Somewhere in the distant dark of a trackless cave, water droplets oozed their way down unseen stalactites, tracing the smooth stone with a thin lacquer of calcite, and then dropped with echoing plinks to some abyss below. A minute passed. Water flowed, rock eroded, crystals grew, and the thousand timeless tasks of the cave continued on their slow, ancient way. Several minutes passed. There was the distant sound of a knocker, tapping timid rhythms on a crystal facet. The echoes faded away. More than a few minutes passed. Bon Bon closed her eyes, and—
“So is that it, then?”
Bon Bon opened her eyes. Well. This wasn’t something she had expected. She supposed she should probably be surprised.
Somehow, though, she wasn’t. She wasn’t surprised at all. Speaking into the dark, she said, “What are you doing here, Aldrovanda?”
The nearby voice chuckled. “Following you; what else?”
“Why? You hate me.”
“What can I say? As I once noted, you have a very winning personality, and I find myself drawn to it, like a moth to flame. I seem to have spent all my life chasing after you, now, and I suppose it must have just become a habit.”
“Right. Of course.” Well, that was it; the cosmos definitely hated her. Every last hope for her or for Lyra being ground out of existence, she might have been willing to put down to cruel chance, but this last insult, heaped daintily atop all the injuries like a cherry atop a mountain of ice cream—this had to be deliberate. “You followed Chrysalis down, I suppose?” She wasn’t particularly interested in the answer, but Hay, it wasn’t like she was doing anything else. Might as well make conversation. Why not?
“Queen Cheeselegs? No no no no. I grace these delightfully damp caves solely due to my own efforts.” There was a sound not unlike a large basket filled with wind chimes and maracas being vigorously shaken, which Bon Bon took to mean that the detritus-festooned kelpie had lowered herself into a sitting position. There was a brief burst of odor like the smell of decaying fish, which faded quickly. “Well worth it, in the end.”
Bon Bon sighed. “You’re the reason she dragged Lyra down here, though, right? You went to the queen and told her everything?”
Aldrovanda’s voice took on a wheedling, plaintive note. “Oh come now, Mendax, must you insist on casting the worst possible light on things? I assure you I can explain everything. You see, I decided that I’d rather salvage my own standing in the Court than help you, so I went ahead and betrayed you to Queen Chrysalis.” She paused and considered. “You know, that phrase ‘I can explain everything’ is really not all it’s cracked up to be. That didn’t help my case at all. Oh, and I told her that you murdered me, as well; I hope you don’t mind.”
The changeling blinked. She wouldn’t have believed it, but apparently the bizarre, twisted creature was capable of being outrageous enough to surprise her, even now. “You’re probably going to have to run that by me again.”
“Well, while I of course give no credence to your heathenly maunderings, I do have to acknowledge that at this point, I don’t quite look as a kelpie ought to look. It occurred to me that ‘ol seaweed mane—why yes, as a matter of fact I am one to talk, my mane looks like lakeweed, there’s a vast difference—might not believe that I’m myself, considering my present appearance. So I said that I was a shellycoat named Utricularia and that I had seen you kill and devour the poor, defenseless kelpie Aldrovanda during your trek across the boggy basin.”
“Devour?” Bon Bon’s brow wrinkled. “Aldrovanda, I’m a changeling. We don’t eat anything; we just live off of the love that we steal—or sometimes, although we don’t often deserve it, the love that’s given to us.”
“Oh?” The kelpie’s voice took on a surprised note. “Well, that explains why Her Royal Gangliness looked so revolted, then. Crimes against nature itself, and so on. I had wondered about that.”
“It also explains why she decided to have me tortured to death.”
“Did she? Well, well, well.” Aldrovanda considered this, and then added, “I gather that it didn’t take? You seem to be distinctly not dead.”
Bon Bon found, somewhat to her surprise, that she wasn’t able to muster up anything resembling anger. Huh. So this was what despair was like.
Interesting.
“Yes, well, I’m very resilient, I guess. Not that it matters now, but how did you even find me?”
“How did I find you?” The Shee cackled gleefully. “What do you mean, ‘how did I find you?’ You didn’t make it difficult! First there was that sweet, touching little duet that—“
“Make a joke about that and I will kill you.”
Fancy that. She could still do anger.
Aldrovanda hesitated. “Ah. Yes. Well, in any case, you and your—your sweetheart have fine, strong voices—lovely song, by the way, I mean I didn’t listen in, of course, because obviously it was a very private sort of thing and—yes, okay, moving on. Anyway, I, ah, managed to figure out where you were, and afterwards it was hardly likely that I’d be able to lose you again, what with the screaming and clattering and the howling.”
She chortled again. The kelpie seemed to be in an excellent mood. “You are a fascinating individual, Mendax, you truly are. A depraved race traitor with iron in your veins, maybe. Completely and totally out of your little changeling mind, perhaps. But fascinating, nonetheless. Do you know, I really thought you’d been crushed at last? I mean, you were half dead, with nothing but a little bar of iron and some rope to your name—and you were up against Chrysalis, high queen of the changeling clan! Surely, I said to myself, surely now she’s done for. But then you waved your wand and tapped your hooves together three times, and suddenly there’s a buggane roaring and hooting and trying to tear Chrysalis into about fifteen different pieces. A buggane! I admit without shame that I was marginally impressed. A tour de force, truly.”
Bon Bon said something which could perhaps best be approximated as “Hrnnph.” There was a rattle in the dark as the kelpie, presumably, gestured with a hoof.
