//------------------------------// // But this is T Rated Story! (Non Canon April Fools Chapter.) // Story: Changeling Doll // by Pickleless //------------------------------// Stupid Doll was relaxing in the lounge room after helping out at Sweet Apple Acres. It was a cozy little den that defied logic by having a fireplace with no chimney, he simply chalked it up to 'magical tree castle' and left it at that. After regaining some of his strength from resting, he rose to go take a shower and wash off the sweat. He stopped when he saw Twilight standing in the doorway staring at him. "Hey there, I just got back from the farm." Stupid shot a smile toward his sweetheart. "Is there anything I can do for you before I take a shower?" "Yeah," Twilight cooed as she slowly trotted forward, "Lie back down on that chair." Stupid frowned as Twilight pushed him back into the chair. Honestly, having sexy times with Twilight wasn't really something he was against. He did like the mare after all, there was just one really big problem when it came to that. This was a T rated story. He's wasn't allowed to have any hanky panky while the camera was rolling. Doll sighed, knowing he was going to have to sabotage this and probably end up sleeping on the couch simply because the viewer audience happened to chime in at an inconvenient time. "Yeeeaaaah..." He groaned like a jock with an IQ of four while Twilight planted kisses along his neck. "Awww yeeeah baby guuurl..." "Mmmmm?.." Twilight tried to moan sensually, feeling confused. "Yeah guuuurl..." Stupid leaned in close to whisper in her ear. "Moan like I just gave you a cheeseburger." Twilight slowly raised her head and stoically stared at Stupid. With a gentle smile, she moaned. No, not again. Two can play at this game. "MMMMMmmmm..." She moaned again, "You taste so good..." She said, licking his chest." "Awwww yeeeaaah," Stupid stupidly said, "I'm about to Mc.Double that pleasure guuuurl..." Twilight leaned in murmured under her breath, "Make me your clown Burger King..." Stupid snorted, and pushed Twilight off him as he rolled off the couch, trying is hardest to contain laughter, and failing. "Are you done?" Twilight said sweetly, "because you're not getting away this time." "Look, we can't." He said, still chuckling. "And why's that?" "Because," he paused, looking at the fourth wall, "we're being watched." "Watched," Twilight tried to find who he was looking at, "by who?" "By uh..." Stupid stopped when he eyes landed on the window. "By Rainbow Dash." Twilight turned and saw Rainbow Dash pressed up against the window, glaring at Twilight. "Fine then..." Twilight climbed on top of Stupid again. "Let her watch." "Are you serious?" Stupid glanced at her uneasily, "I can FEEL the hatred rolling off her..." Stupid then spotted a small orange body hiding in the bushes behind Rainbow. Squinting, he realized it was Scootaloo glaring at him. He then realized that despite the fact he was probably one of the craziest changelings alive, he was relatively normal compared to the ponies he surrounded himself with. That very thought made him break out in laughter as Twilight tried to kiss him. "Stupid, I love you dearly," Twilight cooed, sounding like she was reminded herself more than him, "but I am trying to make something work here and you are fighting me every step of the way." "I know Twilight, I know..." Stupid lovingly whispered as he stroke her mane, "but no matter how hard you try, failure is the only option." Twilight's smile grew incredibly strained she harshly pressed her nose against his. "... What?" "Sweetheart, the Creator himself is forbidding our special play time," he said slowly, "no matter how hard you search my dungeon, you're not gonna get my magic missile." A single hair snapped out of place on Twilight's mane as her eye twitched. "Stupid, my love," she said through gritted teeth, "HUMOR me." "As you wish," he sighed. The two proceeded to awkwardly make out. Fortunately for them, the carpet in this room was soft, allowing them to take any position comfortably, and Stupid actually wanted this as badly as Twilight. The two started rolling around the room as they playfully fought for dominance. Unfortunately for them, they rolled right into the magical fireplace. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The two screamed as they tried to put themselves out. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rainbow and Scootaloo screamed as they pounded against the magically reenforced window. "I heard a scream, is everythi-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Spike screamed as he started uncontrollably spewing fire out of panic. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Everypony, changeling, and dragon screamed as the room went up in flames. Such is life in Ponyville when you live in a fanfic with the comedy and gore tags.