//------------------------------// // No Escape... // Story: All Mares Want The D // by Diablomuerte2 //------------------------------// No Escape... Rainbow Dash was returning home from a long flight with the Wonderbolts. She had been flying with them for a while and enjoyed owning the sky like a goddess. "Well it's time to rest my wings and have me a nice long sleep," she said while opening the door to her mansion. She went inside and was instantly greeted by an army of mares, and foals that resembled her. Rainbow's eyes opened wide and she began panicking. "What, who, why?" was the last thing she uttered before the world went black. ____________________________________________________________ Rainbow Dash awoke with in a panic and woke up the two sleeping ponies that rested by her side. She breathed heavily and when she fully was conscious she calmed a bit. "Rainbow, are you alright?" Fluttershy's softly whispered. Twilight yawned into her hoof and gave a look of concern at the her object of desire. "Have a bad dream or something?" Rainbow Dash looked at them both, one at a time. "Yeah, I just had this strange dream that I was...Actually I rather not talk about it. I rather we just get up and go about our day." Fluttershy didn't get her fill of Dash time and needed more. "Why don't you stay with us a bit longer, I mean if you want." Twilight looked around the room and found the Daring Do books and pulled one out. "Yeah, let's read some Daring Do and stay in." Rainbow Dash felt trapped in her own home. "Well guys, don't you think we stayed here long enough? I mean, Fluttershy, your animals probably need your attention and, Twilight, where is Spike?" Fluttershy frowned, "I guess you're right those animals really are needy. I need to teach them to be more self reliant if I am going to be able to live my life with you." Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow to that. She just heard Fluttershy forsake animals and that has never happened before. Twilight giggled, "Rainbow Dash, you don't have to worry about Spike. He is able to handle himself and I'm sure he can survive one night...Two...My life if yours!" Rainbow Dash widened her eyes and coughed. "What did you just say?" Twilight blushed and excused herself. "I guess I could go for a bit...Sorry I just..." Rainbow Dash watched as Twilight teleported out of the home and Fluttershy left sadly. "What the hay is going on?" ____________________________________________________________ Spike was running to the train station when he ran by Celestia and Discord. He didn't have time to be pleasant and say hi because his mission was of the utmost importance. His baby dragon feet were being used to their limit as his speed was rivaling that of Scootaloo's. When he made it to the station, he noticed that there was no one there. "Of-bucking-course, the one time I really need to get to the Crystal Empire and this happens. Well I got legs and a goal so I will have to adventure on to the Crystal Empire. Wait for me Rarity, I will fix this and then...Who am I kidding, you're still not mine. One day you will be..." With that vow, and the goal of fixing Equestria, Spike sets out on a not so treacherous journey to the Crystal Empire. ____________________________________________________________ Celestia noticed Spike fleeing from Ponyville and that made her worry that something was wrong. She didn't bother stopping Spike to ask what the issue was because her Rainbow Dash could be in danger. "Discord let's make haste, my love could be in danger." Discord was still nervous being near a deranged princess. "Ok...Just don't threaten me again..." Celestia ignored his plea and rushed into the center of Ponyville ready to destroy anything that would harm her precious Dash. When she and Discord, who was lagging behind, made it to the center of Ponyville she saw a bunch of dejected stallions and a broken megaphone. "My little ponies, what seems to be troubling you all?" She really didn't give a squirrel's fart about their plight but since Rainbow Dash wasn't in danger she could at least perform her duties as a princess. The stallions all turned to their fearless leader and felt as if it was the end to their troubles. "Princess Celestia! If you're here then you must know that we are all having an issue," said a random stallion. Princess Celestia tried to contain her boredom the best she could. "Go on..." Mr. Cake decided to spill his heart out, "Our mares, they have suddenly lost interest in us and are smitten with Rainbow Dash." Discord flinched at the mention of that name. Those stallions had just triggered an active volcano of insanity and it was about to erupt. Princess Celestia lost her calm composure and flared up with anger and strife, "You make sure to let your mares' know that Rainbow Danger Awesome Amazing Dash is MINE!" The stallions, besides Big