Twilight gets a feeder to study birds.

She also bought a ton of seeds for it.

While she's frustrated at the fact her supply seems to be disappearing into thin air, she's about to realize that she has a much bigger problem on hoof.

Twilight Sparkle is tired of this nonsense.

Every day, a slew of articles all focused on the minute details of her life invade her beloved newspapers. "Twilight Sparkle Eats Peaches." "Twilight Sparkle Hates Tea." "Twilight Sparkle Uses a Microwave." "Twilight Sparkle Makes Toast." All of it clogging up her precious sources of information from cities across Equestria.

But no more. The time has come to put an end to it, once and for all.

Written with thanks to Marceline from the #FimFiction IRC and for no good reason other than it sounded funny in my head.

This story is a sequel to Let's Be Evil!

Pinkie Pie's at it again! This time, she comes up with a game for her and her friends to play wherein they randomly choose eligible stallions out of a bag, and have a month to make a love connection with the stallion they choose.

Seems simple enough, right?

...yeah, right.

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"My lady once wrote in her very personal and very secret diary that I have problems appreciating personal space. I beg to differ on that sentiment." - A Butler commenting on Professional Discretion -

I'm a Butler. My friends, the imaginary ones at least, call me Butler. My job, looking after my lady, can be...challenging at times, but rewarding. Lately the job's become a little more difficult, especially after my lady's sister returned from the moon and the parliament decided to try and pass an entire bill just to be able to legally get rid of me. But managing the chaos is part of the job description, even if it means I must secretly become my lady's knight captain of her personal bodyguards in order to keep my job. Though even I could never have anticipated having to train knights cunningly disguised as maids to stay one step ahead of the nobles. Ah, the things I do for my princess.

Featured 9 - 12 August 2014. Many many thanks to everyone who kindly made this possible! You guys have doubled the fun!

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Butler tag kindly made by undead003. Many thanks! (You'll find it actually works if you click on it.)

Cover Art: This picture totally contains ninjas. You just can't see them, cause they're that good.

This, this is why I spend so much time in the archives, Twilight thought, holding a dusty old book close in her magic. Inside the book were a number of advanced spells, each one more interesting than the last in some sort of circular logic that Twilight could only assume went to infinity

Twilight galloped through the doors to her tower and leaped onto her favorite reading pillow on the balcony. She opened the book to the table of contents.

Oh my gosh! They’re all so interesting! Ooh, an age spell! That…might be a bit beyond me. But here right below it – a duplication spell!

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A young human called Alex is transported to Equestria without knowing how or why. After being discovered by Twilight Sparkle and her assistant Spike in the Everfree Forest, Alex soon learns that he is a very special case.
He now finds himself running for his life as everypony is out to get him.

Will Alex escape this ponified nightmare, or will he find himself as a prized catch?

This story was inspired by 'We will Catch You if we Can' by proto-alpha.

Rainbow Dash has scored some sweet all access passes to watch a once in a life time Wonderbolts' show, she is excited for it.

Fluttershy wants to take Rainbow Dash to the butterfly migration and is excited for this year's trip.

They both want each other to come with them and with time being of the essence a choice has to be made.

Picture used with permission artist: *JunglePony

This was written as a self imposed challenge to not write anything regarding some "stuff".

Sequel now out here

WARNING: Due to the massive complaints from countless misguided and humorless Spike fans I must warn anyone who thinks any sort of negative actions towards spike counts as abuse, that my fic has minor "spike abuse" in it. If offended please don't read.

Pinkie Pie has been feeling lonely lately and she was granted a day off by the Cakes. She had nothing planned for the day and decides to spend time with one of her friends.

She had planned on it being Rainbow Dash but since her friend and Fluttershy have been married they practically have been joined at the hip.

Since Rarity and Applejack have been 'not dating' it's also hard to spend time with either of them.

So Pinkie Pie decides to hang out with Twilight only to find she wants to spend a day alone with a good book. Pinkie Pie chooses to not let a book stop her from hanging with a friend.

*please read till the end to fully enjoy fic* I know it's longer than most one shots but meh.

This is a request fic and a gift to my followers who suggested it and wanted it. They wanted TwiPie I gave them it.

Proof Reader: Rain Walker
Bad Ass Editor: Rain Walker, SolidFire

Picture used with permission and artist name is *lulubellct

The Grand Galloping Rarela, the most prestigious event in all of Rarequestria, is about to commence. However, it wouldn't be complete without Rarity making her grand appearance, along with the other rare six. Will the Elements of Fabulosity be able to defeat their surprise antagonist? Read on to find out!

Story for Yipyapper's birthday because he's a cool dude and if you like this fic check him out and stuff. Did I mention he was cool?

Big thanks to my editors SirTruffles, FloydienSlip and Flint Sparks!

Cover art found here.

Yep. It's true. I live in Equestria now. Ever since a few days ago. It started with Derpy Hooves, who fell through a hole and landed in an alleyway on her head. I found her, and some interesting things happened since then, and this is the story that tells all.
(Warning: tagged teen for mild swearing, suggestive themes, and a lovestruck Derpy).
WARNING: a sequel will be here soon for those of you who love this one. The link will be below this edit here when it's online and posted and all the formalities.
Edit: THE SEQUEL IS UP!!! YAY!!! To go to the sequel, click here.