Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria and controller of the sun, is bored. No one can entertain her enough. The sky is dull, the royal jester is dull, and Luna is asleep. What can she do? Then, an idea pops into her mind: She shall send all of Equestria's most evil villains on a camping trip! And she shall sit back and enjoy the show.

HOLY CRAP! Featured 8/3/2014

***UNDER CONSTRUCTION***
STORY IS CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN

It was all gone, like a snap of the fingers. I was ripped away from my world, victim of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Thankfully I was saved from the call, as it nearly ended my life, by something completely alien. Ponies, now in their world, it seems I’m doomed to inhabit the new land, while I wait for my chance to leave. With only my belongings, and memories, I am forced to rebuild my shattered old life, into something better, with my new, fuzzy friends. After all, how hard could it be?

Warning: Some scenes are not portrayed as true as they actually are, remember, fiction, so not everything that happens would happen in real life.

I would like to thank Twilight Best Pony for helping me fine tune my story, along with supporting me through the long road that is this pile of words.

A changeling gets a very risky and clever idea.
Pretending to be an advanced magic doll left as an anonymous gift in front of Twilight Sparkle's home.
It's so audaciously stupid there is no way it's not going to work.

Rainbow Dash has always been full of herself and always thinking that she was the coolest mare in Equestria. She had always suspected that all the mares were into her, jokingly. Then one day it suddenly started coming true...

When Spike tries to get help from Celestia he only sets off a chain of events that will forever change Equestria.

(Featured 7/22/14 filtered view only though)
(What? This actually got in the feature box without any filters on 7/23/14 Thanks for all the support guys.)
(Sex tag because of the nature of the dialogue and because reasons)
Art by PolyCysticOvary from deviant art. Used with Permission.

Celestia wants Twilight and her friends to loosen up a little bit around her. Luna just wants to try the hard cider. During a surprise visit to Sweet Apple Acres at the tail end of cider season, Princess Luna has just a bit too much to drink, and when she makes a rather inappropriate joke, Twilight comes to the very uncomfortable realization that she has never seen Celestia excuse herself to use the restroom.

A few days after the Nightmare Moon Incident, Spike awakens to find Twilight acting a little...odd. Or odder than usual anyway. All of a sudden she's being all motherly, sure of herself in ways she's never been before, and even more outgoing.

But…it’s kind of creepy how she just seems to know everypony’s name, or their habits, and even some stuff nopony else should know.

But she's still good old Twilight...right?

Featured 5/28/2014

When Twilight Sparkle slipped beneath the covers last night, everything had been fine. She had friends whom she loved, a teacher she adored, and a bright future ahead of her. But when she woke up, her blankets and quilts had been replaced by hospital gowns and padded restraints.

Everything is wrong and nothing makes sense; even her friends have changed. The doctors keep telling her that she is sick, that none of it was real and that it was all in her head. Yet she remembers a life far beyond the hospital walls. She couldn't have made it all up on her own. They must be lying… right?

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Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Cadence end up in an argument.
Evidently, they clearly require the assistance of the finest in their respective guard regiments to act as their private bodyguards, couriers, and other such jobs that would be easily done by someone else.
Is there a bigger reason behind it?

It is a little-known fact that all living beings are born with a finite amount of bucks to give. It is little-know due to the fact that most ponies will die long before all of their bucks could been given. But Twilight Sparkle seems to give a buck about everything, and she's depleting her storage far too quickly. This is what happens when Twilight Sparkle runs out of bucks.

inspired by the youtube video: "Not Giving A F**k" by JonLajoie

Finding himself under close observation once more after the events of 'Three's a Crowd'. Discord decides to once more pay a visit to his dear 'friend', Twilight Sparkle. But when he discovers a shocking secret that the purple alicorn is hiding, he decides to do the right and just thing.... by completely taking advantage of the situation.

Eventually Discord finds himself embroiled in all sorts of shenanigans as he plays a self proclaimed 'matchmaker'.

But has he gone too far this time? Is he completely out of his depth in a field he has no expertise in? Will it all end in disaster?

Or everypony making kissy face?

Probably the latter.

A story I came up with after mixing and matching several stories I wanted to do together. I owe it one of my followers, Noble Thought, who helped me kind of form things together.