not gonna lie, I'd love to see an episode in Season 6 that shows Twilight Sparkle trying to babysit little Flurry Heart when something's going on, and the hilarity that ensues when Twilight's mental state goes somewhat maniacal to protect her niece and Ponyville.

This was a good and funny story, nice job!

Buy some apples, man, this story is the sugar. :trollestia:

Short, cute beyond words, and funny as bleep. love it! Great job, author. :ajsmug:

reminds me of the comic stip Foxtrot
"Let me get this straight, you taught a 2 year-old to say "@%#&$*?"

though it was less of an accident, she was watching Jerry Springer- with the kid in the same room.

Ahhh, I remember when I said my first curse word as a baby. It was when my mother accidentally knocked a pan of cooking pasta off the stove and onto the floor, hissing through clenched teeth "Oh, SHIT!". And I just happened to be the kind of the baby that LOVED to copy every sentence I heard. :rainbowlaugh:

HAHAHA so funny:rainbowlaugh:

“Okay. Two things. One, you’re never supposed to heat a bottle inside a microwave! You put it in warm water.”

Not true. My parents do that, and they're on kid number six now. You just need to do like ten seconds instead of 30, then shake it really well so that the hot outside milk and cold inside mix and even out. Check the temperature after, obviously. If it's too hot stick it in the fridge for a minute or two.

No! It can't end there! We need to see Cadence freak out!

Only Twilight would determine that an alternate dimension with bipedal humanoids was the best choice to find a foalsitter for her niece. But she would.:pinkiehappy:

And in Chpater 2:

:twilightangry2: "Sunset! What the :yay: is wrong with you?! WHY did you say THAT in front of Flurry?!"
Sunset: "... Rainbow's fault!" *runs away*

6938577 You mean like this?

[youtube=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x78DSss5HHs]

Man I love that movie. Sunny is hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

6938577 That's who I based her on! :yay:

Reaction story sequel! :pinkiehappy:

This brightened up my day! Can't stop laughing! Thank you for this amazing story:pinkiehappy::heart::derpytongue2:!

Well, that was cute.

Reminds me of when my mom told me that when I was about 3, I actually told my dad to "f*** off". :pinkiegasp:

Of course, I don't remember saying that word even once in my life, when some boys in fifth grade tricked me into saying it to our teacher, got me in serious trouble. :ajbemused:

6938387

I agree. If you're going to have characters swear, then they need to swear. Censoring in text just breaks the reader's immersion.

I honestly wondered if the punch line was going to be that Sunset was so sheltered that "bleep" is literally the worst swear word she could think of. That would work better with Pinkie or Fluttershy though.

Fluttershy: Twilight, I'm really sorry. Please don't hate me.
Twilight: What happened? Is Flurry all right?
Fluttershy: She's fine, but... I-said-a-bad-word-in-front-of-her-and-now-she-won't-stop-repeating-it. :fluttershbad:
Flurry: GOSH!

The thing with the dark lords is an awesome idea, and I wish I had a story (or episode, who knows?) that was just that.

This was quite cute. I actually really enjoyed it. Though, I do have one question. What does "Suncered" mean?

6940267 It's more of a pun on the word censored :derpytongue2:

Funny fic bro! :D I'd never take Rainbow Dash to be a babysitter, but hey, I loved it! Nice job! :rainbowlaugh: /)

Typo:

She’s held up at the moment, so she won’t be back for awhile.

for a while

I'm confused:

It’s just that she looks pretty new. And I assume this world’s Flurry Heart was just born a week ago, if I heard Twilight right. This world’s Twilight, I mean. Wow, that sounds confusing.

Are there two Flurry Heart?
'cause if she was "born a week ago" that would make her an newborn/ infant not toddler etc.
It would be a little too early for any speaking or teeth there too.

I cannot stop laughing! Good tips for babysitting even though it may of not been intended. Really clever to have an iteraction with Sunset and Flurry, the reactions were priceless! Loved this too much!:yay:

Said girl threw up her hands. “She’s not a dog!”
“Eh, dog, pony, same thing. How’d it go with Twilight? Is she on the way?”

Too halarious not to mention:rainbowlaugh: though I would have to agree with Dash on thin one:twilightsheepish:

for some reason when i read flurry heart saying that , all i could think of was chris titus talking about his daughter swearing .

Super Funny !!!!

Oh man; Sunset is going to be in some deep s:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy: when either Shining or Cadance report the news of Flurry swearing back to Twilight:rainbowlaugh:.

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