• Member Since 10th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen January 9th


I may not be a great writer,


Take no more than one pill every six hours.

Rainbow Dash accidentally gives Twilight a severe overdose of painkillers. Now, she and another visitor to the library must deal with the consequences of forgetting to read the label.

Rated Teen for drug references and strong pony language (Rainbow Dash uses the "b" word).

Accepted into Twilight's Library on 3/27/14.

Partial readthrough by Emporerson

Click here to see the five references mentioned in the A/N.

Chapters (1)
Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!
Comments ( 147 )

This is going to get featured. I just know it. :rainbowdetermined2:

Thank you. :twilightsmile:
I doubt it will, but that would be so awesome if it did (a miracle, but awesome nonetheless)

That's not 'woozy and wacky adventures'.

That's 'death by overdose'.

Well, that would be no fun. :applejackunsure:
Maybe mortal alicorns are a little more death-resistant? :rainbowderp:

Looks like someone doesn't know what a painkiller overdose actually does.

Stay in school kids!


Veteran opiate user, I'm totally gonna read and weigh in on medical accuracy.

2856423 The feature box has lower expectations than you anticipate. Hell, "Twilights Plant Problem" made it up to fucking number 2, so I swear I'm going to finish 5 whole Rainbow Dash steaks myself in one serving if this doesn't even reach number 10.

The story was very entertaining.

:rainbowderp: wut?

Oh yeah, Twi's plant problem is in my read later, actually.
Thanks for the nice comment, though. I'm glad some ponies enjoy my writing. :twilightsmile:

At first I thought you were making a crack at Rainbow Dash, but then I realized it was probably directed at me. (takes out bottle of painkillers)
Oh well. :rainbowwild: *munch munch*

Oh my god... This was AWESOME.

I was laughing the whole way through.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Awkward moment when Twi is in excruciating pain for the first 1/3 :twilightblush:
But thanks. I like making ponies laugh :pinkiehappy:

OD Twilight turns into a carnivore. Good thing she passed out....

Scooby Doo reference. All I got from it. Wild and crazy good time.

Guess what! Mikeanthony321's prediction came true. :derpytongue2:
As of right now, this story's #5 on the Featured Box! :ajsmug:

I've got nothing to say about this. You DID manage to trigger my claustrophobia quite soundly, though, so. Hm.
Seriously, I freak out if I get stuck in a t-shirt. :fluttershysad:

This was...equal parts amusing and disturbing.

I think you've confused opiate with methamphetamine (or something that is hallucinogen-based).

Cupcake based steak seasoning?... What is this a Sweetie Belle recipe. :unsuresweetie:

And the lesson is:

Don't OD on drugs.


Don't let Rainbow Dash administer drugs.

Applejack is tied up. Twilight is wearing her hat, trying to make her into a steak, and is high. Rainbow Dash is stuck in a bookshelf.

This story made me laugh so hard. Especially "howdy." :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :yay: :trollestia: :moustache:

(...i dOn'Tt feEl so gOod... AppLejack, why aRe yoU... lying ON my floOr alL tied Up? ... Is it a neW slUmber-pArtY gAme?) :twilightoops:
(*with the rope still tied around her mouth* Yesh, shugarcube, it'sh called 'Untie me right the buck now if ya don't mind!") :ajbemused:
(...or at least buy her dinner first!) :rainbowlaugh:
(OoOh... um... I dOn't thinK I knOw tHat gamE... how dO yoU play? iS thEre a boOk aBout it?)
(Yer goin' ta pay fer thish, Dash... shomehow, shomeway, Ah'm gonna make ya pay fer thish...)

Strong language? Psh, that's nothing.


2856878 Seriously on Twilight's Plant Problem, I found it sucked. Maybe I put too high expectations, but I found every part to be disappointing. From the explanation of why the hell Twilight would do something that sounds idiotic, to the actual erotic scenes themselves. (The guy does not have a very wide word choice for describing certain female accesories.)


So it's been featured. Grati! :pinkiehappy:

2859233 And so it has! Rainbow Dash gets to continue to live until I think of another reason!

2856423 Despite your doubts greatest efforts, your exceptionally good story has been featured at #2


2859261 *insert trumpet sound here*

I donuts care about bad quality.