Mac, shook with terror. Their hope for salvation was slowly sinking away, like a ship full of holes. ____________________________________________________________ The loud yelling of a maniacal princess had gotten the attention of every pony in Ponyville. They all gathered to locate the source of the very loud and powerful voice. When they all arrived they couldn't believe their eyes. "Princess Celestia?" Twilight asked in shock of seeing her former teacher in such a state. Princess Celestia ignored Twilight and searched around for Rainbow Dash. "Rainbow Dash, Where are you?" Rainbow Dash did the stupidest thing ever and announced her presence. "Hey, Princess C, what's got your tail in a tangle?" Princess Celestia, and all the other mares there, had focused their attention to Rainbow Dash at that point. "There you are my love. I have come to take you with me to Canterlot. We shall-" Rainbow Dash blinked thrice before her mind was able to compute the words coming out of Celestia's mouth. "Whoa...Did you just say 'my love'?" Celestia giggled, "Yes I did. I love you, Rainbow Dash, and it's high time we got married and made our love official." Rainbow Dash was no genius when it came to math but she knew that one plus zero didn't equal two. "Okay...Let's stop prete-" Discord rushed to Rainbow's side and whispered in her ear. "If you reject her she will kill me, just do as the crazy princess says or ponies will get hurt." Rainbow Dash slapped herself to see if she was having another nightmare. When the stinging pain didn't make her appear on her bed it was startling. Rarity chuckled, "Princess Celestia, with all due respect, I don't remember Rainbow Dash ever being yours. If she belongs to anypony it's obviously going to be me. She has saved my life and held me with her delicate and strong hooves." Twilight narrowed her eyes, "Actually, if Rainbow Dash loves anypony here it's gotta be me. She and I are reading buddies and compatible, so it only makes sense." Applejack stomped her hooves in anger, "Now wait a cotton pickin' minute. Me and Rainbow Dash were closer to each other before all ya ever knew her." Fluttershy laughed derisively, "Well, to be blunt, I knew Rainbow Dash before all of you did. I also have had more intimacy with her...I'm just saying." Pinkie Pie looked at all the crazy bitches and had a mind to blast them with a party cannon. "You guys...Rainbow Dash is sweet like candy and I love candy. I'm also a fun pony to hang around with and Rainbow Dash loves fun...Face it you guys, I am perfect for Rainbow Dash." Discord saw five dead ponies standing. They had all just willingly committed suicide by saying those words. He could save them but the entertainment value of a rumble is just too promising. Princess Celestia lit her horn and spoke in the Royal Canterlot Tone. "Hear me now, my little ponies, I'm Rainbow Dash's soul mate and anypony who tries getting in my path will be eliminated." Rainbow Dash had enough of this nonsense. "QUIET! All of you just stop...Don't I get a say in all this?" All of the mares had gotten silent and waited for their heart's desire to speak with her fantastic voice. Rainbow Dash could only hear the munching of Discord's popcorn that he suddenly pulled out from...Somewhere. "Look, I don't know if this is some stupid prank or if you have all lost your mind's but I am nopony's property." Princess Celestia flew close to Rainbow Dash and gently rubbed her face with a hoof. "I assure you, my desires aren't false. I truly love you Rainbow Dash and I want you as my bride." Rainbow Dash blushed at the soft touch and words. She was being proposed to and in front of so many ponies that it was hard to turn down the offer. "This is all so sudden. I don't know what to say." Fluttershy became Boldshy for a second and shouted. "Say no!" Princess Celestia's anger had risen to a point beyond calming. "You will marry me! If you don't, I shall banish you from Equestria and that little animal loving fanpony will be kept in a cage as well." Shit just hit the fan and Rainbow Dash was in a bind. ____________________________________________________________ While things in Ponyville had become chaotic, the Crystal Empire was going through some changes. Princess Cadence was organizing the Rainbowfication of her kingdom. "Make sure that the statue looks exactly like her. every curve...mmm'" Shining Armor felt like a cuckold and wasn't pleased with all the new changes. "Why are we doing this again?" Princess Cadence ignored her husband, who she was regretting marrying since she wasn't available for Rainbow Dash, and continued staring at the new symbol of the empire. She had convinced the mares of the crystal empire easily to remove the Crystal Heart and put in the Crystal Dash. "Perfect...Absolutely perfect." All the stallions didn't get what was going on but all the mares were excited