Day 2 part 1
Luna awoke once again with a light shining in her eyes. "No," She reminded herself. "Just the sun." Groggily, she removed herself from what she now knows is a sleeping bag, and rubbed her hooves with her eyes. She glanced at the nightmare's armor cluttered in a pile in one corner of the tent and sighed. No, she was NOT going to wear those today. Of course, a naked nightmare will look rather silly, but the thought of wearing those uncomfortable shoes drove her to just ignore them. Unzipping the tent with her magic, she stepped outside, stretching. She glanced around the area. Discord was starting a fire, using flint and steel that he must have found around the campsite. Luna rolled her eyes.
She knew that Discord could just snap his talons together and MAKE a fire instantly, but she guessed that it wouldn't be "fun." God, if she heard Discord say that he wouldn't do something simply because it wouldn't be FUN, she was going to send him to the moon.
Chrysalis was sprawled out on the bench, staring into the sky. Somehow she must have escaped Sombra's trap, but the memory of her fears must still reside within her. But... where was Sombra?
"Hey, Discord?" She asked. "Where is..."
"He didn't return last night. And the monkey is still asleep." Discord looked up at the nightmare. A wicked grin appeared on his face. "You wouldn't mind waking him up, would you, my dear?" He batted his eyelashes that had somehow appeared on his face. Luna returned his smile. Walking up to the tent with the chains symbol, she zipped it open, and sent an icy blast inside.
"WAKE UP, TIREK!" She shouted.
Soon, the demon came running out, icicles hanging off of his frail body, screaming at the top of his lungs and running into the forest.
Discord and Luna rolled on the ground laughing. But they stopped when they heard Chrysalis chuckle as well. They both glanced at her. She turned her head to look at them, a small, tired smile on her face. "He shouldn't have gone that way," She whispered softly. "That's where the porcupines are."
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" They heard Tirek shout. And both Discord and Luna were back on the ground laughing.
Celestia spit out her glass of water all over her bed. A smile played on her lips, which then turned into maniacal laughter. Still chuckling and using her magic, she made a quill and a piece of paper appear in front of her. Levitating the items over to her, she quickly scribbled down, "Note to self: Add more porcupines."
She poofed the note away. Then, she brought a hoof to her lips. She started to wonder where the pony she sent into the world even was. Hopefully the unicorn would find them soon, if she had ended up in the wrong place.
"Eggs are not my most favorite," Luna sighed as Discord cracked one over the pot resting in the open flame.
"Well, tough luck. It's all we have. Now, scrambled, over-easy, or sunny-side up?" Discord asked, smiling.
"Sunny side up, huh? Nice one, seeing as you are speaking to the nightmare."
Discord chuckled. "Luna, sunny-side up is an actual form of egg." Discord glanced at Chrysalis and Tirek sitting on the bench. He smiled, as Tirek screamed. "Having fun over there, Chrysalis?"
The changling queen spun around to look at the Draconequus, revealing Tirek's porcupine-spine covered body. She nodded.
"You were right, Discord! This is fun!' And without turning around, Chrysalis used her magic to rip another spine out, causing Tirek to scream again. Chrysalis smiled.
"Well," Discord said, turning his attention back to the pan. "While we wait for the eggs to cook, why don't we sing the campfire song?"
Luna raised an eyebrow. "The what?"
"The campfire song! It will help if you just sing along!"
"Discord, your not making any sense."
Suddenly, with a flash of light, a guitar appeared in front of the Lord of Chaos. Luna gasped.
"Oh, Discord, your not going to-"
Then, he started to sing.
"Lets gather around the campfire
And sing our campfire song.
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong!
But it'll help if you just sing along!
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong!
But it'll help if you just sing along!
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
Chrysalis!"
Discord pointed to the Changling. "Go away," She sneered.
"Luna!' He pointed towards the nightmare. She said nothing. "Good!
It'll help
It'll help
If you just sing along!
O Yea!!"
"Ugh! That is the most annoying sound I have EVER heard! What, is a cat dying?" All the villains looked around in surprise when they heard the unfamiliar voice.
"Who is there?!" Luna asked, getting to her hooves.
The mysterious voice gasped. "How dare you not know about THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!!" Then, a blue unicorn mare stepped into view.
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everything's going to get a lot better with Trixie
Oh NO.
This is about to get 20% funnier.
Is Tirek a masochist now? Aside from that little error, another hilarious chapter.
Hehe I laughed my ass of with that campfire song, but you did make a big mistake in the story!
I honestly doubt that Tirek is the one laughing on that point of time considering he was the one ending up with those porcupines.
That last part with Trixie I wonder if she will be like "Oh crap you guys are big villains
Damn this is not good. Knowing Trixie probably not.
I do wonder what happened to Sombra and how he is going to react to the newcomer (Trixie) and what is going to happen now Luna realizes his feelings for her.
Keep it up!
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read
Discord singing the campfire song. I died.
Discord doesn't have his powers. Calling it.
4794162 HOLY CRAP! Sorry, it is fixed!
This can't, no wait, WON'T end well for Trixie. Just think what would happen if they found out what would happen if they found out who did this to them. *hint hint nudge nudge*
...i have a feeling trixie might get to become good freinds with the moon...
id say luna have mercy buuuuut i dont really want her to
Loved the 'Chrysalis! Luna! Good!'. Also suddenly Trixie.
Huzzah! The porcupines hath been doubled!
Well celestia is screwed when she gets found out and now trixie is there too
i knew the campfire song was going to happen eventually and it was somehow funnier then i expected
Yes! discord sang the campfire song song! Just like my last comment on the last chapter! Thank you so much!
Chrysalis will gravitate towards the endless loop of self-love that is Trixie, and Sombra is probably stalking Luna in shadow form.
I wonder what are the chances of Ahuizotl, Gilda, or Diamond Tiara being thrown in too...
4794659 Your welcome.
Oh no....It's the horrible and dreaded trixie. ...OMG YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PUT TWILIGHT IN! I wonder what she would do...I think she would go insane. That would be epic.
4795556 But Twilight isn't really a villain...
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I know but she can always...whatever. -_-
A new villian approaches!
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Thank goodness! Oh and also, I love the story.
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He's muzzled. It wasn't a moan of appreciation. He was screaming with a gag in so he can't drain magic out of people.
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I was pointing out an error in the story. It should have read Discord and Luna were back on the ground laughing, not Tirek and Luna. It was fixed a while ago.
4795968 Thanks. Mostly throughout the whole writing of this story, I have been sick, and can overlook things. Thank you for the help!
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Hoh! Good catch. I think I only registered the "Masochist" and Tirek going "MMM!" from being stabbed by porcupines part of your comment.
4794208 He was capable of conjuring a guitar so maybe his powers arnt lost, they are limited. Or he just wants to have fun :3
Ok.
Lesse, all of the REAL antangonists (Meaning at one point directly opposed the mane 6 in an evil manner) are here now...
This is gonna be good.
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WANT IT NEED IT!!!
Aww, I wanted to say it.
Nevertheless, Twilight can be villainous.
I demand that Trixie gets a flank full of porcupine.