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Anon in Equestria, second person perspective. If you hate stories like this, don't read. You have been warned.
Anon has been in equestria long enough to be bored and decides to conduct an experiment in Equestrian physics. He sees a pony with a plus cutie mark and another with a minus. Then decides to make them touch to see what happens. Hilarity ensues.

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Comments ( 58 )


Six months is a long time.......?
:dashlaugh: ((curse the removal of the pony emoticons for mobile browsers!!!!))

:rainbowlaugh: Its still on my phone :pinkiesmile:

Ahhh!! : rainbowlaugh : :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Thanks, ever since FimFiction launched its new website design, the pony emoticon pallet disappeared!
Even faking my browser ID with a desktop browser doesn't work..... No fooling FimFiction :pinkiesmile:

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.

This is perfect. Just look at the very first sentence - it probably describes almost every internet user out there or something like that.
The ending was a bit anticlimactic but all in all, great fic.

Is it bad that it hoped for The Swirling Vortex Of Doom

4021345 no your not the only one...

A bit cruel, but funny none the less:rainbowlaugh: I also liked the romantic tension thingy:twilightblush:

I think that FIMfiction should create a way for you to add stories to your top 10.
I would add this on there for sure.


You can just make another top five box. I did that with my profile, there are just too many stories that I like a lot. Also, if this is one of your top ten, then you really need to read more stories. There are so m many out there that are way better than this one. Like Diaries of a Madman. Or, any of the others on my user page... But, you should definitely start with Diaries. Also, thanks for the fave!


What a wonderful pra- I mean experiment. FOR SCIENCE!

It'd been funnier if they were donkeys.
Then ass-to-ass would have another meaning to joke about :derpytongue2:

Sadly donkey's don't get cutiemarks :ajsleepy:

Anywho, that was pretty silly, fun to read!

This Anon is a bit of a jerk, and I find it hard to believe that ponies would be attracted to one another. However, I wouldn't change the story one bit.
Great job, I had a good laugh. :rainbowlaugh:

I really couldn't think of a good ending fast enough, so I just threw that out there. Actually, that's a lie. I was just too lazy to write out the swirling vortex of doom.

4430828 Send him to Diaries of a Madman! You monster! :pinkiesick:

No, there's only room for one human in the Diaries. Though, that would be funny.

5421569 I'm talking more about the 9 months required to get caught up with that story. That fate may be is even worse. :fluttershysad:

>Implying torture
Well, that's not a very nice thing to say about one of my favorite stories.

5423355 Hey man, I love it too...:fluttercry:

And they say you can't do science with pranks.

It didn't sound like you enjoyed the hypothetical nine months you spent catching up with the story. That doesn't seem like love to me.

5447356 Oh no, I love it to pieces, and I'm actually going to reread the whole thing again :twilightoops:.
It's just something I'd never do to any other decent human being.

It's okay, I understand. The writer is a terrible person who forces me to read his chapters before they're released.:rainbowwild:

That result. Priceless!!!

Well, this has been just hilarious. :rainbowlaugh: Lovely writing to all of this. May have to come back and reread it at a later date. :raritywink: Awesome job!

Hahahaahahaha! XD

That was amazing, I love it X'D

Awesome man, awesome.

Hahahaahahaha! XD

That was amazing, I love it X'D

Awesome man, awesome.

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Glad you wrote it! XD

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to funny!

You know, it really deserves an alternate ending or something. That was pretty anticlimactic.

5447360 How dare you!

Pranking is an art form. Pure poetry in motion. Just like this story.

When art and science combine, we achieve the greatest possible outcome. Glad you liked the story!

Hillarious, tough i do hope those poor stallions will be able to get each other off......i mean, getting away from each other. :twilightblush:

I'm sure they'll figure it out.

Short and sweet, and roflcopter worthy. :rainbowkiss:

Comment posted by Anonymous Assassin deleted Jun 10th, 2015

Thanks... I'm glad it didn't make you want to kill yourself!

I'm glad it wasn't so painful to read that it made you want to gouge your eyes out and bleach the sockets? :pinkiecrazy:

I've only seen a few of those for any fandom that I've read fanfiction for. I take it your reaction stemmed from the deleted comment?

No, actually I was just messing with you. I deleted that comment because I put it in the wrong place. Glad you liked the story. XD


Oh my god, yes. I Dropkicked the Favorite button, Headbutted the Like button, and B:ajsmug:ch slapped the Follow button. I expect more comedy like this in the future...

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