So, here I am, in Ponyville. I live with Derpy and her younger sister, Dinky. I know; She's Derpy's sister? Ohmigod!!! I'm shocked, too. But it turns out she's not Derpy's daughter, but actually her sister. I realized Dinky was a sweet little filly, and I wanted to be a part of her life as well as Derpy. Especially when Derpy told me the famous sentence, "Ian, I'm pregnant." Twilight had given her the results after using a particular spell. I work with Vinyl and Octavia, so there was no problem in using Vinyl's DJ equipment for something special. I told Dinky about it, and she pinkie promised to keep it a secret until I performed the special gift for Derpy. So, one day, I brought Derpy with me to Vinyl's studio. Octavia was in the back getting the wine, Vinyl was with her, taking a couple beers as well. Though, Tavi obviously told her not to. Anyways, I trotted to Vinyl's laptop and plugged in my iPod from my cargo vest (the only hard thing to do with hooves when I first came to Equestria). I pressed play, and the song 'Marry me' played. She immediately picked up on the message, which was when I put my muzzle into the top pocket and pulled out a wedding band.
Derpy held her right foreleg to her mouth, tears coming from her eyes. She looked from the ring to me, then smiled, embracing me in a hug. She whispered in my ear, "Yes." I grinned from ear to ear (pretty huge smile, if you ask me). Vinyl and Octavia came back with the wine, found us kissing, and Octavia popped the cork on the wine. It was the best day of my life. Now, you're probably wondering something like, How do you know Derpy? My answer to you is; remember that there's a Stallion sitting at the other end of this story, typing away with his hooves. And that next to him is a one month pregnant Derpy. So, there's your answer for those of you wondering.