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Second person shipping starring you as Mouse Cursor and Rainbow Dash the Interactive Pony. You had a crush on her for a while now, but is the feeling mutual? Innuendos galore.

Special thanks to Koen and CloudHop.

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Comments ( 48 )

Take my soul.

Completely heart warming. I loved every part of it.

What the actual fuq? But anyway pretty good.

:twilightoops: What? Swimming Dalek, quit swimming and do your duty!

Dalek: Affirmative. Lower communications barrier!

Seriously, this... this is something else...

Well, that was... interesting. Not in a bad way, but in a weird, abnormal way that I can't quite put my (finger/hoof) on.

For some reason, I thought of the cursor as a "Kevin" (that could be since 2nd person doesn't grow on me as well as 3rd, never thought of myself as a mouse cursor I guess :derpyderp1:)
A great story nonetheless. Add one to the "Ponies/Items Shipped with Rainbow Dash that actually work in the story" list.
:rainbowderp: >"That is one loooooong list.........."

The feature box awaits this one.

I will never look at my cursor the same way again...

Very funny, though I can't help but think you should have stuck with Desktop Dash only saying things that the actual program would say, as you did at the start. Still, a very good parody of 2nd person shipfics. Thumbs up. :D

[Finishes story]
[Stares incoherently at screen for a few seconds]
[Rubs eyes]
[Stares back at screen]

... What did I just read?

The ending is a little too sudden for me - I wish you developed it a little more - but still nice.

Well all right then.
(dang dude my freaking mouse cursor has more game than I do what gives man)

Clop-fic! Clop-fic! Clo-:rainbowhuh:
Ack-a-hrrhrrhmmm... Aaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeee meeeeeannn...

I was just about to click the like button when I noticed it transform into the hand with the one finger pointing out and yeah.........you know where my brain went from there. :facehoof:

Now one of the top three strangest pairings that I've read RD in.

What the fuck did I just read?

First of all: :rainbowhuh: What did I just read?

Second of all: I liked it, it was funny.

Third of all: I said, "Really Rainbow Dash?" and she came down saying "It's all true!" Coincidence? I think not!

Fimfiction needs a "wat" tag so I can find more of this easily.

The mark of a good writer: wringing actual emotion out of one of the most insane premises imaginable.

Thanks for bringing a smile to my afternoon.

So I'm a mouse cursor? How am I typsbigntngkbh

Not sure if last sentence is innuendo. Anyways, good story.

2283084 Where do I get something like that (the desktop rd) except as a fluttershy?

3004047 Why thang u. ill get it... in the morning. I'm too lazy to get up from bed. (couch, technically, I'm on iPad, its even like 2 - 3 feet away.)

I came into this expecting a parody of shipfics. What I got was a beautiful story, albeit with an insane premise. And I want more.

WHAT DID I JUST READ???:rainbowhuh:
I mean it wasn't bad, it was good even........but
What was it???

Have a mustache

3004047 Jeez. So much pony. I'll take the mane six and the two princesses.

I lost...” she whispered, more to herself than to anyone else. “I can’t believe I lost to a wimp like you...” I swear there's a game were you race her and if you win she says somthing like that, banned from equestria I think

I got tricked into playing that game..go play it if you have a strong soul and are prepared to be mentally scared


You made me groan and laugh.


3003646 With the onscreen keyboard! :pinkiehappy:

LOL that was funny! :rainbowlaugh:

Okay what?
I have no IDEA what the last paragraph is supposed to mean.:rainbowhuh:

3227350 You're supposed to go inside it! Come on, it'll be fun!

3265423 You're supposed to go inside the paragraph, silly! :pinkiehappy: You'll get to meet the cursor and Digital Dashy and its going to be so much fun! :pinkiecrazy:

Okay, no offense, but you make no sense to me.:twilightsheepish:
I totally lost you:pinkiesad2::derpytongue2:

3269884 None taken. I don't think that worked out the way I wanted it to.

Well then I'm um at peace?:rainbowhuh:
Seriously, I dunno wat to say now

3289938 That I tried a joke that wound up not making any sense and I'm going to apologize for the confusion.

Welp, that clears things up.:twilightsmile:

It's nice that you took a joke-fic idea and, instead of just telling the one joke, made a little story out of it, but not so long as to obliterate the joke.

‘Well, that’s just wonderful,’ you thought. ‘The one time I want to actually say something to her, and she falls asleep.’

i had my Rainbow Dash "ON" and when i read this she fell asleep XD

This I the wort thing ever...


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