Rainbow Dash just wants a bottle of Dr. Pony from the vending machine. Is that too much to ask?
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Yes, it is far too much to ask. Learn basic rules of life, Skirts.
Fluttershy is basically The Fonz.
Eyyyy.
Is this an April fools story? FROM SS&E! Bet it's awesome!
Yes, Dr. Pony is just far too much to ask. Learn your place and stick with the Maneton Dew.
Because the Equestrian vending coalition is run by actual trolls.
Gotta pay upkeep on them bridges somehow.
So wait... how did rainbow dash hear the ding of the Pony Blaster if her eardrums had already popped?
Zarek the Duck- reading way too much into comedy one-shots since 2011
Dose metaphors.
Commence read.
Obviously you write from painful experience but why must you portray this poor creature suffering as you did. Must pain be always shared with unassuming fictional beings? This was more tragic than anything you have ever written. And more human.
:Facedesk:
Ha ha! Self-deprecation.
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u mad, filly?
and this is getting EOP done how now....... lol just kid great read
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This will probably be the greatest thing I have ever read.
yes.
This is probably not the greatest thing I had ever read. I think I just read an unreleased "Austraeoh" chapter. This might reaffirm why I haven't read that story yet.
I have no regrets.
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Cheers, good sir!
2354818 I have a gold account. Show your comment. :D
Let's see here...
Posted at 1:00 am? Check.
On April Fool's Day? Check.
Description and Title making it sound like a joke/April Fool's joke? Check.
Implying that either this was written in advance in preparation or April Fool's Day or that it was written in an hour? Check.
Will read later today? Hell yes Check.
My Little Pony: Fluttershy is Magic
Poor Dashie though. I've had that problem before, but I bet 100$ that the pop came out as soon as I left the room...
WHY DO THEY TROLL US!?
This was hilariously cartoony I could see this being an actual short. I really enjoyed this. :)
Cloudthresher? Certainly seems like the sort of thing that'd prey on pegasi...
A glorious tale of srs bsns and soda. 10/10 would read again.
You could have just called it ACME Blaster.
I originally thought of this:
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*monolithic
This... this...
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Of all places to see something strange.... Did I just see a reference to MACBETH ?! Of all places.....and what is up with my name tag? Why is it gold?
Wait, rainbow dash has a FINISHED copy of Daring Do and the Time Traveling Chicken? Holy ass-crack I'm jealous.
Dr. Pony For the win
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Do I spy a Mike Shadow: I paid for it story basis. You sir, have done it again!
Ponies Sliding into boxes FTW!
2354447>>2354503 So... which one of you is Spartacus?
That was so much like a Loony Tunes or Disney/Pixar short, it was awesome.
Surprised you didn't have a "How to assemble your Pony Blaster 16" narrative in the vein of some of the classic Goofy ones.
BIG CANNON.
Y U NO DESTROY DR. PONY MACHINE
"..infernal endgame limit break." I smell Final Fantasy.
..........................................................
That was one of the most hilarious things I have read. I loved it.
I could see this being animated using SFM. As a lover of looney tunes and such nonsense, this was too fun. So, so purple. All those references, too.
WHY IS THIS NOT ANIMATED?
And for your information Rainbow Dash, it just so happens that, Grape Soda, is scientifically proven to be the fourth best soda in the world!
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
Silly Shakespeare. You should have said lemur, not idiot. A word-vomiting lemur.
This makes me want Root Beer.
Poor Dashie.
Dr. Pepper is an atrocious drink. I would have gone thirsty.
Oh! A story about Dashie getting a soda!
By... SSAE... uh-oh.
*witnesses the most brutal, graphic, horrifying Dash death EVER WITNESSED!!* SODA CANS SHOULD NOT GO THERE!!!
*Alondro is soon vomiting blood* Oh god!! OH GOD!!! WHYYYYYYY!!!!
(trolololo!)
It's an adorably small structure—almost a shack, really—with the height of one story and an area no greater than fifteen square feet.
"Fifteen square feet" is fifteen one-square-foot units of area, or a building with a footprint of something like three by five feet (or a square a bit under four feet to a side). Perhaps you meant "fifteen feet square" which represents a square fifteen feet to a side, or 225 square feet. The shack and the ponies may be adorably small, but I think that fifteen square feet is pushing it. Unless it's secretly a TARDIS.
This is an accurate description of what I would do for a bottle of Dr Pepper
Fluttertroll
And you say you can't do comedy!
Oh, poor, poor Rainbow Dash.