“And I suppose, if I’m being quite fair, your pet—sorry, sorry, you know what I mean—didn’t do too badly either. For a mortal, that is. In she swept atop her contraption, all iron and wood and I don’t know what else, and she just charged the boggity beastie and started jabbing away at it with a poker. Showed verve, that. Spunk. Chutzpah. Again, not bad for a mortal. Not at all bad. Frankly, kind of…good. Y’know. For a mortal.” She paused, and then continued in a hesitant tone, “Now, know that in saying this I am in no way validating your truly obscene proclivities, but…that pony? She’s a keeper.”
“So glad you approve. In the hopes that this is the last time I will ever have to ask this question, what do you want?” Please, Celestia, let her just go away. Please. This wasn’t fair.
“You don’t know? After your recent spectacular exhibition?” There was a note of genuine surprise in the kelpie’s voice. “I want to see what you do next, of course.”
“Ah. I’m entertainment, then.” Bon Bon sighed. “Well, my plan is to sit here and wait for Lyra and the other bridesmaids to get back with the alicorn and the unicorn. Then I was thinking Lyra and I could starve to death over the course of the next month or so. That’s—pretty much the extent of my itinerary. You’re welcome to watch, as long as you don’t talk. I guess you could eat us after we die; you’ve done that kind of thing before, I gather.”
“I see.” The kelpie paused. “Granted that the inner workings of your peculiar little mind are often utterly beyond my ken, but I don’t exactly follow how that results in the two of you trotting happily off into the sunset. No doubt I have merely missed some cunning twist devised by that Marechiavellian brain of yours.”
“No twist. We starve, we die, Chrysalis wins, Equestria falls. Do I have to say it, kelpie? You want to hear it? Fine. I’ll say it. It’s all over. I. Give. Up.”
There was a long, heavy silence, thick with thought and sadness—and then Aldrovanda gave a derisive laugh.
“No you don’t.”
Bon Bon scowled. “What?”
“I realize that this may be particularly difficult for you, Mendax, but at least try not to be an idiot. You don’t give up. You never give up. I have more than learned that by this point. Let’s review, shall we? When you first learned of the attack, I advised you to get rid of your ladylove and hide yourself away. You ignored me. She was taken as a hostage, and I was left in her place. You decided to steal her back. I stole your saddlebag. You carried on preparations without it. I got you kicked out of the train, miles and miles from the Canterhorn. You set out on hoof. I stole your bindle. You marched off nonetheless, and it took me hours before I found you again. You arrived at the foot of the Canterhorn, with no way in, and a smelted God popped up like a squirrel out of a hole and laid out the red carpet for you. Chrysalis tried to kill you, and you sicced a buggane on her! You just never stop!”
Bon Bon raised her head. This was—this was almost like encouragement. From Aldrovanda. That—what—what. What?
There was a clinking and clattering as the kelpie rose to her hooves. “I refuse to accept that where I’ve failed to stop you, something else will succeed. Mark me, Mendax! I take the mere suggestion as a personal insult! You’re the first Seelie Shee to have lived since Danu knows how many thousands of years ago! Give up? You? Hah!”
“Aa,” said Bon Bon. Her brain and her mouth had apparently had some sort of falling out, and weren’t talking to one another. “Abda…mna. Op.” She tried again. “A—Aaa—Aldrovanda? You just—did you just give me a pep talk?”
The kelpie sniffed. “Epona forfend. I was merely pointing out a few simple home truths that you, apparently, are too obtuse to see for yourself.” She paused. “You’re welcome.”
“Thanks,” said Bon Bon automatically. Aldrovanda snickered, but the changeling didn’t correct herself. She was thinking.
Some minutes passed—surprisingly, in silence. Aldrovanda waited in the dark, showing uncharacteristic patience, while Bon Bon pondered. At length, she rose to her hooves. “You called me ‘Seelie,’ just now.”
“Oh, please don’t pretend to be offended. I know perfectly well you don’t have any racial pride to wound. One must face facts, Mendax. You are about as far from being Unseelie as it is possible to get and still be of the Shee.”
“I suppose that’s so.” Bon Bon turned, raising her head to look up at the minute speck of light gleaming somewhere far above—the way out of the caverns, the way to Lyra. Her eyes had adapted to the dark at this point, and she could just make out the light-rimmed silhouette of Aldrovanda, her head cocked as if awaiting the answer to a question. “Yes. I suppose that’s so.”
What was left that she could sacrifice? Her life? Much good that would do. What did she have left to dare? She’d already risked everything, and yet here she was. What could she do? She needed strength that she couldn’t spare, and time that she didn’t have.
What fears had she not yet faced?
Bon Bon drew a deep breath and spoke into the darkness, more thinking aloud than anything else. “I just don’t know what I still have to sacrifice—or, then again, I guess I do, really. I guess I do. There’s time enough here but not there, and it’s not so hard a path there but impossible here. Simple enough. And simple enough to get wrong.” She shrugged. “Well. Under the barrow-lintel with me, then. Aldrovanda, if I get lost in time, tell Lyra that…” She trailed off, and gave a humorless whinnying laugh. “Nevermind. You’d refuse out of simple spite, wouldn’t you? No guarantees and no consolation for me.” With a faint scraping of hooves against crystal, Bon Bon lowered herself to the cavern floor and closed her eyes. “Let’s get this over with. Tá Tír na nÓg ag glaoch, after all.”
Aldrovanda stepped forward with a clunk and clatter. “You’ll forgive me my confusion, Mendax, but I don’t quite follow—“
“Quiet. Need to concentrate.”
“Very well then.” The kelpie shuffled back to her previous position. “I shall compose my soul, such as it is, in patience. Should make for a novel, instructive experience. I shall likely profit greatly from it, and shall emerge from the ordeal a better, deeper, wiser kelpie.” Bon Bon didn’t respond, reclining sphinx-like on the crystal slab with her head bowed and eyes closed. Delicate silver-white lines of light, falling from the distant cave exit, traced their way along the contours of her face and delineated it in strange silhouette. The sound of distant droplets, or perhaps the hoof-falls of even more distant knockers, echoed uncertainly through the cave. Seconds passed, dozens of seconds passed, minutes passed, and the silence of the deeps remained unbro—
“I have discovered that patience is boring,” announced Aldrovanda. “Mendax, are you going to be doing anything interesting soon?”
