Fluttershy dug her hooves into the ground, but it was no use. Rarity pushed her forward, and with a final shove pushed her into restaurant. Fluttershy turned to leave, but Rarity blocked her path.
"Fluttershy, a little romance is healthy for you. Now go on, I won't let you back out of this." Rarity stood firm in front of the doorway.
Fluttershy frowned and turned to trot to her table. She sat down and awaited her "blind date".
Applejack trotted down the path to the restaurant, dragging Big Mac along with her. He protested to going, but Applejack forced him.
"Big Mac, don't you wanta meet somepony special?"
"Nope."
Applejack sighed. "Well you should. Now go on in." Applejack nudged her brother through the doors of the restaurant and joined Rarity outside the doors. They giggled and waited outside, making sure that neither of the ponies attempted to escape.
Fluttershy looked around the area from her chair, observing all the ponies. She felt like running out, but she knew Rarity would just push her back in again. Suddenly, a red stallion approached her table, it was Big Mac. Fluttershy tried to recall what Rarity had told her to do, but none of it was coming back to her. She put on a fake smile.
"Are... are you here for the, um, date?" Fluttershy asked cautiously, making sure it was indeed Big Mac she was talking to. There was no mistaking the red stallion, but she had to be sure.
"Eeyup."
Big Mac sat down in the seat across from Fluttershy and looked at her. They stared at each other for a few minutes before the waiter came to take their order. Remembering what Rarity had told her to order, she asked for a milkshake with two straws. When the waiter came back with the drink, he placed it in between the two ponies and let them be, realizing it was a date.
Fluttershy looked at the milkshake, and then at the table. Big Mac did the same. They avoided each other's eyes for a while, observing everypony else instead. Occasionally both of them would look at the milkshake at the same time, and then instantly look away.
They sat silently for about an hour, never making direct eye contact for more than a second or two. Big Mac blinked every so often, and Fluttershy spread her wings and then closed them slowly. Fluttershy fidgeted with the tablecloth and the small salt shakers on the table while Big Mac sat silently across the table, not even moving an inch.
After an hour had passed, Fluttershy decided that the date was over.
"Well that was fun," she said, getting off the chair.
"Eeyup."
Ooh; I can just smell the inevitable butthurt that will arise from this.
You're a brave man, gotta say. You got a great writing style too. Nice and crisp.
That was cute
Haha I lol'd
This, kind sir, made me laugh as loud as possible.
LMAO, I don't even like Fluttermac.
Too wonderful. As a person who dislikes shipping to the max (the only real exception is BigmacxCherilee, and possibly soarinxspitfire) I absolutely love this story.
I prefer Fluttermac......and yeah this could be a possibility but there are others too.
I am writing a Fluttermac story an I was actually trying to start like this. Still I expected someone to do it better.
Ha, expected that. Makes me wonder if what would happen if it were between Twilight and Mac. One who likes to talk and the other who listens
im sorry but i cant look at this the same way after flutterheart... if you read it you would know what i mean.....
I agree, that was fun.
D'aaww...
WTF ( table flip)
XD
Basically what'd happen. Which is why it wouldn't work.
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Omg i lol'ed at the "Well that was fun"
Couldn't agree more. While I love shipping and, naturally, a love of shippings are music to my ears, this one never was. So, even if it's (possibly) just this one, I'm proud of what you said. So honestly realistic and hilarious. It's one reason why I hate this shipping. Great job.
Oh, wait, these are pretty short! Okay, I'll just power through them now.
I'm not a Fluttermac shipper, but I saw some others on the list that I like. You know what? I'm glad! If one can't make fun of their own ships from time to time, I think, they're probably taking things way too seriously.
I love FlutterMac. That being said-- good lord, I almost died laughing. This is definitely how it would work, too.
Bahahaha, this mirrors the debate I hade with my sister over shipping. She agrees with this fic while I'm a cemented fluttermac shipper. Laughed my butt off. Enjoyed the fic.
598790 Where do you all GET those AMAZING pictures? First a picture of Trixie holding a Twilight Jelly, now a baby Luna holding a juice box? this is TOO MUCH
Dear Princess Celestia,
why has nopony ever written a deconstructive series of shippings, applying known and confirmed facts and laws of plausibility into the pairs and find out new things like why a bear sized silent-by-nature stallion would not go well with a shy pegus who is afraid to just talk to strangers?
Well this particular writer took on that task and has created excellent material to prove shipping's overall silly logic. I certainly hope he takes on more of these, he's got quite a lot of pairs to go with, but I hope my thumbs up will encourage him on his mission.
Love, Nitro836
I should be violently ass ached by this, But i'm not. Everyone knows the best shipping is Flarity, Vinavia, AppleDash, and Twiliestia. So this is acceptable...for now
Thank you for making this a believable shipping series, I needed one.
You so nailed that one....
OH C'MON!
Couldn't have said it better myself
I find this scenario quite plausible.
I also find it plausible that he would show up at her door a week later.
Mac:"Hello"
Shy:"Hello"
Mac:"Second Date?"
Shy:"Umm....yes."
Mac:"Orchard quiet enough?"
I don't like Fluttermac.
Buit this is gold.
*and then they f**ked
THE END
OH GOD THE TENSION.
being a ship writer I lolled so bucking hard! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Fluttershy_lolface.png
well done.
Fluttermac is unrealistic.
IT'S A TOUGH TRUTH, SHIPPERS!
Sadly that's about how it would go. It would be funny as hell to see every brony's reaction if something like this happened in the show.
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I have to agree and for some reason it just pisses me off.
Probably because everyone assumes that it is the perfect ship...
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Thank you. Why does everyone think Fluttermac is a perfect ship.
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actually not a perfect ship, just that they seem similar and at times compatible. why does any other ship seem great for them? it is just fiction they get off of. i write one because it seems interesting. you may not want to like it but everyone has their taste.
ugh, i sound like i'm starting a fight. but i'm just stating a light defense.
yet even i find myself frightened by the shippers.
This is always exactly as I pictured a Fluttershy / Big Mac date going.
I love FlutterMac, and this was hilarious.
Yes
Winner....absolutely perfect haha
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YES. I now have to spend my time reading the rest of these.
598790 That is Adorable. As. Fuck! (no longer safe for Woona, muhahahaha )
601474 Damit. Now I wish I could upvote comments.
uhhhh.... boooring! But actually quite funny... and in reality, this is what would probably happen. I give it a thumbs up
OK, I''ll give this a thumbs up. Very clever. Don't know why I clicked this, I never EVER (well not fourever, but still almost never) read shipfic. Good job on this one.
lol tha'ts EXACTLY how it would go!