Celestia trotted silently into the garden, looking behind herself every so often to make sure nopony was following. She checked every direction, including above her, to make sure that absolutely nopony was nearby.
She stopped trotting and everything was silent. Not a soul was to be heard. Celestia smiled, she had waited to see her beloved for so long.
Waiting for the silence to remain for a few seconds, Celestia concluded that there was, indeed, nopony around. Taking in a deep breath, she smiled slyly. She approached her partner, and without any hesitation pounced on him.
She brought Discord to the ground, licking him all over. She had waited a long time for this moment.
"Oh, Discord, you're rock hard." Celestia giggled as she continued.
Suddenly, a letter appeared out of thin air, the green magic that had carried it confirming that it had been sent from Spike. She reluctantly got off of Discord, unraveling the scroll. She read the contents out loud.
"Dear Princess Celestia,
Discord is a statue. Stop it. It's creepy.
Sincerely,
Twilight Sparkle"
just something I tossed together for fun because I was bored and I kept seeing ship fics.
I'm such an idiot
this is really accurate.
597566 that was the goal
No Twipie? I want to see my OTP get ravaged by logic!
597572
You going to write something on twixie (Twilight x Trixie)?
I think you hit the nail on the head here.
Cannot upvote enough.
This was so accurate it's scary. Good job.
Dr. Derpy
597580
he did not just hit the hammer on the head, he smashed it in with Mjolnir.
oh god. Rainbows chapter was just... Oh god.
Now please do a Crysalis-x-Nightmare-Moon one!
Anyways...
This was fun, silly, and short. Well done. *upvotes*
"Oh dear," says the shipper, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
597577 maybe, there's a lot of ships that I haven't written that I could write.
Well, I laughed. Take your like.
597607
all of them, pretty please?
This was brilliant. By far your funniest piece I've read! I wouldn't mind seeing more if you ever get bored again
597606
That comment made me laugh hysterically.
This is great. Very satirical.
If you do the Tom X Bloomberg ship in this story, I'll die laughing.
597620 the tom x bloomberg ship is the first one on my list of ships to add should I do that.
597617
Douglas Adams FTW.
Dude not trying to be mean but if this is how you really fell its pretty funny i could not take any of these outcomes in a real manner i just laugh at ever ending it was to funny.
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597653 Hence the comedy tag.
597660 you sir are ment for comedy. your a real discord
Calling it right now-
TOTALLY GONNA GET FEATURED
Oh Celestia you dog. I feel Discord needs freed from the statue anyways *throw hammer* MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
597620
Braeburn was walking to the orchard to find some apples to pick for pie, when he saw something very strange.
The tree that had just arrived (as a present from his cousin) now had an enourmous boulder next to it.
He stared at it for several moments, before exclaiming,
"What the buck?"
wow. this, this is perfect. words cannot describe th' amount of awesome this is. *EPIC GENTLMAN OPERA CLAP*
Making appropriate grammatical changes as I find them
597643
1000000% agreed.
This. This story right here. Give this author an award. Also, it seems this is going to quickly become featured. I approve, and got a good laugh from this.
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This whole series got a chuckle out of me. Bravo.
Oh, those poor shippers. Will they ever learn?
lol rock hard
597751 Yes actually.
I, for one, rather enjoyed the omnipotent (as in, how the heck she knew about the current events at hand) curtness that Twilight used in her letter.
I agree with all of it, but what really made me like this story was this chapter. It made me laugh.
Okay, this is freaking hilarious.
I hunger for more.
597777
The only ship that I would see and go "That has a chance at working"
Is Rarity x any stallion in Canterlot save Blueblood, mostly because Rarity showing interest in the opposite gender is canon in the show, hence why she would be the only one that would pursue a relationship.
As for the other ponies, there are a lot of ships that I don't see any flaws with, but I couldn't see most of them happening. So for now the only ships that I think would actually work is Rarity and Stallions.
Maybe Big Mac and Cheerilee.
But I don't do shipping, so I just stay out of the subject usually.
597816
You forgot Orion x Star Shimmer, Clyde Pie x Sue Pie, Magnum x Pearl, and Cup Cake x Carrot Cake.
597606
You sir, have made my day!
100 bits say this is getting featured.
"Oh, Discord, you're rock hard."
... LOL.
You should so totally continue this. xD
This series of stories cracked me up so hard.
Thanks for the laugh(s), TheOnly.
I laughed upon seeing this, because I hate how every ship works out from the start. Which is why shipping, (if it's on the side of a non-romance story) should be (IMO) randomized, I.E. rolling a die/dice before a chapter for each pairing, or something, and working off of that. Yes, authors, even for the character that represents you. That makes it slightly more exciting, because I can't just guess how each shipping is going to end. So far, I've never seen a character leave another. The only way that they ever end is successful (marriage), or with death (of one or both characters)... And even then, death is more for drama. The concept of randomization makes the story more dynamic. I'd like to see someone do this, and if someone already has, you should mention it in an A.N.
*fave*
597731 If you're still working on that, you say 'she rolled her eyes' twice towards the end of EveryponyDash. It's not really a grammatical error, it just sounds better if you say it once.
Damn you reality
This is so wonderful... I could just.... *is happeh :3*
597643 10000000% whole-heartedly agreed.
Now, the author needs to add Twixie to this list.
597889 Thanks, it is now fixed.
597952 sorry, just imagine the 17 is a 20-26 and you should be fine
597952 I imagine them at being 17-18, whilst their physical age is somewhere between 14-15. Being ponies, they likely have a shorter life-span than humans.
This is how I reply to all this
This story and my comment is how our shipping gets started in some muti-verse out there xD
Good job Brony.
Adieu~