No response.
“Mendax! Mendax, did you hear me? I require entertain…” Her voice trailed off, and she continued in a puzzled tone, “…ment. What are you doing?”
Bon Bon’s head had begun to rise, slowly tilting up towards the far off speck of light, and as it shifted her eyelids began to drift glacially apart over unfocused eyes. Without really meaning to, Aldrovanda stepped back and raised one of her forehooves nervously. She could deal with the Unseelie and fey; she was quite comfortable with them, as a matter of fact. But it was hard to tell whether this was abnormal or not, and the uncertainty made her uneasy—and it didn’t help that the light was so dim that she could hardly see what was going on. In a voice that was shriller than she had intended, she repeated, “What are you doing?”
The changeling didn’t answer. Her head continued to tilt back, and her bangs, which had been shading her face, tumbled away and allowed the distant light to strike her eyes. In an instant her motion accelerated, her head whipping back and her gaze locking on to the distant light. Before the kelpie could say anything she snapped, “I said quiet.”
“Yes, that’s all very well, but what are—“
“Balancing. Quiet.”
Aldrovanda opened her mouth, let it hang for a moment, and then snapped it shut again. There was an odd tension to Bon Bon’s body that made her think better of saying anything, a sense of tautness as if the little changeling were being stretched or strained along some dimension not normally accessible to either Shee or ponies. She rested like that for perhaps a minute, twitching like an inexpert tightrope walker trying to maintain her balance, and then with infinite care she extended her legs beneath her, and rose to her hooves.
…Or at least that’s what should have happened in a sane, normal world. Rather than rising up from her position on the cave floor, though, as Bon Bon extended her legs they sank down into the crystal sheet beneath her, sliding smoothly into the solid rock as if it hadn’t been there at all. She looked almost like she was standing hock-deep in shallow water. There was a long, lingering moment of silence, and then Bon Bon raised one of her forehooves.
She stepped forward.
She started walking.
Aldrovanda followed, eyes wide as lily pads and mouth hanging agape. The changeling was moving like the distorted refraction of a fish on the surface of a disturbed pool, flickering and sliding from one place to another as she climbed invisible hills and scrambling down slopes that didn’t seem to exist. She would dip below the rock’s surface at times, vanishing from sight entirely, only to emerge in midair out of the face of a precipice—at which point she continued walking unperturbed up through the still damp air, her gaze constantly fixed on the faint gleam far above. Aldrovanda almost lost her at certain points, and if the kelpie hadn’t transformed back into her brawny, muscular pegasus shape and taken flight, she would have been left far behind. There were, indeed, a few points where she thought she had lost the trail (and a few other points where she nearly brained herself on stalactites or hanging limestone draperies), but overall she managed to keep up reasonably well, flapping and fluttering along after the changeling. All the while Bon Bon strode smoothly and purposefully ahead, a mote of determination rising impossibly up through stone, air, and darkness towards the daylight.
Chasms yawned, black and bottomless—and Bon Bon walked above them. A furious buggane lumbered through the depths, fresh scars burning on its snout and stomach—but Bon Bon was beyond its reach. Poisonous pools, unstable slopes, an obnoxious kelpie, treacherous mine infrastructure—they might as well not have been there at all. With the grace of a heron stalking across a mist-covered lake, she walked above and beyond everything that should have hindered her, the light of day shining in her blue pony eyes and gleaming in the curls of her conservative, humdrum pony mane. It was not long at all before she had drawn level with an ancient flowstone platform not more than fifty meters from the source of the daylight, the smooth, glistening rock spreading out at the edges in great brittle sheets that traced the high water mark of some long-dried subterranean lake. Like a goat descending a mountain face, Bon Bon inched and sidled her way down to the middle of the rock surface. She paused above it, hovering, for some moments—and then with no warning the spell was broken and she fell forward with an undignified thump on to the stone ledge.
Aldrovanda flailed down out of the air beside her, making inarticulate spluttering noises and demanding…well, demanding something. Bon Bon wasn’t really paying attention. The kelpie wanted explanations, probably, and apologies for some imagined slight, maybe, but Bon Bon, who was currently lying face down on the cold rock, did not bother to respond. She felt she needed a little quiet, real time before Act II began, and although it wasn’t exactly pleasant she could think of few realer feelings than the sensation of cold, wet, hard rock pressing into one’s face. The discomfort was soothing. There was absolutely nothing fey about it, and that was worth an awful lot to her at that moment.
Even if she had not had further feats to perform, though, Bon Bon would not have been able to rest for long; Aldrovanda was now bending all of her formidable talents at irritation to the task of getting the changeling to get up and give some explanation for what had just happened. At length, and with not a few grumbles and groans, Bon Bon rose to her hooves. The thing beside her continued to make shrill inquiring noises.
“Ugh…Yes, that was—that was what I meant to do. Yes. Like I said, I was balancing. No, I don’t think you could learn how to do it. No, I’m not really listening to you, I’m just sort of guessing at what you’re asking. Oh, my head…Give me a minute.”
She sighed, swayed slightly to one side and then righted herself, and blinked several times in rapid succession. Another sigh, more blinking, and several deep breaths. Okay. That was better. This was real, now, completely real. Epona and Danu…Celestia and Luna…She never wanted to have to do that again. She raised her head, and looked at Aldrovanda. “Okay, ask awa—“ She came to an abrupt halt, staring at the kelpie’s current heavily muscled, crew cut pegasus form.
Aldrovanda smiled innocently.
