Sans should be dead, he only has one HP after all, he felt the knife hit him, he saw himself turning to dust. Then why is he not dead?

An Undertale and My Little Pony crossover. Of which I own neither, Toby Fox owns Undertale and My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro. Please enjoy
Featured on 4/8/2017, 5/5/2017, 4/16/2018. 10/8/2018 Also on popular stories! Thank you so much!
100 likes! Thank you!! 200?!?!? 5/14/2017 OMG! Thank you!!! Featured August 27 2017. :D

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Hello prospective reader. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Talshain, loyal servant and soldier to the illustrious Arudon, the forever undying. I have been tasked by my master to ensure that this journal finds its way into good hands, which, I hope, are yours. Within its pages you will find a detailed account of the the years that he describes as the greatest of his life. Which, considering his life-span, is quite the bit of praise.

If you do decide to delve within the contents of this journal, I believe a warning should be given. The contents are not, in the strictest sense, a story. At least, not from a narrative sperpective. It has been compiled to appear as one, but initially it was merely a haphazard conglomeration of vague impressions, descriptive details of very specific topics, and long winded rants about... mostly nothing really.

Working with several of the master's... "friends" (I shudder when I consider the fact that he referred to them as such) I have managed to make some sense of the thing. A certain Ms. Twilight Sparkle was of enormous usefulness in that capacity, and that shall be the only words of praise you shall hear me apply to that smelly equestrian.

My master's mind is a... curious thing to behold, and as such his language will reflect what mood he is in. Thus, his grammar ranges from relatively sophisticated, to the crudest and most base forms of speech I have yet to encounter. Needless to say I have stricken those passages from the record.

So what is the Journal about? Well, it tells the tale of a remarkable creature crashing into an unremarkable world, and discovering something that is truly incomparable. At least, it is to him.

He will undoubtedly have more to say regarding the matter in the preamble of this journal, so I shall leave it to him to explain more. With that, i bid you adieu, and I hope you decide to give my master's words at least a few minutes of your time.

A prank involving Rainbow Dash and a flashbang quickly goes south, leaving Anonymous a little worse for wear. Thirsty for revenge, Anon teams up with the Dazzlings and turns all of Canterlot High upside down in a plot to achieve it.

I rated this as T due to excessive swearing and some violence.

First fic so please give critique so I can write better chapters/stories in the future.

You've always been a little bit on the scrawny side; you've been like that since middle school. It's now your sophomore year in high school, and things still aren't changing...

You could take years of being picked on and being shoved around the hallways by all the jocks in your school. You could take being constantly embarrassed during gym class too, but after getting rejected by Applejack to the Fall Formal, you've finally reached your breaking point.

It's time to change. It's time for Anonymous, the 140 pound bitch-boy to be no more!

Twilight Sparkle has come across the impossible. A book she's never read before, with an odd plus-like shape emblazoned on the cover. What is this book, and what does it mean for Equestria?

Meanwhile, Isaac has been stuck in the basement for a long time - centuries? Millenia? But when he finally finds a way out, will he be able to adapt to the planet that's moved on without him?

Crossover with 'the Binding of Isaac : Rebirth', a game by Edmund McMillen.

Rated Teen, because somebody can't keep it polite.

Featured on 5/31/18!

Check out another great tBoI crossover, Binding of Isaac: Beyond by IAmNotSmartest!

Celestia had a vision, of two beings, one of darkness, one of light. They claimed that they would reclaim Equestria and return it to dust. The next day, a small creature appears, frightened, scared, and afraid of her very touch. A child. A child who may herald the end, or save Equestia from its demise.

Isaac has been in the basement as long as he can remember. So many times has he descended through this purgatory of death and murder, god and demons, so many things that hurt, burned and killed.
Then one day it stopped. A secret room that opened the chest he had known so long, and he was free. He could leave the Basement.
He didn't see anything else that followed him out.
He didn't expect the world to have changed so much in his absence.
And he never could've imagined they'd all be ponies.

And ponies never imagined that simple children could ever save them from the forces of evil.

Holy Hell! This got featured! (1/8/16)

A-again? Thank you! (1/22/16)

IAmNotSmartest.omfg has stopped responding. Close the program? (2/12/16) >No >Hell no >Back the %#$@ off

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING I DON'T UNDERSTAND. (3/22/16)

And again? I though Friday the 13th was supposed to be an unlucky day! (5/13/16)

*Incoherent stuttering* (5/30/16)

Character list will be updated as necessary, those not immediately listed are:
- King Sombra
- Twilight
- Spike
- TBC

Characters from the Binding of Isaac are under Other, as you'd expect.
Correct me if I get an item's effect or description wrong!
Correct me if I get grammar or spelling incorrect, I'll fix them as I'm aware of them!

Cover art is by me.

Huge thank you to TrueGentleman, who has taken it upon him to aid me in the editing of this story! (Stopped as of 18 onward)

Appreciation for HydraLightning, proofreader from CH3+.

And a special thanks to awesomesauce4 for inspiring me to start on this! Here's their story!
|The Unbinding|

Equestria has fallen to a plague, a plague of rampant death where the ones who die refuse to stay down. The corpses instead seeking out the warmth of the living with their only desire being to end it.

Twilight Sparkle is the final survivor of Ponyville's total infection. When her resources run low she manages to escape town, but not before falling ill to the sickness as well. As her vision begins to fade, her legs to weak to keep her standing, the mare sees a shooting star streak across the sky. With little hope in her body the mare makes a wish, a wish for someone to end this plague.

Two best friends, Anon and Mous land in Equestria after they are swallowed up along with their apartment. The two try to live their lives in relative peace as they learn to make friends and family with the colorful equines, in spite of all the obstacles fate throws their way. Along the way they strive to keep to the universal law they hold so true: Friendship is Magic, but Bro-ness is 5ever.

-Authors note:This fic has lots of Youtube links to songs to set the mood for certain scenes, if any of the links are broken, just drop a comment below and let me know where it is, thanks. -Mandroid.

Abderus was the first human to travel at superluminal speeds. His departure from Earth didn't go to plan, though, and now he finds himself marooned on an alien planet.

Anon in Equestria, second person perspective. If you hate stories like this, don't read. You have been warned.
Anon has been in equestria long enough to be bored and decides to conduct an experiment in Equestrian physics. He sees a pony with a plus cutie mark and another with a minus, then decides to make them touch to see what happens. Hilarity ensues.