Dear Rara:
I'm know that our reunion got off to a bumpy start, but it all worked out in the end, didn't it?
So... I was wondering... would you like to meet up later tonight? Have a drink? Have some fun?
Your old friend, Applejack.
P.S.: You know exactly what I mean by “fun.”
Dear A.J.:
You. Me. Barn. Tonight.
Sincerely, Rara.
Dear Countess Coloratura:
Your mane style looks familiar. You wouldn't happen to be related to us, would you?
Sincerely, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk.
Dear Countess Coloratura:
You're stealing my act. Stop it.
Sincerely, Lady Gaga.
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If I didn't know any better, I'd say that the "Applejack" who wrote this letter was actually Twilight.
7031631 At least Twilights not a changeling.
Now here ladies and gentlemen, is where I am presented with a conundrum. What joke to make? I could go with a classic,
, or, since all things considered it's a tad low brow, I could always use a particular favorite of mine,
, were this unfunny, I could have always used
or
Which I suppose it is, in a cosmic sort of way, but, in the end, I'm going to have to go with one rarely used.
Nah, unlike you, she can actually sing WITHOUT autotune.
Dear Countess Coloratura,
Mind if I Parody your latest song. I promice it will be better than my other parody Perform This Way.
Your Supreme Party Pony,
Cheese Sandwhich
Funny, a lot of people were saying the same thing about Starlight Glimmer in the Season 5 premiere. Now we just need a pony who looks somewhat similar to Adagio Dazzle, and the trio is complete.
My dearest Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,
Day twenty-one. It has been a full fortnight and a half since last I was able to bask in the glorious radiant glow that is your countenance. My apologies, fair maiden, I have not the slightest inkling why my chirography is thus. Though, it could be a combination of draining my onomatopoeia resources four days ago and bivouacking in the glossary. I also may be losing my mind. I have needs. I needed to here you berate me, so I have been drawing you over and over again, however, I am terrible. You are just five sticks, an oval, a squiggly line, a circle, and two triangles. It is not good enough. When I draw your mouth, all you do is scream, "KILL ME! KILL ME!! KIIIILLLLL MEEEE!!!" At least, I think that is what you are screaming. It is not so much a scream as it is nails on a chalkboard, vocalized.
Signed your very lonely, hungry, paper slave,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.