So, I woke up, and the first thing I saw was Derpy huddled against me, and my arm behind her with my fingers tangled in her hair. I closed my eyes again, then opened them wide as I realized what I just saw. I took my free arm and moved it towards the covers. I pulled them up slightly so I could see, and saw...well, you know. 'Shit,' I thought to myself. 'How could I do this? What the hell is wrong with me?' My inner-self replied with, 'Well, obviously, you're a stupid fuck who let Derpy's charm get the better of your judgement. Now take a shower, dumb-ass.' I agreed that a shower was in order, since I smelled of sweat and...other things. I got up, but then Derpy started to cry, so I put a pillow in place of me and she started nibbling on the corner of it as if it was my ear.
I then walked to the door of the computer room and walked up to the bathroom across from it. I turned on the water, letting it run down my back. I then lathered my body with soap, and washed it all off. After that, I pushed aside the shower curtains. I stepped out, and dried off, then put the towel on my head. As I dried off my hair, Derpy came in the doorway of the bathroom. She blushed like mad as she looked me up and down. She finally opened her mouth and said, "We didn't...do it...did we?" I nodded, and she fainted. I caught her, however, and brought her to the bed. I tucked her into bed, and went to the kitchen to bake some muffins (that's right, I can bake! so what?). As if on que, after I finished baking, Derpy came in with a silk robe on. She leaned against the doorframe, putting on her best sexy face as she said, "Well, I'm starting to gain some memory of what happened last night. Only one thing I could say about it...wow." I blushed and took the muffins out of the oven. I looked at Derpy and saw her sexy face was gone, replaced by a face with a drooling mouth.
"Go and take a seat, Derps. I'll put a muffin on a plate and give it to you." She went to the dining table near the TV in the living room. She pulled out a seat, and sat down, eagerly clapping her hands together like a 9th grade girl being asked to the prom...I loved it. I took the muffin with blueberries in it and put it on a plate for Derpy, while I took a raspberry muffin. I brought the muffins to the table and sat down next to her. I decided to move a little closer, and gave her a peck on the cheek. She in turn stuck a piece of blueberry muffin into my mouth. I did the same to her with a piece of my muffin, and after eating, we put our dishes in the kitchen sink. I then told her I was going to let her try out another game on the PS3 right after I told Valentine-crin something. So she patiently waited, and told Valentine on his user page, "Well, I found out Derpy had another surprise for me. And let's just say...I don't want to talk about it..." I clicked add comment, then set up the PS3 (after asking Tyrone of course). This time, I asked if she wanted to try out a new game.
She definitely surprised me by saying she wanted to play God of War 3.
But, I popped in the disc for it, anyway. I picked a new game for her and put it on easy mode since I unlocked normal mode already. She started to play, and when she reached the part where you go inside Gaia and you get o her heart chamber, I showed her where to find Zeus' Eagle. She got it, then continued playing. She was so into it, looking for relics from killing gods and getting seriously murderous number scores. After a while, she got bored (I don't understand how you get bored of God of War 3) and asked me to let her try out the GarageBand thing on the iPad. I gave her the iPad and handed her the headsets, showed her how to use it, then tapped the piano instrument for a new song. She played it like a pro. She then added a beat using the classic drum machine option for the drums instrument. After she was done, I thought it was so good, I posted it on YouTube.
Later on in the day, Tyrone took us to see Vampire Academy. The whole time, Derpy was leaning her head on my shoulder, my arm wrapped around hers. We left, and Derpy said she thought the movie was awesome. She then went with us to GameStop, where I got a new game for the PS3 (sort of); Assassin's Creed. It was a few years old but I heard the series was good and wanted to try it from the beginning. When we got home, I insisted that Derpy play first, but She gave me the controller. I started, and died on purpose to see how good a gamer girl she was. She fucking rocked it. She was sailing through the game, and before we knew it, she beat the entire game. I'll never forget that day. Before we knew it, the weekend was over, and we had to go back home.
This is where things get interesting.
M'kay. Weird story, unorigonal idea, 2/5 mustaches
What things get interesting?
Oh and I give this story a 5/5 moustachs
4093439 well I give it SIX!!!!
