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Cloud Hop


Cloud Hop is a pegasus pony working as a research assistant in the Cloudsdale weather factory. He may also be a code-wielding applied mathematician who makes games and music.

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Twilight gets drunk and ships Rainbow Dash with everything in the universe.

Rainbow Dash is not amused.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 332 )

Okay, that was reasonably hilarious in its own right. I loved the bar scene and drunk Twilight. You wrote her very well and I felt like it could have been a drunk Sheldon Cooper ranting away.:raritystarry:

However, the ending just..fizzles. Like, you started strong and kept it up past the Rarity scene, then..it wanders in random directions and passes out, much like a drunk. I'd have ended it somewhere along the lines of a contest of sorts between Rarity and Twilight, to see who ships RD the best, and the results of win/lose. The ending can be the hardest part to write if you didn't plan it all the way through.:twilightsmile:

Oh I do hope I'm making sense..:applejackunsure:

I'm agreeing. At first it was hilarious, then... that. I mean, that doesn't even make sense. Unless it's a setup for Twilight shipping Dash with herself on a more permanent basis than silly math squigglies.

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Do note the story is tagged as incomplete.

EDIT

That and like half the stories in the author's favourite list are RD x Twilight.

The beginning was hilarious, but it died out sometime during the end.

I spent a minute interpreting that math.
Also, a set of all sets does contain itself. Otherwise it isn't a universal set. (I actually ran that by my university discrete maths professor out of curiosity)

Also, it's a shame you didn't post with more than 4k of length. The occupants of the feature box are weak and this could easily have replaced one.
*edit: You added a second chapter and *bam* feature box. I called it.

I'm going to assume the previous commenters have never been on this side of the "boyfriend dumped me" talk. It sucks. It's a lot of crying, sniveling, and more pointless crap that you pretty much have to sit there and deal with or look like a dick. It's almost as bad as actually dating someone.

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This is chapter 1 and is setting up multiple plot threads, so I wouldn't really expect it's ending to make much sense. :facehoof:

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An astute observation, but there is a reason this is not tagged with "romance". Sorry! :twilightblush:

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:rainbowhuh:...:rainbowderp:....:rainbowlaugh:
See, now that makes more sense. I overlooked the incomplete, but my point stands, the transition between scenes at the end of this chapter was erratic and could be reinforced a bit. Even if there will be more, the end keeps us coming back for more!:twilightsmile:

mathematical drunk Twilight is new best Twilight:rainbowlaugh::twilightsmile:

Looks like this is going to be featured. :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy: It better be featured.:flutterrage::flutterrage:

I only read like the first half of the chapter. I died. Fifty times. Inconsistently. Para-Dimentionly. Fucking wordly.

Is this included in everything?:rainbowhuh:

2758539 I'm sure most people here know how it is.

2759012That story intrigued me as did yours here I'm feeling generous have a mustache :moustache:

She peeled it very carefully.

And that's all there really is to say on the matter.

im just gonna go see where this leads. be back when it updates!

I have more important things to do at 3:30 am, but damn it did I enjoy this. Congrats, you are now my excuse for procrastinating. 10/10 would ship.

Twilight has now learned a very important lesson: Never drink and derive!

Alas, Twilight, such are the dangers of drinking and deriving...

This is relevant to my interests.

I will make it short and simple.That is a good story. Good characterisation and captivating writing style.Please continue.

...I have to see where this is going.

I could not stop laughing when I read this.

I nearly exploded when I saw that they were those kinds of fics...

Seriously though, great story and hilarious concepts. Keep on writin'!

...but Rainbow Dash was pretty sure Applejack was made out of depleted uranium.

XD You made me snort-laugh. While drinking. XD I hope you're happy. XD

"Oh-well-look-at-the-time-I-guess-I-should-really-be-getting-to-bed-now-hahaha-bye!"

Fucking GONE LIKE THE WIND. XD

No points for guessing where the large cloud ended up.