Bon Bon blinked once or twice, and then continued, “…Um. Yes. Ask away. But you’ll have to do it while we’re walking. I can’t waste time.” Without waiting for a response she turned and trotted off up a gentle incline of crystal, ducking to avoid scraping her head against the shallow roof of the caverns.
There was a clatter of hooves, and the bulky white Glamour-enshrouded Shee drew up alongside the changeling. “Mendax—“
“My name is Bon Bon.”
“Right, that. Mendax, explain. All of it. How—that was patently impossible, you know. Shouldn’t have happened. I’m not even sure what it was, but whatever it was, it shouldn’t have happened.”
Bon Bon paused, staring off into space as she tilted her head back and forth in an attempt to zero in on the distant thread of unicorn magic thrumming through the air. “Not much to explain. I was balancing, like I said.”
“Yes, but on what?”
“The edge of Faerie and reality.” A small, fierce smile of satisfaction flickered across the changeling’s face. Yes, that was definitely the way. She could feel Lyra’s magic, even feel the taut, clinging web of Glamour wrapped about it. The little unicorn was close, very close.
“You know, Mendax, I suspect you may not quite understand the basic concept behind an explanation. The point, you see, is to convey information, not make things more incomprehensible. A thousand pardons for daring to take even one moment more of your infinitely valuable time, but would you mind elaborating on that point a bit?”
Bon Bon swished her tail in irritation. “My name is Bon Bon. I couldn’t get here through the caves, but in Faerie the path is pretty straightforward. Time flows too slowly in Faerie for me to get here in time, though. So I—hurry up, kelpie, there’s not much time—so I balanced. I let myself almost fall into Faerie, pulled back at the last moment, and shifted myself around until I was existing in Faerie space but living in real time. I was walking on the edge between the two worlds, if you like. I used the light from the cave exit as an anchor of sorts to help keep me locked into the real world. Does that answer everything?”
“Do be sensible, Mendax. You might as well talk of being half alive and half dead, or half me and half stupid. It’s impossible. I certainly couldn’t do it.”
“For goodness’ sake, Aldrovanda, you demanded that I entertain you with miracles, and I gave you a miracle. Do you have to have every last detail of it explained, as well?”
That was an easy one to answer. “Yes,” said the Shee.
“Fine, fine.” The changeling trotted along in silence for some moments, considering, and then continued, “I’m not sure, but I think the reason that it’s impossible for you is that you—and every other Shee, for that matter—are fey down to your very bones. You belong more to one world than another; you’re unbalanced, I guess. If you try to shift between the two worlds, you can’t help but fall one way or another. A normal pony would too, probably, if they knew how to bridge the gap. But I’m not like that.”
She came to a halt, looked up at the kelpie’s temporarily square-jawed face, and repeated, “I’m not like that at all. I’m a changeling who loves. And Celestia help her, Lyra loves me. So between her love for me and my love for her, I’m bound to both worlds. I’m balanced, and so I can balance. Because you know what? You were right. I am a sungrubbing perversion, I am a heretic, and I am the last and only Seelie Shee there is.” She paused for breath, and then snapped, “And my name is Bon Bon.”
Without waiting for a response, Bon Bon whisked around and set off again, the sound of her hooves echoing in the still air as she guided her way by the twinge of Lyra’s magic. Aldrovanda stood for a moment, at a loss for words, and then scampered after her.
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“Bon Bon.”
Light, real, natural, good daylight, glinted off the gigantic crystals surrounding Bon Bon and Aldrovanda and sank deep into the glassy floor, losing itself in the stone’s blue depths. Lyra and the two other enchanted unicorns were nearby, standing still and silent as statues beneath the opening to the surface and waiting for the escaped prisoners to arrive. The two Shee were crouching just out of sight behind a small ridge, and Bon Bon was trying to be as quiet as possible in order to keep their presence unknown.
Aldrovanda, on the other hoof, did not appear to have gotten the memo about stealth being necessary. Receiving no response, she poked the changeling in the ribs with a thin, Glamour-shrouded hoof—Bon Bon wasn’t sure, but considering how bulky Aldrovanda’s real, pebble-covered hooves were, she suspected that the “hoof” the disguised kelpie had just nudged her with was actually an outgrowth of the kelpie’s knee, likely shod with a rock, with the real hoof tucked up against her side—and repeated in a hoarse whisper, “Bon Bon!”
Well, if she wouldn’t go away and she wouldn’t be silenced, humoring her was probably the only option anyway. “What?”
The kelpie gestured in the general direction of the beguiled unicorns, hidden from view beyond the stone ridge. “Far be it from me to dictate to you, O queen of strategists, but—“
“I can’t stop Lyra and the other two for long, and if the alicorn and unicorn don’t escape, we’ll be trapped in here forever. I’m waiting for them to show.”
“Ah.” The kelpie, apparently nonplussed by Bon Bon’s abruptness, lapsed into a silence that lasted all of four seconds. Then something seemed to occur to her, and she nudged the changeling in the side again.
“Bon Bon.”
Bon Bon gritted her teeth and hissed, “What?”
“I’m bored.”
Sun and Moon. “How can you possibly be bored? You’re an ambush predator! The vast majority of your life has been spent sitting around and waiting for things to happen!”
“I never claimed to be a good ambush predator.” Aldrovanda raised her current hippopotamus-like head and sniffed. “At any rate, there are things to do in a swamp. Oozy things to step on. Rotting things to eat. Hopping things to squish.”
“Just be quiet and wait.” Bon Bon started to turn away from the kelpie, stopped, and then sighed and massaged her forehead. “Okay, I wasn’t going to ask, but I can’t help it.” She gestured vaguely in the kelpie’s direction. “Why in the name of sanity are you in that ridiculous shape?”
