There I was, staring at Derpy's beautiful face as she walked up to the alleyway that started it all. I was glad she could finally go home to her friends and family. But, as she started to get sucked into the hole above her, I grabbed her arm, and yelled over the loud noise of the wind coming from the hole "DON'T FORGET ME, PLEASE!!! YOU WERE MY BEST OF FRIENDS, AND I ONLY WISH WE COULD'VE POSSIBLY BEEN MORE!!!" She smiled, and tears got sucked up the hole as she replied, "Who wants a muffin?"
Poker face...
With that, she let go.
"NO, DERPY!!!" I yelled as I shot up from my sleep with my arm held out. I looked around and saw we weren't in the alleyway, but actually in the house. "Wha...?" I said as I rubbed my eyes. Derpy repeated, "Who wants a muffin?" I looked over to the hallway leading to the kitchen and saw Derpy holding a tray with hot fresh muffins. She cocked her head sideways and squeed as she looked at me. I wondered why there was something different about her. I removed the sheets covering me and got off the couch, heading up to Derpy and raising my hand half-way. I then said, "I'd love one...After brushing my teeth, of course. And taking a shower." At that last part about the shower, she blushed, and I made a confused face. I gave her a hug and walked up the stairs to the bathroom. I stripped down and took my toothbrush and toothpaste in the shower with me.
I wet my toothbrush, and as I poured on the toothpaste, I thought about my dream. I thought about the fact that it involved Derpy, like most of my dreams are now, lately. I shook the thoughts out of my head, however, as I then rinsed my mouth and finished my shower. I took my yellow towel and wrapped it around my waist and walked into the bedroom. I took out some boxer briefs, a white-beater and some socks. I put those on and then I picked out a suit. That day was picture day. Derpy, I realized, didn't have anything special to wear. So I had an idea! I asked mom to come with me to the bank so that I could take out some money. She agreed, so after eating some muffins, we hurried over to the bank and took out some money, then went to a nearby clothing store. We looked for a dress until she picked out a white dress with gold trimming that went down to her knees. We looked at the price and saw it was 20% off. So, she tried it on, and asked me to help zip up the back. I did, and she looked down, then looked at me with a red face. I looked at her with a smile, because I thought maybe she was just excited about the dress being a perfect fit.
We bought the dress, and she wore it to school. We laughed and played around on the way. When we got to school, Mrs. Karmic (the special ed dean) came up to me involving the previous day's events. I took out my phone and played the recording of David making fun. She nodded and chased after David, who was walking towards home room. Derpy and I looked at each other and laughed so hard we busted a gut. Then, we walked into home room and were swarmed by the class. a few of them even said we made a cute couple. I shyly looked away and scratched the back of my head. Derpy tilted her head downwards and put a hand over her mouth. They laughed, and at first period, we went downstairs for picture taking. I was chosen first, since my last name started with D. I sat down, and right before the lady took the pic, someone from the class pushed Derpy into me. So the picture came out with it looking like Derpy was giving me a hug and me returning the favor.
I was now on the floor, Derpy on top of me, staring at me with a huge grin on her face. I cracked a smile, and we laughed so hard we held our sides. She then got off of me and I stood up, holding out my hand so she could get up. Second period, we went to AIS, where I helped her out with turning on the computer and everything (remember; Equestria+ponies=no computer age). Then, math related AIS, math for two periods and science. Normally, these classes would've been boring, but Derpy made the teachers laugh in her own special way. So I guess you could say, Derpy's second day in earth's school system was Derpy-fied.
"You ever hear of love at first sight?" I asked my friend Savone on the phone. He and I go way back (like, seventh grade). He's the one who triple dog dared me to watch at least one episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Except when I went on Netflix, it became more than just one episode. But anyway, I heard wind whistle past the phone indicating he nodded. "But why would you bring this up if we're talking about season four?" he asked. I responded by telling him, "You're never going to believe who I found..." By now, Savone was confused, and asked, "Who?" I yelled into the phone "DERPY HOOVES!!!" Savone didn't believe me, and asked me to put her on the phone to prove it. So I did, and after they chatted (for about an hour), Savone said, "I believe you."
I told him "I think I'm falling for her. But I don't think she likes me back." "I'm sure she does. Just wait for her to tell you when the time is right. Then you'll know for sure," he replied. I said thank you, then said that I had to go to bed. We both hung up, and I went to bed, thinking "I hope Savone is right..."
meanwhile...
"Can't he see I'm making it obvious for him?" asked Derpy as she started to tear up. "I don't think he really likes me...I hope with all my heart he thinks of me as more than a friend..."