SUGARCUBE CORNER! ....No. No wait, I got this... Uhh.... APPLEJACK'S APPLE STAND! :D ...uh... The school? D: XD I kid, I kid. Rarity had it coming XD

unknowingly crossed a line

XD That's not crossing a line, Rarity. You sped past that line with your hoof on the accelerator, laughing like the freakin' Joker while under the influence. XD

It was so absurdly sappy, the cutie mark crusaders spontaneously started gagging almost a mile away and couldn't figure out why.

DAYUMNNN~! XD

EDIT: Also, goes without saying, but this is gettin' faved on my end. XD

Bad Twilight, bad mare.

Everybody knows that Jack Harkness is the only sentient being to be shipped with everything in the universe.

Twilight snorted. "Derpy's always drunk, silly, that's why she's so clumsy all the time! I mean really, what else could her cutie mark stand for?"

Oh...
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD
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God, for some reason I think of Family Guy when I read this.
...
I'm gonna go watch Family Guy.
But other than that, this story is positively splendid. And you should be thankful I said that, there are only a few stories I have actually used my favorite word to compare. Not even my own stories feel the Splendid.

RainbowDashxToothbrush best ship

Heh. This should be fun.

I'll be watching.

~Skeeter The Lurker

This is....well...this is.....:rainbowlaugh: Hilarious! Don't you stop writing this! Do you understand??:rainbowhuh: MOAR!!!:flutterrage: Please?:twilightsmile:

Calling it now, Rainbow ends up with Twilight. Or possibly Rarity. Or maybe Rarity AND Twilight.

This is one of the few stories that I've come across, that actually maintains a sense of humor throughout the story, while entertaining us with a solid plot, and lots of juicy drama. I love it! Can't wait for more!
You'll have to excuse me for not writing an in-depth, thorough review of why I love this story as I usually do, it's just that I don't have the energy to do so, but do know that I'll be following this story very closely.

Sincerely,
WS37

Leave it to Twilight to do math while drunk. :rainbowlaugh:

2759024 wait, I have a question. Are like mustaches currency around here? Because I'm gettin really confused... :derpytongue2:

THIS

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SUGARCUBE CORNER! ....No. No wait, I got this... Uhh.... APPLEJACK'S APPLE STAND! :D ...uh... The school? D: XD I kid, I kid. Rarity had it coming XD

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you put so many XD's in there im tempted to call you Walt

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Isn't it obvious how Rainbow Dash peeled the banana? She tickled it with her wing until it shat out all of its innards. Like so.
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Then this happened.
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The feels... Ouch.
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Why not all three? Wait...

...Fluttershy has a story about Rainbow shipping...

...oh dear.

Also, I have no idea how Rainbow Dash peeled that banana.

Be glad that you don't. :pinkiesick:

In any case, Dash metashipping is always fun. I hope she finds someone, especially after that moment of introspection in the shower. Definitely looking forward to more.

Also, I have no idea how Rainbow Dash peeled that banana.

With her teeth duh!

Rainbow Dash was pretty sure Applejack was made out of depleted uranium

So Dash thinks Applejack is dense??? :facehoof:

Seriously, this is hilarious. I wish I could write comedy like this.

My coltfriend dumped me

...

Twilight is fucking stupid.

First story and you get featured? Nothing personal, but I've been writing for months, written tons of words, and released a lot of fic, and I haven't even hit featured or EQD. Nothing personal but...

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

2761353 That's nice, I've been writing just as long as you. I'm sure if your stories were worth reading, they'd be in the featured box. Nothing personal, but get over yourself.

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I am good at writing. It's just that nothing I do ever takes off. Take a look before you try to tell me that my work is shit.

@ fic author: It's not personal hatred. I don't hate you personally. It's more of professional resentment.

2761424 Never said it was shit. Just said that if it was worth a read, recommended if you will, it'd be in the featured box. And yes, I saw your profile. I advise you not to insult before you do your "research". Practice what you preach.

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