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Twilight breaks Celestia's doors.
But then, you'd be mad too, if your stupid brother got drunk and told you that you were adopted...
My name is Kadie, and when I was eight years old, my people, the griffins, went to war with the ponies of Equestria. My mother never wanted me to think about that, so she never talked about it. The Emperor told my father that he had to go off and fight the ponies, though, so I know that she thought about it a lot.
A few months after I turned ten, a messenger came into our town and told us that our emperor didn't want to fight anymore, so the ponies won, and we lost. Mother said that since we lived so close to our capital, we needed to go see the pony army meet our emperor.
I did not like that.
Edited wonderfully by Prak
Princess Celestia, tired of the constant pressure that ruling a nation puts on her, decides to take a day off and let Luna take her responsibilities for a day, something the younger alicorn is more than happy to do. She disguises herself as a pink maned pegasus pony named Sunny Skies and decides to go walking around Canterlot without any supervision. Unfortunately for her, not all parts of Canterlot are as safe as the palace, and she finds herself at the wrong end of a gang of muggers, who decide to kidnap her for a ransom when they see how much money she has on her.
Luna freaks out.
Celestia thinks it's hilarious.
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Featured on Equestria Daily 8/15/13
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Edited wonderfully by sqarishoctagon and Cloud Hop
Updated cover art by Dominatore
When Twilight storms into Celestia's and Luna's evening meal, Luna comes up with a unique way to calm her down.
A big thanks to Cerulean Voice and Hopeless Appraisal for their prereading and excellent suggestions!
A particularly big thanks to Lannakitty for her weeks of editing help!
Rainbow Dash has a few last words for her friends
A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept.
... For a given value of "realistic."
Okay, it's barely realistic but it is a hell of a lot of fun...
Now with an image graciously provided by Page Turner, and an audiobook version narrated by multifanficaday and if you prefer it in German, FrankyDoodle has got you covered!
Last Featured: 11/26/2019! Thank you so much!
This is a realistic view on how shipping would actually happen in the show. Almost every pony has been shipped with everypony else, but this is what would actually happen if two ponies ever attempted at a relationship.
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No offense to any shippers, even though you shouldn't take any. If anypony would like to see any other shippings done on this fic, just leave a comment. Maybe I'll write it if I feel like it.