Aldrovanda preened. “Do you like it? I’m thinking of calling this persona either ‘Rambo Studchunks’ or ‘Beefy McMacho.” Ooh, or maybe ‘Snowflake.’ I needed something to cover up all the junk that is very temporarily encumbering me, so I went with this. I would have gone with fat instead of muscle, but that’s just depressing, not funny. This, though, is hilarious.” She gave a self-satisfied smirk. “Do you know, looking like this gives me the oddest urge to attend pony sporting events and be absurdly overenthusiastic? I bet they wouldn’t even realize that I’m poking fun at them. The only real problem is my eyes; they’re hardly standard issue, you know.”
“I’ve heard that some ponies make little glass lenses you can put in your eyes to improve vision; they aren’t really comfortable and you can’t wear them for more than a few hours, but I guess you could use that to make your eyes look more like a pony’s eyes.” Bon Bon blinked. “Oh Celestia, I just enabled you, didn’t I? You try something like that, and I’ll be following you every inch of the way to make sure you don’t eat anypony.”
Beefy McMacho, or possibly Snowflake, bent down in a mocking bow. “I shall look forward to your company.”
Bon Bon snorted, and turned her attention back to Lyra and the other two unicorns, still standing at silent attention beneath the opening to the surface. This was taking longer than she had thought it would. Surely the prisoners hadn’t found some other exit? It wouldn’t necessarily be bad if they had, of course, but it did change things. Or what if—Oh no. The buggane was still loose; suppose it had…
Bah. This was hunting trouble; no matter what had or hadn’t happened to the escaped alicorn and unicorn, there was nothing she could possibly do about it, and “Rambo Studchunks” certainly couldn’t be trusted to go check. No, all there was to do was to wait; wait, and hope—
“Bon Bon?”
The changeling’s shoulders sagged. Wait and hope that the wretched kelpie didn’t start talking again. Fat chance. “What now?” she whispered.
The kelpie formerly known as Aldrovanda didn’t respond at first, scraping her hoof in uncertain semicircles on the cave floor; then, in a hesitant murmur, she said, “You don’t really think that the Shee are…well, not-immortal, do you? I mean, really now. Even for you, surely that’s crossing some lines that ought not to be crossed?”
“Oh, not this again. Look, believe whatever you want to believe, I don’t really care—“
“I shall, thank you very much. Of course I shall. Of course.” The kelpie averted her eyes. “But what do you believe?”
Bon Bon raised an eyebrow. “Why should you care?”
“I don’t. Of course not. But humor me, nonetheless. I find myself, ah, idly curious about the depths of depravity that your peculiar little thoughts have plumbed. It is a macabre fascination of mine. Quite unhealthy, no doubt, but there it is.”
The changeling considered the creature at her side, her tiny wings clasped tight against her flanks, absurd legs curled beneath her body, and head curled to one side, studying a rather unremarkable pebble with more keenness than it deserved. At length, she whispered, “I don’t know about kelpies, but yes, I think changelings are mortal. It’s too easy to lose oneself in Faerie, too easy to spend ten years there and find that five hundred or a thousand have passed in the outside world. Our race is confused and scattered across time, and the only one who could ever possibly know a changeling’s true age is that changeling herself. And then when you consider the ‘ponies’ who show up at our hives, unable to transform but with all the knowledge of the Unseelie Court that a true changeling would be expected to have—yes, Aldrovanda, I do think I’m mortal. I think all changelings are, and we’ve been pretending otherwise for eons, and killing or exiling anyone who saw through the lies.”
The Glamour-cloaked Shee digested this for a bit, and then plaintively whispered—almost squeaked—“But I don’t want to die!”
Bon Bon shrugged. “I never said you would. That’s something you have to figure out for yourself. Now be quiet, I think I hear something.”
It was faint, but there was a sound echoing through the caverns that was distinct from the ever-present dripping of water and tapping of knockers; the sound of hooves beating against rock, and perhaps the sound of voices, as well. To judge from their reactions, the three enchanted bridesmaids had heard something as well; in near-perfect synchrony their heads snapped upright, witchlight gleaming in their eyes. Lyra, Bon Bon thought, moved a little slower than the other two, but perhaps that was just wishful thinking on her part.
Well. Time for the final act, then. Bon Bon knelt, closed her eyes, and concentrated. She didn’t have much strength left, but she had strength enough for this. A faint green glow began to shine out from her forehead, filtering through her mane and flickering like a kindling flame.
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Well. It's been long enough, hasn't it? Again, very sorry for, uh, blatantly lying when it came to the time it would take to get the next chapter out (I may have possibly kinda sorta underestimated the complexity of the various story threads I'd need to weave together again), but now the long journey is winding to an end. This evening--or morning, rather, my time--I've got two chapters for you, one with a song, and tomorrow I'll be posting the final chapter. Sometime after that will come an epilogue, but when that'll be, I don't know. Could be a week from now, could be a month from now...qui sait.
...Oh, and one other minor note. Continuity-wise, I've decided to take advantage of the often-blurry timeline of the MLP episodes, and am setting the events of A Canterlot Wedding before the events of Hurricane Fluttershy. It should be evident fairly soon into chapter 10 why this is necessary.
Yay, more Mendax!
Bon-Bon is wonderful here, but I really have a soft spot for Aldrovanda, too. She's like a psychopatic cross between Pinkie Pie's and Rarity's worst qualities, and yet she's consistently entertaining.
I shall enjoy the finale greatly.
Worth the wait.
...but Aldrovanda is right. Patience is boring.
Roid Rage is...
Aldrovanda?
OhCelestiaIcan'tbreathe!
I've got to admit, I still think Big McLargeHooves every time I see that character.
Cue one-shot spin-off of Aldrovanda in "Hurricane Fluttershy."
