How I Met Derpy

by Infinty Blade Brony


In the Morning...

So, I woke up, and the first thing I saw was Derpy huddled against me, and my arm behind her with my fingers tangled in her hair. I closed my eyes again, then opened them wide as I realized what I just saw. I took my free arm and moved it towards the covers. I pulled them up slightly so I could see, and saw...well, you know. 'Shit,' I thought to myself. 'How could I do this? What the hell is wrong with me?' My inner-self replied with, 'Well, obviously, you're a stupid fuck who let Derpy's charm get the better of your judgement. Now take a shower, dumb-ass.' I agreed that a shower was in order, since I smelled of sweat and...other things. I got up, but then Derpy started to cry, so I put a pillow in place of me and she started nibbling on the corner of it as if it was my ear.
I then walked to the door of the computer room and walked up to the bathroom across from it. I turned on the water, letting it run down my back. I then lathered my body with soap, and washed it all off. After that, I pushed aside the shower curtains. I stepped out, and dried off, then put the towel on my head. As I dried off my hair, Derpy came in the doorway of the bathroom. She blushed like mad as she looked me up and down. She finally opened her mouth and said, "We didn't...do it...did we?" I nodded, and she fainted. I caught her, however, and brought her to the bed. I tucked her into bed, and went to the kitchen to bake some muffins (that's right, I can bake! so what?). As if on que, after I finished baking, Derpy came in with a silk robe on. She leaned against the doorframe, putting on her best sexy face as she said, "Well, I'm starting to gain some memory of what happened last night. Only one thing I could say about it...wow." I blushed and took the muffins out of the oven. I looked at Derpy and saw her sexy face was gone, replaced by a face with a drooling mouth.
"Go and take a seat, Derps. I'll put a muffin on a plate and give it to you." She went to the dining table near the TV in the living room. She pulled out a seat, and sat down, eagerly clapping her hands together like a 9th grade girl being asked to the prom...I loved it. I took the muffin with blueberries in it and put it on a plate for Derpy, while I took a raspberry muffin. I brought the muffins to the table and sat down next to her. I decided to move a little closer, and gave her a peck on the cheek. She in turn stuck a piece of blueberry muffin into my mouth. I did the same to her with a piece of my muffin, and after eating, we put our dishes in the kitchen sink. I then told her I was going to let her try out another game on the PS3 right after I told Valentine-crin something. So she patiently waited, and told Valentine on his user page, "Well, I found out Derpy had another surprise for me. And let's just say...I don't want to talk about it..." I clicked add comment, then set up the PS3 (after asking Tyrone of course). This time, I asked if she wanted to try out a new game.
She definitely surprised me by saying she wanted to play God of War 3.
But, I popped in the disc for it, anyway. I picked a new game for her and put it on easy mode since I unlocked normal mode already. She started to play, and when she reached the part where you go inside Gaia and you get o her heart chamber, I showed her where to find Zeus' Eagle. She got it, then continued playing. She was so into it, looking for relics from killing gods and getting seriously murderous number scores. After a while, she got bored (I don't understand how you get bored of God of War 3) and asked me to let her try out the GarageBand thing on the iPad. I gave her the iPad and handed her the headsets, showed her how to use it, then tapped the piano instrument for a new song. She played it like a pro. She then added a beat using the classic drum machine option for the drums instrument. After she was done, I thought it was so good, I posted it on YouTube.
Later on in the day, Tyrone took us to see Vampire Academy. The whole time, Derpy was leaning her head on my shoulder, my arm wrapped around hers. We left, and Derpy said she thought the movie was awesome. She then went with us to GameStop, where I got a new game for the PS3 (sort of); Assassin's Creed. It was a few years old but I heard the series was good and wanted to try it from the beginning. When we got home, I insisted that Derpy play first, but She gave me the controller. I started, and died on purpose to see how good a gamer girl she was. She fucking rocked it. She was sailing through the game, and before we knew it, she beat the entire game. I'll never forget that day. Before we knew it, the weekend was over, and we had to go back home.
This is where things get interesting.