4093466 I GIVE EIGHT!
TENN!!!!! AND A YAY!!!!
4093475 TEN!!!! AND A YAY!
4093498 Fluttershy-That's my thing!
Me-I give it google moustachs!(yes that's a number)
4093505 NO... THIS CANT BE!!!! I COUNTER WITH BING DERPYS!!!! (That's also a number!) DERPY IS BEST PONY!!!!!!!!!
4093586 This is the author speaking; I know Derpy is best pony. That's why I love her and she loves me.
4093586 I have to say Fluttershy is best pony!
Thanks for updating this!
And woah... well, that explains how Dinky was conceived...
4093647 Actually, Dinky is her younger sister.
Sorry if that ruined your fandom experience.
4093601 IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE THE SHY STARE MASTER... FLUTTERSHY!!!!!! AND IN THIS CONER WE HAVE THE CROSS-EYED MUFFIN LOVING PONY...DERPY!!!!!!!!!!!! VS
4093657 Guys, chill! They're both best pony.
4093657 -I'm not fighting for you entertainment! (Her and Derpy walk away)
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4093667 Friendship, an amazing asset to which some humans have no clue. Thank you * walks of the stage*
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4093780 *speaks in a fake french accent* Ze moustache; Zit is epic, no?
4093801 ... Yes
4093887 Alright, I gotta go. Derpy's calling me to bed, and she has nightmares when I'm not in bed with her.
4093926 hohoho... You lucky basturd (your not a basturd it's a saying)
4094189 Actually, that thing where you were kidding was a moment of accidental truth. I never knew my dad. He left when I was one. Remember, this is a Self-insert, so everything in this about me is real.
4095733 I never new my dad ether but I got a step ad I love him fast the same
4095884 Yeah well, you're lucky. All I've got is my mother. I'm just lucky that she was there for me always. Anyways, on a scale of one to ten, how much do you like bullies getting the living shit beat out of them?
4096582 I'd say 9 because a part of me says your just looking in a mirror. In you beat the shit outta him you just did what bullies do.
4096702 There's a reason, by the way. He sexually harrassed and insulted Derpy. And to make matters worse, he had two guys with him.
It'll all be explained in the next chapter.
4096711 I can't wait for it!!!! I'd love to get your opinions on my storys too.
4096716 Sure thing, bro. Or sis? I'm sorry, but are you a Brony or a Pegasister? I'd hate to call you a bro if you're a girl, because it seems kinda fucked up to me.
4096722 I'm a bro, bro
4096738 Okay, then; Sure thing bro. I'll check out some of your stories soon.
4096738 Hell, if they're good enough, I'll read it on YouTube. If that's okay with you. I could add it to the list of stories that I've gotta...read...
Oh my god, I'm so stressed out I could... *My mane goes static and poofs into a Pinkie Pie styled mane*
Well, that I could do that.
-blending in with a commenters by sitting on a bench-......
4096875 So, what'd you think?
4096879 ......-he peeked up some- how did you know I was here D:
4096884 Wait, *notices the Assassin's Creed reference in your comment.* Whoops. Quick, find a better hiding spot!
4096889 D: - he jumped into a bale of hay-
4096899 *says to you mentally, 'So, what'd you think?'*
4096901 Nowh I'm hearing voices in my head!!!! - he leapt out of the hay- !!!! I twas adorable evil spirits leave me beee!!!
4096906 *Walks up to you* What? No, that was me.
4096909 Dude....ya freaked me out..... - he stuck out his tongue-
4096918 Oh, btw; I'm headed over to your user page. I've got something to talk to you about.
4096933 Okie
4096746 OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WILL YOU REALY!!!!!!
4097102 Hell yes, bro! I've been doing it for a while now.
The readings, I mean.
4097108 and I didn't think you could get any cooler!
4097119 Thanks. But I'm just a Brony turned pony due to the rift mentioned in this story. Doesn't make me cool or anything.
Derpy: YES, IT DOES!!!
Okay fine, it does, Derpy. Happy?
Derpy: Pleased.
4097158 I'll let you chose which one is best.
4097425 Okay, I'll read each and every one of them, then I'll tell you on your user page which one I'd like to do a reading of. Okay?