with the new changes. They had a Rainbow Dash merchandise store being built that had Rainbow Dash socks, mugs, pillows, blankets and etc. Things were so lively and positive, especially since Princess Cadence was going to personally invite Rainbow Dash over and convince her to stay there. Her people needed the D and she wanted it badly too. ____________________________________________________________ Rainbow Dash was still figuring out how to reply to Princess Crazy Flank who was formerly known as Celestia. "Alright I have made my decision..." All the mares were anticipating whether their beloved Dash was going to marry the stuck up waifu thief. Princess Celestia was eager to get on with her wedding especially since the wedding night was going to be filled with fun and more fun. "I have decided that I will marry Princess Celestia...If I can't find a more suitable bride for myself." Princess Celestia was about to smile until she heard the last part. "Say what?!" Rainbow Dash took a minute to compose her thoughts. "Well you see, it's just that I think marrying you without knowing that you're truly the pony for me is kinda wrong. You seem so sure we are meant to be, so why not put that to the test. Let me have one week starting tomorrow to find the perfect mare for me. If I can't pick one out of the many that desire me than I am all yours and will willingly be your wife." Princess Celestia chuckled, "You think you can find somepony better than me in this dump? Fine! You have one week to find yourself a bride or you shall be mine. Since you decided to make the wedding wait when it's our time to get married your little friends will be the ones organizing it." Rainbow Dash had bought herself a week to figure out just how she was going to get out of this mess. "Fair is fair. Now if you will excuse me I think I need some dinner." Princess Celestia was about to offer her some dinner when all of a sudden a black flying alicorn had swooped in and kidnapped Rainbow Dash before anyone could react. Luna had appeared from seemingly nowhere and grabbed Rainbow Dash. Before teleporting away with her prize she tossed a note at Celestia. Celestia picked up the note that read: Dear Sister, Suck on that! Yours Truly, Sexy Midnight. ____________________________________________________________ Princess Luna had just successfully rescued Rainbow Dash from the clutches of her sister. "Fear not Rainbow Dash I have saved you from an accursed fate." Rainbow Dash was hoping that Luna wasn't like the rest of the mares that were after her. "So you rescued me by kidnapping me?" Luna stopped her flight and descended atop a nearby building. "Kidnap I merely got you away from those crazy mares." Rainbow Dash felt a sliver of relief. "So you're not after me like they are?" Luna chuckled, "Why Rainbow Dash, of course I am not. I am a princess after all and you are merely an athletic and brash young mare." Rainbow Dash felt so good being thought of as beneath someone just now. She was glad that there was one sane mare in the lot. She was glad until Luna had revealed that she was just being a tsundere. Luna suddenly kissed Rainbow Dash and held her close during the kiss. "Oh, Rainbow Dash, I need you so badly! Please take me, right here right now!" Rainbow Dash had enjoyed the albeit surprise kiss. She had to stop Luna though before she actually gave into temptation. Rainbow Dash had always wanted to have sex in a public setting but she also knew that Luna was a very loud pony. "As fun as that sounds I don't think we should continue this." Luna pouted and tears began spilling from her eyes. "Why not? Is it because I'm black?" Rainbow Dash face palmed herself, "I don't even know how to respond to that." Luna felt dejected until a soft hoof gently caressed her cheek. "What is this? You show me gentleness after breaking my heart?" Rainbow Dash kissed Luna's cheek. "Princess, I never rejected you, I just can't treat you like a call mare. You're a friend and I value our friendship. It is also a fact that, if we have sex, it won't secure your chances of being picked as my bride." Luna blinked and took a step back, "A bride? What do you mean, Rainbow Dash?" Rainbow Dash opened a can of worms during her attempt at being sensitive. "Well you see, Celestia has given me a week to find my perfect bride and if I can't find one then I have to marry her. So I just thought you knew and yeah...If we have sex tonight I don't want you thinking it's a sealed deal. I also don't want a one night stand in which we regret it later." Luna suddenly became very interested in commitment. "I can be a most excellent bride...We can rule the night together!" Rainbow Dash had finally realized that there was no escaping the mares. She had a long week ahead of her and if tonight was any indication of what was to come she was going to be screwed, in more ways than one.