I do hope there's at least a couple of long chapters after the Wedding Event is over. I want to see how Lyra and Bon Bon adjust to living together. ... if Bon Bon decides to stay with Lyra.
The five-legged mechanical spider was fucking awesome.
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As if Lyra would ever let her leave. :)
What do you mean by "adjust", though? IIRC, they've been living together for more than a year already.
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... adjust to Bon Bon's revealed secrets? Lyra has to help her realize that they can continue singing songs, creating inventions, making candy, and all that other stuff. Of course, even though Lyra doesn't seem to mind the fact Bon Bon is not a pony, I do wonder if she still has a few bits of doubt that she must overcome.
In any case, there is a lot of adjusting to do after Lyra is saved.
I feel kind of sorry for our poor kelpie/shellycoat. Reality is a harsh mistress. No wonder the Shee reject it.
I love this story, it makes me look stuff up. Up until this chapter I thought Unseelie (and Seelie.) was a term you made up for the story, I had no idea it was a classification of the Fae. This story is beyond fascinating.
totally worth the wait, man. And the double-whammy more than made up for it. I love the way you have crafted the worlds, I loved the 'balancing act' that Bon-Bon pulled, and really loved Aldrovanda's attitude. And now maybe we know where the flowers came from...?
BIG MCLARGEHUGE!
Aldrovanda is best kelpie!
I'm both looking forward to the ending and saddened to see it coming, if this story never ended I would never stop reading it.
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Hey there mendacity, it's been a while, where were we?
omg double chapter you are awesome it was worth the wait -hugs all- yea lyra won't care that she is a changling as long as she is still bon bon
Loving aldovandra personality quirks
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I can't figure out a way for Hurricane Fluttershy to be relevant to this story... so whatever you have planned, I probably don't see it coming. I like that.
1732286 I put my faith in him.
Bon Bon just nailed a Crowning Moment of Neutral Awesome. Space and time are truly what you make of them, when you're one of the lucky ones.
Looking forward to the thrilling conclusion.
Wow. That was magnificent. That 'balancing' is the most believable Deus Ex Machina I've seen in quite a while
New reader reporting in. What a fascinating story! You did fantastic job with integrating real myths and legends into the world of Equestria. Changelings are so alien to a setting populated by pastel ponies, that portraying them as fae really makes a lot of sense. 'Children of Discord' part was an inspired addition to existing lore.
I think you covered all major fae-related mythological themes, other than 'rule of three' and 'cannot tell a direct lie'. The latter is especially ironic, considering Bon Bon's constant self-reproach about lying to Lyra.
Cannot wait to see what will happen next. The time of final confrontation is drawing close and I'm curious to see what kind of changes will you introduce to episode canon. So far, everything seems to be more in line of behind-the-scenes story, rather than outright AU, but if there was one couple whose Power of Love I would have to entrust the fate of the world, it would be Lyra and Bon Bon and not one from Canterlot Wedding posters. Also, it would be interesting to see Luna's role in the upcoming events.
From what Aldrovanda said, Bon-Bon sounds like a shounen hero.
Enjoyed the updates :)
GODDAMMIT CLIFFHANGER.
In other news: acorns!
Very many thanks, all! I really appreciate all the kind words; the story writing is enjoyable enough in and of itself, but it's getting to hear your thoughts on the thing that really make it all worthwhile. Again, thank you!
Now...A bit of (minor! Very minor!) bad news. I did hope to finish the final chapter today, but while it's pretty close to being done, the time it would take me to clean it up, stick it in Google Docs (for EqD) and put it up here, fix formatting issues, and so on and so forth is just a bit more time than I have (Normally I'd goshdarn the torpedos and plow proudly ahead into the wee hours of the morning, but I've got class tomorrow, and...well, it's probably best if I'm conscious for it). I know patience is, as Aldrovanda observes, just a little boring, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for yours, for just one more day. Many apologies, and see y'all (so to speak) tomorrow!
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What can I say? The idea occurred to me, and I just couldn't help myself. Oh, and if you rewatch Hurricane Fluttershy, keep an eye on some of the other pegasi. You should notice that one of them (during the flying scenes within the vortex, I believe, although she may show up at other times as well) looks remarkably like Bon Bon, except of course with wings and a different cutie mark. I may or may not make something of that in the eventual epilogue.
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Actually, at this point Lyra still doesn't know precisely what Bon Bon is; she's aware that there's something bizarre going on (particularly considering Chrysalis' "traitor" comments), but it hasn't yet crossed her mind that her marefriend might actually be a different species. The most she suspects at this juncture is that Bon Bon is a normal pony who somehow got associated with the changelings.
Oh, and...yes, that up and down and up and down again nature of the story is something I hope to work on, in future tales. All of my previous stories have been much shorter than Mendacity, so pacing in longer tales is something that (until now) I've never really had a chance to practice.
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Ooh, thank you very much for catching that. I love the musical Oliver!, so the original lyrics for "Reviewing the Situation" are more or less seared into my cerebral cortex, and I suppose at that point I must have accidentally sung them rather than my rewritten version. I think you're right, though; the original lines ARE a bit more suited to the context. I'll edit that change in forthwith.
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Oh my wocks and hoop soons, that is glorious. What story does that simile hail from?
I just wanted to say that I enjoy all of the little references that you make in this story to old Celtic culture. Gives the story a unique texture.
Oh my, yes.
Ali there grows on me with every chapter.
Blast it. Okay, I think at this point it can be safely said that if I say anything with regard to an expected arrival date for a chapter, it is a dirty rotten lie and is to be treated as such*. Progress is being made, never you fear (current word count: 7031. Up a few thousand from yestere'en!), but I'm writing a bit too early in the morning now for me to trust that the quality is up to par, and I'd like to be rather more sure than I am at present that this final chapter is worth the...uh, electrons it's written with. Or something like that.
