How Every Shipfic Would Actually Happen

by TheOnly


EveryponyDash

Rainbow Dash woke up, her fluffy cloud bed beneath her and her Daring Do book still resting on the nightstand, but something was amiss.

She sat up, rubbing her eyes and yawning. When she opened them, she saw her five friends standing in the room, looking at her. Behind them were multiple other ponies, all looking at Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. This was the seventh time this week. She let out a heavy sigh.

"For the last time, I'm not a lesbian."