'Morning Kevin.'Day 1
09/27/2016
Fluttershy's cottage
I arched my back and stretched my wings trying to wake up. 'Wait, wings?' I thought. I tried to remember what
had happened yesterday. 'Oh yeah, I'm in Equestria...' I rubbed my eyes with my hooves, and felt some kind of soft
fabric over my eyes. 'That's strange, why is this here?' I wondered. I opened my eyes, but all I could see is black.
'Morning Kevin.'
'Morning Fluttershy.'
'What's going on? I can't see a thing!'
'I was wondering the same thing.'
I pushed the fabric off my eyes.
"Hi there!" said a familiar voice.
'Aah!'
'Ah!'
I looked left and right but I saw nobody but Angel in his bunny bed.
"Huh?"
"Up here!"
I looked up to see a pink pony hanging from the ceiling with plungers on her hooves.
'Ah!!'
"Aaaahhh!!"
"Aaaaahhhh!"
I fell off the bed with a THUD.
"Wakey wakey sleepyhead!"
'That pony is so random!'
"Pinkie Pie what are you doing here?! You scared the feathers right off of me!"
"I can't tell you that! That would spoil the secret!"
'What the hay is she talking about?'
"Now put your blindfold back on! I have a surprise for you!" she said covering my eyes with the fabric
and pushing me downstairs and out the door. I could tell because of the way the ground felt.
'What could she have planned for me? Think Kevin think!' My mind still needed time to
fully wake up, so I couldn't think straight.
"Pinkie, where are we going?!" I shouted "I don't trust anypony to push me around blindly!"
'Did I REALLY just say that? These equestrian terms are getting to me!'
"You'll see!" She said pushing me to who knows where.
Location:
??????????????????
Pinkie finally stopped pushing me. The air felt a little colder and the ground felt smooth, so I must be inside.
I felt my blindfold come off, and the light invaded my pupils. I had a few seconds to adjust to the light.
'Where am I? Why did Pinkie drag me all the way here? Wait... Please don't tell me this is what I think this-'
"Surprise!" exclaimed at least 30 ponies, maybe more...
'Aah!'
'Aaannd... it is...'
Pinkie ran off and came back with a bunch of instruments 3 seconds later.
And then she began to sing.....
"Are you seri-"
"Happy, Happy birthday! Your day is filled with cheer!"
"Happy, Happy birthday! I'm really glad you're here!"
With a smile Pinkie got in my face, so I backed my head away. 'Okay...'
"Happy, Happy birthday! We smile when you arrive!"
"On your special day I'll make you, THE HAPPIEST PONY ALIVE!!!"
Pinkie then jumps high into the air while several confetti cannons fired, shooting out confetti and streamers.
As her song finished, I couldn't help myself from laughing.
"P-P-Pinkie Pie!! What is all this!?" I asked in laughter.
"Well duh!" said Pinkie with a frown, which returned to a smile. "It's your Happy Birthday Party!
Well actually it was originally a Welcome to Ponyville Party, but when you said today was your birthday
I had to change the banner to Welcome to Ponyville/Birthday Party"
"Um thanks, but I'm not really into birthdays anymore."
"WHAT!?" shouted Pinkie who was apparently sensitive about my statement. "How, how? HOW do you not like birthday parties?!"
"I don't know," I said "I just don't see the point of birthdays anymore."
"You mean I planned this entire party for nothing!?"
"No, I didn't say that. I will gladly enjoy this party!" Pinkies eyes lit up with excitement. "But this party needs one more thing..."
"More punch bowls?" asked Pinkie.
"No, it needs... LESS BALLOONS!" I then grabbed every single balloon and brought all of them up to Pinkie's room.
"Uh, what are you doing?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Yeah, what are you doing with all those balloons?" continued Twilight.
"Well you see, I don't like it when balloons pop." I said
'I don't like that either'
"Seriously!? What's a party without balloons?" yelled Pinkie.
"A party I can enjoy?" I said. It looked like She was going to explode, but then.
"Okidokeloki! If you're happy, then I have accomplished my mission!"
'I seriously thought she was going to explode!'
'As did I...'
"Come on everypony!" said Pinkie. "LET'S PARTY!