Twilight gets a feeder to study birds.
She also bought a ton of seeds for it.
While she's frustrated at the fact her supply seems to be disappearing into thin air, she's about to realize that she has a much bigger problem on hoof.
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Only one response is appropriate for this story:
Welp, that was funny.
Thumbs up! Catchy and original story!
Two views and eight upvotes? What sorcery is this?
1904472 The actual view counter can be fairly slow to update. Neat new feature though, is if you hover over the view counter, you get a popup graph that shows more accurate view data.
I have to ask; if these seeds are only usually bought as romantic gifts, why was Twilight forced to buy in bulk? Seems a little odd.
That said, you have my like.
1904505 My logic was that Fluttershy would have need of bulk ordering services for animal food. Thus her magazine would be one of those 'order straight from the warehouse' types that only sell in bulk. Actual merchants and store owners would order such products in bulk and sell it to consumers in smaller amounts.
Celestia spoke up. “Could you please take off this pegasus shield? It’s keeping us from getting to the delectable seeds you filled it with.”
poor Celestia and Luna want there seeds 
ehehehehehe
1904540 Ok that makes sense. Good job.
this story was hilarious!
enjoy a mustache!
Ok, this is worthy of a thumbs-up.
LMAO
gimme some seeds, NOW!!!!!!!!!
*eats seeds* MOAR!!!!!!!!
Aphrodesiac seeds
Great story. The ending was hilarious!
Oh good god, I haven't laughed this hard in a while
Good show indeed!
Meanwhile in my brain:
"I do believe I'm on fire."
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I might just need too use that idea if I ever make a TwiDash fic. I-if that's okay with you, that is...(wow. Didn't realize that there's no shy fluttershy emote
1907872
Mmm. Yes I do believe you are.
*Phwoosh*
Oh it would seem I am as well.
The ending is the part IMO.
Great job
1909630 Feel free to use it if you like. Always fun seeing other authors expand on fun ideas.
Dat ending
Celestia spoke up. “Could you please take off this pegasus shield? It’s keeping us from getting to the delectable seeds you filled it with.”
I DIED OF LAUGHTER.
Every pony wabts to swallow twilight seeds but they're reserved for birds only
And fluttershy has the will of a shaman monk for not attacking the snack-tube filled with pegasi-nip, i mean it brought the princesses from canterlot how strong is this stuff
+1
*facepalms*
Whaaaaaaaat
this is the only way I can see to express my feelings...
Im giving this an upvote JUST because of the cover art alone. Im sure ill double agree with that when I get a moment to read it.
Edit: Eeyup
LOL This entire concept was pretty much an innuendo. Comedic originality at its finest.
Waitwaitwait. WAIT.
Mild aphrodisiac + Princesses......
SEQUEL!!!!!!!!
And now a "Unicorn Shield" for the use of bird baths or something. I dunno.
Love this story though, made me have a good laugh.
Oh, lol.
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How silly, great writing.
1910759 Ah, but you still need to tell us the name of this most delicious of seeds!
Plus people are right, Princesses show up in her bedroom in the middle of the night asking for access to aphrodisiacs? That is such an evil cliffhanger for a One-shot! It literally demands a Sequel! Does Twilight refuse? Does she have an threeway with the Royal Sisters?! If neither, then who are they planning on spending the night with?!!!!
that was pretty awesome. nice cover art, too.
First of all, how did the Princesses know about the bird feeder? Unless of course, Twilight wrote to Celestia about it.
Also, Spike, it's about to get a lot noiser if Twilight lets the Princesses have the seeds...