*I believe I may incorporate that into my FiMfiction profile. "Dromicosuchus: Likes tortillas and eggnog, ships Lyra and Bon Bon, amateur Cthulhu cultist, and is an accidental serial liar when it comes to the dates upon which new chapters will be posted. Means well, good with cats, don't mention the Bohr atom to him or he'll get ranty."
I really do feel like Celtic mythology needs to be portrayed more in popular culture. Seriously, I've had enough British vampires to last me a lifetime. Though part of me just likes being the only one who knows what my Latin and mythology teacher is talking about when she mentions Tír na nÓg and Oisin.
But seriously, I love Mendacity's everything. Apart from it being worth it to make a personal investment in Aldrovanda, I'm left wondering, what is Bon Bon's voice doing during all of this? You've stopped explicitly describing it, so I just assumed her increasing detachment from the Fae caused her voice to smooth out into something consistent. And appealing to listen to.
Keep on writing, yo. I can hardly wait~
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Hurricane Fluttershy epilogue would be pretty great. Especially if she's calling herself "Snowflake."
So coooool!
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I like to look at it this way: It's two chapters for the price of none. On the other side of the coin, however, if the author doesn't check back in periodically, we'd have know way of knowing if the story is abandoned, the author dead, or if the site is just refusing to upload the updates.
1746596 There's quite a bit of depth to various mythologies around the world that I'd love for the show to explore, such as Celtic lore (as you said) and Chinese mythology, with creatures such as the Chinese dragon and the qilin, which I personally think would be super-cool.
So Bon Bon blasted through the cave by pushing herself halfway into fey unreality and bypassing minor inconveniences like Euclidean space.
Badass.
Warning, long comment incoming.
First of all, I want you to know that it was this story which finally managed to completely submerge me into the world of pony. The sheer depth of detail, the inspiration behind this, draws me in further each time I read it. There are stories that I re-read after an update because I cannot remember what has happened, and then there are stories like this one: that I re-read for the sake of immersing myself into once more. For the longest time, I refrained from commenting on this story due to a lack of things to say; I believe that it is a waste of everyone's time to make an inane, unhelpful comment. So, I took the time one night to compile my thoughts on this story (in my sketchbook, no less).
I think your master stroke when writing this story is the creation of Aldrovanda. In him, you have a wonderful light-hearted character that works as a fascinating linchpin. Without him, the later part of the story could easily have dropped into a depression like found only in a chapter of Background Pony. He creates a light-hearted tone, whose support sways more than drunk people trying to get out of a bar. The reader often wonders whether or not Aldro's next choice will hurt or harm Mendax's cause, with the inherent lean towards believing that he will help her. The interactions between Bon-Bon and Aldrovanda remind one of the famous arguments between Siskel and Ebert, while at the same time driving the plot onward and upward from the introduction. Also like Siskel and Ebert, in spite of the disagreements and arguments between both Aldrovanda and Mendax there is a clear bond between them. Without Aldrovanda, one can easily imagine the story either not taking place at all, or swiftly spiraling into horror. At times I am reminded of an amalgamation between Two-Face and Loki.
While not typical in form, your world-building adds much to the story. Done little, and done well even less, you somehow manage to incorporate a relatively vast array of explicit and implied history and exposition without dragging the story through an info dump. I'm still in awe as to how you managed this; the only comparisons I have for this depth would be The Stranger And Her Friend and Paradise. Even then, the driving force behind those stories is world-building, unlike how I tend to view the story. What I love is how even though there is a great amount explicitly explained, there is even more that is implied. That leads to some very interesting streams of thought and introspection as to meaning from me while reading.
I admire how fluidly the story manages to fit in with canon. Nothing you have done contradicts the established canon, and in fact explains some of the canon's own inconsistencies.
Using Mendax as the vehicle for the story is quite interesting. Part of what I find contributes to my enjoyment of the story is how Bon-Bon weaves the separate elements of the story together. The world building I mentioned earlier is a good example of this. Everything that you have built upon -- the fae, Discord, real and unreal -- is essential to Mendax's quest. She has clear and defined character development throughout the story, even though at times she seems to me a bit 'droopy.' Her exploration of the difference between Unseelie and Pony is exquisite, often making me empathise with her more. This skillful balancing act of hers is fascinating to watch, and makes some of her later actions more believable. It also creates a kind of isolation for her--not quite being fae, yet not pony. I eagerly await how this line develops as you update. Not to mention, how her name ties into things. The connection between her name and how she interacts with Lyra, how she views the world, and how she views herself is genius; amazing choice in wording dear author.
I read in one of your comments that this is the first story you wrote having to plan out and account for pacing; if this is not the case, I apologize. The pacing feels a bit shaky, with not only intensity but also emotion taking wild swings back and forth. I think this works in the story's favour, however. The slower parts are prime character and world building opportunities, whereas the faster parts are crucial to the plot's development.
Unfortunately, I find myself at somewhat of a loss when it comes to Lyra. I feel somewhat let down by her character, as it was written immediately into the common fanon characterization. Given how their personalities aren't really established, I feel as if a great chance was lost in defaulting into Human!Obsessed!Lyra. Seeing as how a major part of the story for me is the relationship between Lyra and Bon-Bon, I would have loved a deeper characterization of Lyra than what we see; compared to Bon-Bon, Lyra almost feels one-dimensional. While I love how you turned her 'hand' obsession into a later plot point, couldn't something have been done instead? Say, perhaps and interest in engineering?
Regardless, I love this story I have enjoyed the story immensely, and I thank you for the ride so far.
