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xoid


Cantankerous pedant.

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    - October, 2014
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  • Favourites 459 stories - 491 unread chapters Currently reorganizing. E.T.C.: Never.


  • Comedies 302 stories Group №: 286 [Comedy] | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.


  • Dramas 8 stories Group №: N/A | Category. | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.


  • Slices of Life 55 stories Group №: 255 [Slice of Life] | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.


  • Actingverse 6 stories Group №: 205970 | GaPJaxie’s continuity | Revolves around the concept that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a hit T.V. series for foals.


  • Age of Iron 12 stories Group №: 208583 [Age of Iron] | SFaccountant’s Warhammer 40,000 crossover. | The Iron Warriors 38th Company is responsible for fuelling the traitor Legion’s war machine. A short stop over in the Centaur system embroils them — and Centaur III’s inhabitants — in a war for survival, first against the Lamman Sept and later against an Ork Waaagh.


  • Alarmaverse 6 stories Group №: N/A | Meta Four’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • The Alicorn Anthology 6 stories Group №: N/A | iisaw’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • The Bodyguard 10 stories - 2 unread chapters Group №: N/A | Monochromatic’s branch of the shared Bodyguard!AU continuity. | Revolves around Queen Rarity and her bodyguard Twilight Sparkle.


  • The Changing States of Knight 6 stories Group №: N/A | Crunchbiter’s continuity. | He fucking deleted it. All of it. Why?


  • Divine Universe 3 stories - 5 unread chapters Group №: 212230 | Orthoros’ continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Dusk Guard 9 stories Group №: 204855 | Viking ZX’s continuity. | The Dusk Guard is a small, select group of specially chosen ponies, serving both Princesses on assignments too strange, difficult, or dangerous for anypony else.


  • Fallout Equestria 30 stories Group №: 35 | Shared continuity. | An adaptation of Fallout.


  • …of the Hive 7 stories - 4 unread chapters Group №: 207246 | Law Abiding Pony’s continuity. | Revolves around changeling Queen Twilight: how she became one, the morass of inter‐Hive politics, making her own way as a changeling queen, and the machinations of hostile hives.


  • The Petriculture Cycle 7 stories - 0 unread chapters Group №: 197787 | Kwakerjak’s continuity. | Twilight Sparkle investigates the absurdity that is Pinkie Pie.


  • The Price of Loyalty 7 stories Group №: 197438 | The 24th Pegasus and LoyalLiar’s continuity. | Centres around Rainbow Dash on LoyalLiar’s end (present) and Commander Hurricane on the 24th Pegasus’ (past).


  • Rites of Ascension 4 stories Group №: 197727 | CvBrony’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Quill and Blade 19 stories - 129 unread chapters Group №: 207580 | Anzel and Crystal Wishes’ shared continuity. | Revolves around the exploits and relationships of Silent Knight, the first member of the newly returned Princess Luna’s House Guard.


  • Sunfall Universe 6 stories Group №: 198955 | Airstream’s continuity. | Revolves around Twilight denying the call of puppet master Tyrantlestia.


  • The Time Loop Trilogy 5 stories - 0 unread chapters Group №: 199133 [The Time Loop Trilogy] | Eakin’s continuity. | “Twilight Sparkle stars in: Groundhog Day 2: Hog Harder.” ― Jordanis


  • The Triptych Continuum 62 stories Group №: 203805 | Estee’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Upheaval 17 stories Group №: N/A | Visiden Visidane’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Winningverse 29 stories Group №: 758 | Chengar Quordath’s continuity. | Expect Cloud Kicker and copious banging.


  • The Conversion Bureau 8 stories Group №: 26 [TCB], 714 [ACB] | Category, shared continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Human in Equestria 88 stories Group №: 20 | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.


  • Ponies on Earth 15 stories - 40 unread chapters Group №: Multiple | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.

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Hundreds of years have passed since the wedding of Princess Cadence and Shining Armor. As with all mortal life, Shining Armor was fated to die and his soul to pass from the world. But with magic, his end was averted. What price will his immortality demand?

Now 100% approved by Twilight's Library!

Featured on Equestria Daily!

Also on TV Tropes!

New cover art by the awesome BroDogz.

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Bon Bon's voice is funny, and that's about all that anypony who meets her notices, as her marefriend Lyra soon steals the spotlight with her explosive personality, strange obsessions, and curious beliefs. And why not? Bon Bon is, after all, a perfectly ordinary, boring pony in every way but two: her voice, and the carefully kept secret that she isn't really a pony.