Wouldn't that be a weird scene to walk in on, Rainbow Dash crammed in a shelf :rainbowderp:, Applejack tied up :ajbemused:, and an out cold Twilight on the floor :facehoof:

Nicely done. I don't think that's how painkillers work, but nicely done.


Haha! I was right! Boo-yeah! :pinkiehappy::raritystarry::scootangel::yay:

100 moustaches? challenge accepted. There was a Scooby doo reference, a spider man reference, reference to cupcakes, y know, the one in which pinkie pie goes all :pinkiecrazy: , and I think one towards the triple strength fish oil, also, there was one towards Indiana jones and the goblet of fire. Obvious drug references. Pinkie Pie bounced of a cliff? halo 2 elements of gaming? And there are way too many to even list in which applejack fell out of a tree. I probably even included references here that you didn't place with a reason, so four words for you: GIVE ME DEM MOUSTACHES! (I also want to know what I missed)


Actually, enough painkillers in the body can cause mild delirium, changes in attention and memory, a sense of euphoria, confusion, and impaired reasoning. Hallucinations can occur as well in some cases, but this is a rarity (no, not that kind! :duck:). However, taking too much can also result in the depressive effects leading to reduced heartrate and breathing, as well as potential cardiac arrest. The fact that this latter, fatal result didn't happen may be attributable to Twilight's status as an alicorn, which is why Luna can drink as much alcohol as a frigate can carry and only be mildly blitzed.

Great story, CasinoFox! I'd be interested in seeing what the aftermath of all of this is going be. Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle is certainly gonna have some 'splainin' to do :twilightblush: (along with Rainbow Dash :rainbowderp:).

But the hallucinations could be that kind of Rarity, right?:raritywink:

Touche, my friend, touche. :ajsmug::rainbowlaugh::trollestia::moustache:

2859760 All other things being equal, if a 40x dose of a narcotic painkiller were administered and you had the constitution to not die, you'd very likely just go into a minor coma. Or at least pass out.

What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little filly? I'll have you know... :rainbowlaugh: no I'm not gonna do this right now.

That's a problem I struggle with, and hope to avoid. I feel like I can never switch words up enough, like using "gaze" instead of "eyes" or using "her friend" and "the alicorn" and "the pegasus" instead of their names all the time... ugh, too much for me. :ajsleepy:

Whoa. You found a lot, and you're right in that some were accidental. Let's see... :rainbowhuh:
You got Scooby Doo (you too, 2858223 , have a :moustache:) and Cupcakes (awkward blink-blink moment) ... the Indiana Jones one, no - I was just using the book name from "Read it and Weep" where Rainbow Dash starts reading the next book at the end of the episode. All the others you mentioned, I've never heard of, except Spiderman (which I'd like to know what it was, by the way). One of my other ones was found by 2859298 already, so I won't be spoiling it: "Cool cool cool" (Abed from Community). One :moustache: for you sir.
The other two, I'll leave for everyone. I guess I can post them sometime soon if no one gets them.
Now for the prize... I originally said 10 moustaches, for 5 references. But there was a little misunderstanding, so I'll at least give you those: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache:

That was hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

Well done, and a perfect read in between more sad and depressing stories.

"Alicorn Princess", my friend. [Im]mortal, god-like, phenominally powerful, "possessing the magical constitution of a mountain and a liver with the metabolic capacity of a small star" flippin' Alicorn Princess. :twilightsmile:

My dope of choice is what most of you call Tylenol 1: acetaminophe and codeine. Particularly helpful if you need to get to sleep.

why does this song play every time I see that image on the coverart

2859995 now you're convincing me that she'd ignore them entirely.

Well this was certainly an interesting read.

2859931 Yeah, but you obviously did a good enough shuffle to the point nobody noticed. At least I don't recall at all.

2858474 Wait a second...

Claustrophobic people seriously freak out when they get stuck on a shirt? Or was it just a joke?

I hope it's true because that would be so hilarious to run into someone freaking out because they can't get out of a shirt :rainbowlaugh:

I guess I should feel bad for hoping such a thing...


Seriously, this was a very well-written and a very hilarious story. I look forward on how this all end.

"Triple Strength pain-killers? Hey Louis! Try these on for size!" :trollestia:

Login or register to comment
Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!