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What would you do if you woke up one day to find an Alicorn Princess Goddess passed out drunk on your doorstep, unable to be awoken? Rainbow Dash certainly has her hooves full with this one. How is she going to handle this??

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.....I want to see this as an actual episode.

This is hilarious.

That was an enjoyable read.

Pinkie's banishment made me laugh the most haha.
Well done, I was wondering where her randomness was during the whole story...

Imma ride this puppy straight to the feature box where it belongs:rainbowlaugh:

Very entertaining read. Nice work in adding a lesson at the end there!

Wow. That ending. Wow.

One word, excellent.

Bwahahaha... Awesome story :twilightsmile:

You managed to catch the characters in a way that I thought was true to the show, and the lesson at the end wrapped it up like one, too! Plus you added a good ol' Pinkie gag there for a finale just like a real episode. Thanks for the read, I laughed!

of course, the moment pinkie grows tired of the moon she'll just pop back down to equestria...

Hey GB your fanfic is great and stuff and things and when I checked it was featured so :yay: for you as well as run on sentences!

-Luv Jo, your personal stalker/friend/whatever-else-applies

That ending explains so much.

Oh... Oh my god.

2826832 Naturally ^^ But clearly she's still looking for that "awesome" stuff Princess Luna wanted to show her...or so she says.

Have you ever tried to get a hungover pony to drink something?


epic.:rainbowlaugh: and honestly at the end twilight had to feel like :facehoof:.

SLUTTY BANANAS. :rainbowhuh:


Also have a moustache :moustache:

This was MLP: FiM Canon Episode Material. Well done.

THAT was funny!

Nicely done!

~Skeeter The Lurker

"Don't be silly, Applejack. I deal with friendship, not witchcraft."

Ah see wha' ya did there, Sugarcube. :ajsmug:

This needs to be a comic or an episode

Now I want to see drunk Fluttershy too...

The ending was epic.

Pinkie wins hide and seek.

enough booze to feul a mardigra feastivel - 50,000 bits :pinkiehappy:

twilights hangover cure - 20 bits :pinkiesick:

finding princess luna blitzed and out cold on your doorstep the next morning - priceless

there are somethings money can't buy, for everything else there's the royal treasury,:trollestia:

"You have stars on your butt." :twilightsmile:

Oops? :trollestia:

2826281 Good thing I added it to the correct group.

Damn it, I was gonna make that comment. :pinkiegasp:

Oh, did this bring back a few memories - well, it might have if the times I was that badly blitzed weren't complete blanks.:facehoof:
Unfortunately, the next day was all too there and real... :pinkiesick:

Funny story.

One nitpick.
I think you used "hangover" incorrectly many times at the beginning.
It is when you wake up and you are mostly sober that hangover hits you.
Or not if you have good metabolism.
Not when you are still asleep (drunken stupor) / still drunk / unconscious.

"That would've been real nice to know
"Real heavy…"

And in a thousand years we shall see the return of Pinkamena Diane Pie! Out for blood confetti!

Awesome story.
Pinkie on the moon:pinkiehappy:

You know, I really thought that Celestia knew all along where Luna is and that she has decided to tease Twilight about it and make a small prank. It also did quite fit the plot. She just randomly turns up searching for and old book she'd read a log time ago and wants to undestand it better... and it has a star on its cover. (Well Moon is not a star, but whatever...) The comedic kind of ending where both princesses show they're not as virtuous as they're percieved leaving every other pony in shock would just top it off in a perfect kinda way.

And oh boy... Pinkie REALLY did overdone it this time!

Anyways, great story! Keep on the good work!

Simply splendiferous :twilightsmile: .

2827834we'll probably NEVER see a louder, more self assured, confritational pony than a drunk Fluttershy

nice fic by the way

You should make a short chapter about drunk fluttershy


That was very good, although I cannot see it as an episode due to the use of alcohol which would be inappropriate for the target audience and rating under any circumstances.

Pretty awesome story, good job getting this featured!

Dat ending. A-whooops. :twilightsheepish:

This is how girls deal with hangovers...
If the mane 6 were stallions, she'd still be on Rainbow's couch. :rainbowlaugh:

"Because!" Twilight shouted, as if that were a sufficient enough answer. When Dash gave her a confused look, she groaned and continued. "Think about it Dash! How's it going to sound? 'Oh hey, Princess! How's it going? Your sister went binge drinking last night and passed out on my friend's porch. Can you please come pick her up?'" Twilight frowned at Dash. "We can't do that to Luna."

aaaaaand the entire situation can probably be avoided if she just tells Celestia in the first place

Edit: Told you

She sent Pinkie...:pinkiehappy:
to the moon...
SWEET CELESTIA THAT KILLED ME!!:rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish:
You get 10 out of 10 Scootawoos!

"Ugh! What am I supposed to do with a drunk Princess…?"

What do you do with a drunken Princess?
What do you do with a drunken Princess?
What do you do with a drunken Princess
Ear-lie in the mornin'?

Way hey, up she rises,
way hey, up she rises,
way hey, up she rises
Ear-lie in the mornin'

This is an excellent and funny story. Well done.

please let there be a ''hangover 2'' which the plot being Luna and RD wake up hungover unable to remember ''what happened last night''
that would be so awesome! :rainbowlaugh:

And now we know why Pinkie didn't ambush them while they were carrying Luna to the library. :pinkiehappy:

Also, Pinkie's middle name makes that scene all the more appropriate. I mean, who better out of the mane 6 to send but the one who's named after the Greek goddess of the Moon? :derpytongue2:

She sent Pinkie to the FRIGGING MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????

Ahh yes what would somepony do if they found an immortal alicorn goddess passed out on their doorstep...:derpyderp1:
i would cry and repeatedly thank the gods of fate for such a blessed moment.:rainbowkiss:
Luna is best pony !!!!!:twilightsmile:

I know everyone is surprised at the whole Pinkie moon thing, but am I the only one that realizes that that means she was drinking too?:applejackunsure:

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