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Life is about is pain. You are in charge of finding happiness.

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This story is a sequel to Pooltoy Predicament


An earth pony called Turnip Seed, a friend of Flash Point, wants to spend the winter as a pool toy at the water park. In order to avoid the perils of Flash's previous adventure, they both sign a contract with the water park. In return for entertaining the visitors, the park employees will keep them safe from harm. Flash Point and Turnip Seed then find out the hard way what life as an inflatable pony is like, as their so-called winter holiday turns out to be something more than they had expected.

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A unicorn called Flash Point has been invited by his friends to join them for a trip to the beach. Being a poor swimmer, he brews a magic potion that he hopes will improve his swimming skills. Testing the finished potion at a local water park goes awry when the potion transforms him into a pool toy. Flash Point then finds out the hard way what life as an inflatable unicorn is like, as he tries to come up with a way to turn himself back into a normal pony.

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Shining Armor has lived a long and happy life alongside his wife Cadance. Though they never managed to have another child, they've held the Crystal Empire strong against many enemies, helping to spread friendship all across the world.

But merely being married to an Alicorn Princess has not protected him from the ravages of time. Where many others would have to say farewell to their immortal children and relatives, something else is waiting for Shining Armor.

His younger sister, ruler of Equestria, is unwilling to say goodbye, and has perfected a spell that will allow him to stay with his family. He has little time to decide: accept the spell, or say goodbye to his family forever. It isn't really much of a choice.


Cover by Zutcha, editing by da star bois Two Bit and Sparktail.

A warning for potentially sensitive readers: this is a story about cute role-reversals. Though it includes Gleaming Shield and physical transformation, it has neither the scope nor the wordcount to deal with the more sensitive topics of personal identity and dysphoria. Things I could not treat with the respect they deserved were left out of the story completely.

If you're looking for a more substantial take on transition and transgender subjects, I suggest one of my other stories, Homebrew.

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Once a year, towns and cities across Equestria hold their breath as news comes down from Canterlot about a momentous chance for certain ponies.

Who will be the next Frozen Foals? Fillies and colts that have had their ages permanently stopped at a certain age. A tradition almost as old as Equestria itself.

This is Twilight Sparkle's first year doing so as Ruler of Equestria, and despite a vocal minority's cries and demands to end it, she intends to make it one to remember.


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This story is a sequel to The Witch of Canterlot


Sunset Shimmer needs a vacation. She doesn't feel she can really match the accomplishments of the ponies around her, and even though she knows leaving Canterlot is just running away from her problems for a while, maybe it's what she needs to get her head back in the game.

Griffonstone needs someone to save it. The griffons won't ever admit that, but it isn't half the city it used to be. The birds still in town do everything they can to leave, and the whole place is ravaged by terrible gale-force winds.

The earth roars! The heaven howls! The crowds cry out for a hero! Can Sunset really end a curse that's lingered for generations?

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Mark always knew he was... well, you know. But what was he supposed to do about it? Nothing, really. It didn't matter anyway. Nothing was ever going to change. Or so he thought, until a portal to Equestria appeared in his house. But with that portal, he'll be forced to acknowledge and confront what he is head on.

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Cover art by CrimsonWolf360. You can find their work here.

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This story takes place after the events of the episode "Keep calm and flutter on."

After Discord's reformation, he decides to have a bet with Princess Celestia. Wanting to see her chaotic side, a bet was made between the two. For one whole week, Celestia will agree to become a draconequus, to see if she can control the powers of chaos itself. Celestia agrees on the condition that should she win, she gets to transform Discord into whatever she wants for a week in turn. However, Celestia has many secret desires and it doesn't take long for her to start abusing her new chaotic magic...

Editor: The Fan without a Face

Cover artist: hikariviny

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An Ace Hardware employee has been promoted to manager.

Manager of an Ace Hardware store run by ponies.

Featured 9/18 - 9/20/2021!! 'Preciate y'all.

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Applejack is in her teens and is starting to go through her edgy phase as her emotions are being thrown about in disarray. She refuses to stop working at the farm, but her granny doesn't like the weird new apples popping up everywhere since she started her new 'Really deep, super underground growth regimen' that Granny Smith wouldn't understand since the seeds Applejack is harvesting are, like, totally underground.


Was another request on the fimfic discord server by Nate5700 and Perfectly Insane.

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Shining Armor had the best life ever. His Dad was literally the most awesome stallion in all Equestria (even though he was a cheat and played dirty). His Mom played even more dirty, and always seemed to win, but was the best mom in all of the whole of Equus.

It was perfect, just the three of them, until a filly intruded on their lives. Cadance von Cooties was her name, well, "von Cooties" was a title popularly applied to her. There is a reason she has this infamous title: she was a cootie sorceress. She could bend ponies' minds merely with the power of her cooties, and she was moving into Shining's house!

This was meant to be a one-shot, but the idea has stretched into 3 chapters. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.

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