(Edit:) Now with an annotated version, courtesy of the incomparable Shoggoth Lord!

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As the elements were unleashed, the Nightmare knew it was over. But it would not let it's fun end. No, it would not be left behind. It would find another world to bring to ruin. As for the poor sap that was left in It's place? He was going to get blasted, what did it matter what he ended up getting from It?


Cover Image by NetherWalker

Realized there was no link, so I'm adding two, one here and one in the chapter. After the events of Don't Underestimate the Power of a Bored Mare , the juicy bits that I cant put in a T fic: Defining Love

Edit: I swear, half of you are uncultured heathens. The thing in the image with the Nightmare's hair is a substitute doll

Chapters (107)
T

After discovering King Sombra planning his latest scheme in their clubhouse, the Cutie Mark Crusaders soon learn they have a lot more in common with the tyrannical King than they might've thought.

Can two groups of blank flanks get along long enough for all of them to succeed? Or will Sombra's need for revenge instead lead all of Ponyville to ruin?

Edited by spigo.

Chapters (10)
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This story is a sequel to Harmony Defended


Ten years ago, Equestria was nearly destroyed in a combined invasion of its worst enemies. Only with the timely intervention of its erstwhile human allies was the nation spared slavery and extinction. The war is over now, and the treaties of peace faithfully followed even after a decade. While earth ponies help rebuild Earth's ecosystem, human tractors erect roads and cities with terrifying speed.

Sweetie Belle helped make victory possible, but the cost of that victory was one of her best friends. Equestria is safe now, and ponies are spreading to the stars. Why doesn't she feel happier?

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A damaged robot pony, unlike anything ever seen in pre-industrial Equestria, is found in the orchard. Before it collapses, it says only two words: "Twilight Sparkle..."

Twilight fixes the mechanical mare and gives her a new directive: "Make friends." Now a robot must learn what it takes to be a good friend and, while she's at it, what it means to live...

Featured on Equestria Daily (11/22/15) and The Goodfic Bin! (3/20/16)!
Featuring illustrations by Colby Green (Illustration Gallery found HERE.)
Editors: GaPJaxie,The Knight Templar, GenerousGhibli, E3gner, and Reese.
Technical Consultants: Artichoke Lust and JFalk.

Now with its own TV Tropes page!

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This story is a sequel to My Little Apprentice


The summer sun celebration brought the filly Second Chance into contact with one of the most powerful beings in Equestria, Discord. Thanks to him, she's got all her memories back, and has access to the powerful Jebr Stone. Will that be enough to save her dying species without sacrificing Equestria in the process? Nor is she the first traveler from her world to reach Equestria, or the only one with plans for it.

Will Chance's newfound friendships be enough to keep her sane and preserve Equestria through the dark times ahead?


Continued in MLA: Perihelion!


As usual, a huge thanks to Zutcha for the excellent cover, this time with shading!

Chapters (13)
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What if pony princesses were actually highly social carnivores?

What if a National Geographic team began following them around to film a documentary?

What if nopony saw anything unusual about this?


A metaphor about growing up. Or possibly a metaphor about living in a surveillance society. Or maybe just a very, very weird idea that needed to become a story.

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Daniel Habbuck, UN ambassador to Equestria, hates his job.

Sure it pays well, but it's hardly worth having to put up with flank-kissing politicians and the stomach twisting anxiety of knowing that he represents all of humanity.
One night, after a particularly tense meeting leaves him wound up, Daniel is desperate for somepony to talk to. With his friends either busy or too far away, he hires a batpony prostitute, just so he can have some company.

As he soon learns, there's much more to this streetwalker than meets the eye...

Rated T for sexual references, but no clop.


Special thanks to WingmanRed, Georg, and Kraken Hatchling for proofreading and editing

EDIT: Special, special thanks to Comrade Pony for the suggestions
EDIT: Deleted cover art.

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She is the last. All her kin are gone. They'd either been blown apart by the Friendship spell so many ages ago or, in the case of her sister, changed their diet from hate to love. Cryoxia is the last of the windigos, but she is determined to be different, to never go back to those days ever again.

She'll make friendship from hate. She'll adopt an alicorn foal as her sister. She'll take physical form and learn how to move the celestial orbs with her mind. Celestial... has a nice ring to it. And she'll ally with the other nations in the world, establish friendship and preach harmony, no matter how they may diminish her food source. She'll make a world so wonderful that it will starve her to death.

Or die trying.


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