Alrighty, the first draft of chapter XII is now done, and unless major problems surface, I should be able to review it and have it posted by tomorrow. Once again, I'd like to thank all of you; this is the first bit of writing I've ever put out to a largish audience (the closest I've ever gotten to anything remotely like this is a few story fragments posted on forums and some short stories circulated amongst meatspace friends), and I've been absolutely overwhelmed by the response. Each and every comment y'all have posted has brightened my day and made my daily rounds that much more chipper and sunshine-filled, and I'm immensely grateful to all of you for the love and attention you've given Mendacity, and for your patience with me and my often-rocky relationship with update "schedules." To address a few specific posts:
1746596 That's actually a failing on my part; Bon Bon's voice is still fluctuating throughout the story, but I didn't bring it up for a while because I was concerned about it becoming repetitive, and because the comic elements to it didn't really work too well for many of the later bits of the story. I could, of course, have had Aldrovanda mention it for purposes of snark, and I probably should have, but because I hadn't been mentioning it elsewhere I kinda forgot about it a bit, I'm afraid.
1751706 Point very well taken; in future, I'll try to check in from time to time even if I don't have anything to show, if only to let everyone know that I haven't been eaten by ravenous space hyenas and that an update will, eventually, be coming.
1762139 Expect to see more of the same in future stories from me!
1766278 First, thank you for the very thoughtful comment! I'm extremely glad to hear that the worldbuilding worked, overall; crafting a cohesive, interesting world is, to me, roughly on par with the telling of the story itself in terms of importance, and to hear that it was compelling while not obtrusive is extremely gratifying to me. I'm glad, too, to hear that the bumpy pacing didn't detract too much from the tale; I'm still not really happy with it, myself, but it's good to know that it didn't wreck the story. With regard to Lyra's character...well, you have a definite point. When I was first starting out with this story, actually, I was concerned that I'd fall into the opposite pitfall, and that Lyra (who's easily one of the most vibrant fan characters, and has a tendency to steal the scene in fanworks) would end up overshadowing the other characters. I suppose I may have overcompensated for that, which is quite a shame--and it certainly didn't help matters that for most of the story she's off scene. Hopefully, I can manage that sort of thing a bit better in future. Again, thank you very much for your detailed comment, and thanks too for your very kind words!
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Now, a few points to cover before I post the final chapter and gallop off into the sunset. It goes without saying that I'd love to hear y'all's views on both the final chapter and the story as a whole (as well as any suggestions for what might have improved it), but there are two other points that, if'n you're inclined, I'd be happy to hear your perspective on.
First, a query about the tags I gave this story; do you think "Romance/Adventure" (or "Shipping/Adventure," on EqD) is appropriate? Should there have been a Dark, Grimdark (for EqD), Sad, or Comedy tag in there? I ask because one of the two stories I'm mulling over for my next fanfic will be quite similar to Mendacity both in overall tone and in certain aspects of the plot, and whatever y'all feel is appropriate for Mendacity is probably appropriate for it, as well.
Second, with regard to the two stories I mentioned...well, as it so happens I'm about equally inclined to write one or t'other, with no special preference either way. So, I figure that since y'all have been such a wonderful audience, I should let you decide what the next tale I tell will be. Without further ado, here's a very rough, spoiler-free description of what I'm planning:
Story A: This story will be a Romance/Adventure, rather similar to Mendacity (although male/female this time, rather than female/female). Although taking place in the same version of Equestria that houses Mendacity, it won't be closely connected to Bon Bon and Lyra's tale, taking place some time before the changeling invasion of Canterlot. The main character is a villain protagonist bent on global domination, and the story will draw heavily from the Cthulhu Mythos. Not as grim as it sounds.
Story B: This story, planned to be Slice of Life, will be something of an experiment for me. The story will be told from the point of view of multiple different characters, and will be somewhat episodic in nature, although each individual section of the story (which may or may not span multiple chapters) will tie into the others, and there will be an overarching plot binding the whole thing together. Takes place after Mendacity, and will be more closely tied to Lyra and Bon Bon's story than Story A will be--but knowledge of the events of Mendacity won't be a prerequisite to understanding what's going on.
So. Thoughts on that? Which story would y'all prefer to read first?
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All this is yes. I can't wait. Like, literally cannot wait. I'm dying over here.
Anyway, definitely go with the Romance tag. Shipping is the simple act of pairing two characters together in a relationship. Romance becomes appropriate when an aspect of the story involves the characters want to be together, whether they know it or not, yet find themselves unable because of some force, external or internal. Alternatively, Romance in an adventure applies when the relationship building is a huge part of the story, as in, that's what it all leads up to. Like that one movie, Romancing the Stone. Guh.
Essentially, Mendacity would just have a shipping tag if Lyra was not Bon Bon's ultimate goal, and Bon Bon didn't spend so much effort trying to rescue Lyra.
Also, I would like to see story B.
AAAAAAWWWWWW YYYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Classic fairfolk FTW!
She was just walking with her head in reality and her hooves in Faerie. It's not that complicated.
Question: Aldrovanda spoke earlier of "catch-and-release." But it's impossible to detach any dry object that gets stuck to a kelpie's skin unless said object will rot off, the existence of shellycoats implies, and even if there were a way Aldrovanda certainly doesn't know it. How does she conceal the fact that ponies who go to Froggy Bottom Bog tend to come back missing a hoof at least?
2597980 Aldrovanda said in an early chapter things only stick to a kelpie's skin if they are dry. Wet stuff doesn't stick. So, if the pony is wet, it wouldn't stick. It does seem a bit of a problem for the kelpies that they can't remove things stuck to themselves and have to wait for them to rot off, or live with them forever if they don't rot. Makes the shellcoats rather obviously old kelpies covered in debris that just won't rot.
1766278 FYI, Aldrovanda's a "she", not a "he".
4867976 (S)he used to be :)
All this time, and no one has caught this typo yet?