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Second person shipping starring you as Mouse Cursor and Rainbow Dash the Interactive Pony. You had a crush on her for a while now, but is the feeling mutual? Innuendos galore.

Special thanks to Koen and CloudHop.

First Published
17th Mar 2013
Last Modified
17th Mar 2013
#1 · 210w, 3d ago · 10 · ·

Take my soul.

#2 · 210w, 3d ago · · ·

Completely heart warming. I loved every part of it.

#3 · 210w, 3d ago · · ·

What the actual fuq? But anyway pretty good.

#4 · 210w, 3d ago · · ·

:twilightoops: What? Swimming Dalek, quit swimming and do your duty!

Dalek: Affirmative. Lower communications barrier!

Seriously, this... this is something else...

#6 · 210w, 3d ago · · ·

Well, that was... interesting. Not in a bad way, but in a weird, abnormal way that I can't quite put my (finger/hoof) on.

#7 · 210w, 3d ago · · ·

For some reason, I thought of the cursor as a "Kevin" (that could be since 2nd person doesn't grow on me as well as 3rd, never thought of myself as a mouse cursor I guess :derpyderp1:)  

A great story nonetheless. Add one to the "Ponies/Items Shipped with Rainbow Dash that actually work in the story" list.

:rainbowderp: >"That is one loooooong list.........."

#8 · 210w, 3d ago · · ·

The feature box awaits this one.

#9 · 210w, 3d ago · 10 · ·

I will never look at my cursor the same way again...

#10 · 210w, 3d ago · · ·

Very funny, though I can't help but think you should have stuck with Desktop Dash only saying things that the actual program would say, as you did at the start.  Still, a very good parody of 2nd person shipfics.  Thumbs up.  :D

#11 · 210w, 3d ago · 17 · ·

[Finishes story]

[Stares incoherently at screen for a few seconds]

[Rubs eyes]

[Stares back at screen]

... What did I just read?

#12 · 210w, 2d ago · · ·

The ending is a little too sudden for me - I wish you developed it a little more - but still nice.

#13 · 209w, 5d ago · 11 · ·

...

Well all right then.

(dang dude my freaking mouse cursor has more game than I do what gives man)

#14 · 209w, 2d ago · · ·

Clop-fic! Clop-fic! Clo-:rainbowhuh:

Ack-a-hrrhrrhmmm... Aaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeee meeeeeannn...

#15 · 205w, 1d ago · · ·

I was just about to click the like button when I noticed it transform into the hand with the one finger pointing out and yeah.........you know where my brain went from there. :facehoof:

Now one of the top three strangest pairings that I've read RD in.

#16 · 203w, 3d ago · 7 · ·

What the fuck did I just read?

#17 · 200w, 1d ago · 4 · ·

First of all: :rainbowhuh: What did I just read?

Second of all: I liked it, it was funny.

Third of all: I said, "Really Rainbow Dash?" and she came down saying "It's all true!" Coincidence? I think not!

#18 · 196w, 5d ago · · ·

->:heart::rainbowwild:

:twilightsmile:D'aawww

#19 · 194w, 23h ago · 15 · ·

Fimfiction needs a "wat" tag so I can find more of this easily.

#20 · 193w, 1d ago · 9 · ·

The mark of a good writer: wringing actual emotion out of one of the most insane premises imaginable.

Thanks for bringing a smile to my afternoon.

#21 · 190w, 1d ago · · ·

So I'm a mouse cursor? How am I typsbigntngkbh

#22 · 190w, 1d ago · · ·

Not sure if last sentence is innuendo. Anyways, good story.

#23 · 190w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2283084 Where do I get something like that (the desktop rd) except as a fluttershy?

#25 · 190w, 1d ago · · ·

>>3004047 Why thang u. ill get it... in the morning. I'm too lazy to get up from bed. (couch, technically, I'm on iPad, its even like 2 - 3 feet away.)

#26 · 190w, 22h ago · 2 · ·

I came into this expecting a parody of shipfics. What I got was a beautiful story, albeit with an insane premise. And I want more.

#27 · 190w, 17h ago · 1 · ·

But...what....why.....huh?:rainbowhuh:

WHAT DID I JUST READ???:rainbowhuh:

I mean it wasn't bad, it was good even........but

What was it???

Have a mustache

:moustache:

#28 · 190w, 16h ago · · ·

>>3004047 Jeez. So much pony. I'll take the mane six and the two princesses.

#29 · 190w, 12h ago · · ·

So meta.

#31 · 190w, 9h ago · 1 · ·

I lost...” she whispered, more to herself than to anyone else. “I can’t believe I lost to a wimp like you...” I swear there's a game were you race her and if you win she says somthing like that, banned from equestria I think

I got tricked into playing that game..go play it if you have a strong soul and are prepared to be mentally scared

#32 · 190w, 8h ago · · ·

>>3007274

You made me groan and laugh.

Bravo.

#33 · 186w, 1d ago · 3 · ·

>>3003646 With the onscreen keyboard! :pinkiehappy:

#34 · 186w, 1d ago · · ·

LOL that was funny! :rainbowlaugh:

#35 · 183w, 6d ago · · ·

Okay what?

I have no IDEA what the last paragraph is supposed to mean.:rainbowhuh:

#36 · 183w, 5h ago · · ·

>>3227350  You're supposed to go inside it!  Come on, it'll be fun!

#38 · 182w, 5d ago · · ·

>>3265423  You're supposed to go inside the paragraph, silly!  :pinkiehappy:  You'll get to meet the cursor and Digital Dashy and its going to be so much fun!  :pinkiecrazy:

#39 · 182w, 4d ago · · ·

>>3267899

Okay, no offense, but you make no sense to me.:twilightsheepish:

I totally lost you:pinkiesad2::derpytongue2:

#40 · 182w, 4d ago · · ·

>>3269884  None taken.  I don't think that worked out the way I wanted it to.

#41 · 182w, 22h ago · · ·

>>3270027

Well then I'm um at peace?:rainbowhuh:

Seriously, I dunno wat to say now

#42 · 182w, 7h ago · · ·

>>3289938  That I tried a joke that wound up not making any sense and I'm going to apologize for the confusion.

#43 · 182w, 29m ago · · ·

>>3292440

Welp, that clears  things up.:twilightsmile:

#44 · 84w, 11h ago · · ·

It's nice that you took a joke-fic idea and, instead of just telling the one joke, made a little story out of it, but not so long as to obliterate the joke.

#45 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·

what

#46 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

‘Well, that’s just wonderful,’ you thought. ‘The one time I want to actually say something to her, and she falls asleep.’

i had my Rainbow Dash "ON" and when i read this she fell asleep XD

#47 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

this was cute

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