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Radiant Dawn had nothing to lose when she signed up with the Startrotter Association. So when Equus finds an ancient probe bearing a message of friendship, she was more than ready to volunteer herself for a one way trip in the spirit of Harmony.

She had trusted her life to an unproven spell to keep her asleep for the journey to a world thousands of light years away, knowing that she might never wake up again.

Years later, having somehow survived the perils of deep space travel, Radiant Dawn has awoken to find the counter spell failing...

Cover art by the highly talented Lunette
Originally written
as an entry for the Transformations group's Pony-to-Human Contest by Two Bit

Proofreading kindly done by Timeluga

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Twilight Sparkle finally achieved her destiny. She was now a Princess of Equestria, and needless to say her friends were surprised. When a second, unicorn Twilight Sparkle appeared alongside the new alicorn, even Princess Celestia was shocked. Now the Elements of Harmony must help the pony make friends and learn magic, as well as get used to her surprising un-Twilightness.

Meanwhile, a 17 year old high schooler with nothing to do during summer hits his head and wakes up in Equestria. He must now learn how to live his new life as Twilight Sparkle's "twin sister" and survive in a town where a catastrophe happens every Tuesday or so.

July 18, 2016: I got Featured! This is awesome!
August 1, 2017: Another Feature!

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There are days that you just can't really explain. Such as when you jump off a diving board and accidentally go through a portal to another universe, oh did I mention I fell on my face? Well at least it was a cloud, but falling on your face only gets so fun. That's also how I met Spitfire, and Soarin, and Fleetfoot and just about every Wonderbolt in Cloudsdale. Did I mention that I fell face-first right in the middle of a really big Wonderbolts meeting? This is my tale of what life was like after I face-planted in a land of magical talking ponies yet didn't get admitted to an insane asylum.

(Woo! Awesome! Featured on 8/22/2014. Love you guys.)
(I changed it to teen but whenever sex scene would pop up I'll post it in a side story and link at the end of specific chapter, the ones that end with that kind of scene will end with a "*")
(May contain adult or sexual language at parts)

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After watching The Steven Universe Movie on a loop for almost a full day a Human falls asleep and is shocked to wake up as Spinel and oh boy is she not prepared to deal with the Magic of Friendship

Featured 9-12-19 (apparently)
I have never made one of these stories before so I hope it's at least passible.

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"I don't know how it happened, but apparently I am in my favorite character's body!" :flutterrage:
"I wouldn't mind being in my own pony turned body,"
"BUT REALLY!?" :flutterrage:
"WHY DID I HAVE TO BE IN FLUTTERSHY'S BODY!?"
"no offense flutters..."
:fluttershysad:It's okay...

Note: Rated T for gender swap.

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Hi, my name is John White, and I am stuck in Equestria, in the form your favorite princess, Luna.

Nothing special about me really, I'm pretty much just a regular guy who happens to be a brony. I got a few friends here and there, pretty good ones at that, satisfied lifestyle, and quite the creativity.

Apparently that didn't stop the universe from being a butthole and decide to throw me into another universe entirely, in the most subtle way possible (in my point of view). And it just had to be the world every brony fantasizes to be in, the world of My Little Pony.

Now when I said "subtle", I mean that I was just sleeping peacefully in my bed one night, drifting in my own thoughts, and when I woke up, BOOM I'm everybody's favorite alicorn, Luna.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my messed up story.

Author's Note:
This story is pretty much something I'm doing for my own pleasure. Don't like it? Fine. I'll stop if you want. I just don't want the comments to get too salty so to say with this thing. If this story does well, if just a little bit, maybe I'll do a little more. Also, if I do continue this, I'll probably edit the tags along the way.

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Yeah... all those times I said 'I hate my life'... I wasn't serious.

I mean, yeah, my life wasn't great, but it was still mine. Now, I don't have my life anymore; in fact, neither of us have our lives anymore.

What are we going to do now?

Part of the Pony Earthverse

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This story is a sequel to The 7th Element. Season 1: The Magi-Tech Pony


After a disastrous night at the Grand Galloping Gala, Gadget and Midnight just want to sit back and relax for a while. But royal duty call's and the two are soon swept up into a political game of cat and mouse. And to make thing's worse the king of chaos himself is soon unleashed upon Equestria. To complicate matter's, even more, a new and mysterious threat is making its presence known. Ponies are disappearing only to be found later with odd memories and behaviors. Can Gadget and his friend's find a way to stop this new threat before it can take over Equestria from within?


Holy CRAP!!! I GOT FEATURED!!!! I never thought that would happen. 07/08/2016

Wow, several years later and it got featured again! 04/04/2019

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Gadget is a human from earth that has been dumped into Equestria due to a cosmic entity. Now he has to live out the rest of his life in the body of a Changeling. With no knowledge of what he is or how to get home he will have to embark on a long and difficult journey to find his place in this strange new world.

Rated Teen For Gore, Violence, Some Strong Language and Slight Sexual References.

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Falling into a volcano trying to impress people isn't very fun, and while it was quite hot for a very long time, eventually I actually started to feel a tad chilly, after a while though I blacked out, and woke up in a burning field, as a horse no less.

Featured 06/09/2016 (what did I do? How? I'm not this popular, if I knew this would happen I would have gone through and re-edited my grammar before I posted. Now I feel like a jerk.)

Featured 06/11/2016
Featured 3/26/2018
The editor is The Wind King
Proofreader is Nonameknight

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