Anon’s found himself in hot water, and a courtroom. Why is he in a courtroom? Oh, no major reason I can assure you!

Just the transportation of 152,870 pounds of crack cocaine.

At the end of the known world lies an anomaly, a break in the untamed reaches. Through a gap in the trees rests the very end of civilization known to all races that reside on the continent. A quaint little haven for anyone who manages to make it all the way out here.

The Bar refuses no-one and nothing, be they Pony, Griffon, Changeling, Draconeques, or anything that can think. All The Bar asks is that It's patrons follow It's rules.

No fighting, Leave your fear at the door, Your titles mean nothing here, Those with dietary necessities speak to the Owner.

If there is a character you REALLY want to see come to The Bar, leave a comment with the characters name and I'll see what i can do.

This story is a sequel to Changing Expectations

When ages are segmented and divided in the annals of history, it is done so with great events as breakpoints. The Second Age of Heroes was unanimously declared to have started with the return of Princess Luna and the changeling Invasion of Canterlot.

For thousands of years, the changelings survived beneath The Great Tapestry, that which connects all living and nonliving things. Hundreds of generations worked endlessly to keep their existence a secret. With one command from Queen Chrysalis, the Masquerade was broken.

In a single night, the changelings waged war against Equestria and took the Kingdom by storm. Months later, the war between changelings and ponies has ended. A new tapestry, a new story, must be woven between the two species. Equestria and the Fifth Hive have gone through a dark chapter and have emerged stronger for it.

One war ends and another begins.

As The Sword of Damocles hangs above the heads of the formerly-human King Phasma and his Equestrian counterparts, the forces of light must work on an ever-shortening window before war once again brings Hell to Equus. Dark powers grow in the places that the light does not reach, and they bring one irrefutable truth.

Epitaph is coming.

Cover art by Nixworld.

Special thanks to my pre-readers!

This story is a sequel to Sunset Plays Cuphead

In tonight's episode, the girls have decided that they've had enough of video games and want to play cards. But what game to pick, they all asked. Cards Against Humanity? Nah, it's been done already. Monopoly? Hmm, maybe- Hey! Is that UNO?

This was inspired by Mythril Moth's legendary Cards Against Equestria Girls which is still one of my all time favourite FiMFics and I highly recommend you read that if you haven't already.

Featured on Featured: 2/1/23! :O

This story is a sequel to A Noble Death

For the former Spartan Noble Six, life after death no longer holds any mysteries. Finding herself in the aftermath of a war against the changelings that she had brutally finished, Six has to contend with one of the greatest challenges a soldier can face: walking away from war.

Only a month after the Changeling-Pony War ended, another changeling monarch appears in Canterlot. King Phasmatodea of the Fifth Hive, a complete unknown to pony and changeling alike. Battleworn and rich with mysteries, knowledge, and artifacts, King Phasma catches the eye of both the Princesses of Equestria and Six. To the Princesses, he is the ticket to preventing a future war with the changelings. To Six, this King Phasma seems to be more important than any native she has met, for he claims to be something that Six swore she would never see again: another human.

Cover art by Frazy#1225
Written in collaboration with K.K. Slider
Warning this story contains spoilers for the two stories A Noble Death and Changing Expectations
Edited by AlwaysTired and UnamusedWaffle

Somewhere in the multiverse, there is a bar. No, not that one. This one is legally distinct.

It is called Fimfiction.net, and in it, an artificial intelligence has devised the greatest Poker game the Multiverse has ever seen, featuring the likes of Littlepip (Fallout: Equestria), Griffin North (Griffin the Griffin), Chrysalis and Fluffle Puff (Ask Fluffle Puff), Erin Olsen (Project Sunflower), and CelestAI dealing (Friendship is Optimal).

I wrote this in two days in between a more serious story based on an idea i had nearly a year ago and some horrid art. God, it's terrible. Don't expect timelines to be adhered to, and if you have any complaints about the Poker being played, please comment it so I can laugh at you. If you haven't read all of the original stories (Adding up to 1247670 words, 2 entire ask blogs, and an entire youtube channel, so happy researching), don't expect to get all the jokes. But you can still do what I do; pretend you get them.

This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Schadenfreude

Sunset Shimmer doesn't ask for much. She has great friends, a good life, good grades, and has even made peace with her mentor, Princess Celestia. Everything else, she works. for, and she's happy to do it. Including the forgiveness of her fellow students.

Deciding that the best way to make up for her mistakes with the student body, especially those of the last Fall Formal, is to take this year's Formal into her own hands, she applies for the position as Chairman of the Planning Committee. Unfortunately, it seems that some of the teachers haven't forgiven her, either. So they decide that, if she truly wishes to make up for her mistakes, she must do so by working with a member of the student council, it's Sergeant at Arms, as co-Chairman.

Which is me. Pleasure to meet you. I'm Schadenfreude.

And this is how the world ends.

I do not own MLP, Warhammer 40k, Break Blade, Knights and Magic, or Battletech
Hasbro, Games Workshop, Eight Bit studios, IG Productions, Catalyst Labs owns the series within the story!

Technology. It is the thing of convenience and power built by humans. With it they can change the shape and fate of worlds. With technology, anyone can achieve greatness. 

So when mankind's technology from different realities were dropped onto the world of Equestria, who knows what could happen? A queen who grew up surrounded by metal and knowledge will have to unite her fractured species to stand against the Griffons and the Ponies, but perhaps also a far more serious threat in the future. 

As they say, Fate is what you make of it. 

That and it would be so much easier if the other Changeling Queens just... agreed on something other than 'look a pony! FOOD!' mindset. 

A small inconsistency leads two ordinary Foundation employees on a breadcrumb trail that would shake the world they knew to the core.

And that's saying something, concidering their line of work.

Set after first EQG movie, obvious SCP crossover.

Featured on 16/06/2022, 07/07/2022, 23/10/2022, 30/10/2022, 9/11/2022, 23/11/22

"Sub-Level Five doesn't exist." That's the official statement of the Stairway company.

Washing out from the Night Guard program is usually a death sentence to any similar career. When Astral Sentinel was asked if he was interested in a security job, the Thestral obviously jumped at the chance.

There was just one oddity about the job. Well, there were quite a few, but mainly just one.
He just never, ever could acknowledge the existence of Sub-Level Five.

When a complete lock-down traps the Thestral inside the odd facility, he has to break that one rule. As the security systems begin to eradicate all life inside the building, Astral has to venture down to the elevators that officially don't exist, to a floor nopony alive will speak of.

He soon finds out that some things are best left buried beneath rock and stone.

*Warning. Hitchhikers may be escaped convicts.

"This story is simultaneously horrifying and adorable." -Witchery

Takes place far after Season 9. Although, it could take place at any time...(or in the Radverse, as some people call it.) This thing took on a mind of its own.

Seriously.

Read on if you want to join Astral for the ride.
I hope you brought your crowbar.

In later chapters, loose spoilers for Timeless, Sunspots, and Cure for a Toxin
Warnings for creepy atmosphere, gore, violence, and brief mentions of sexual content/assault (nothing explicit, only implied.)

Despite this being a horror story with unpleasant elements, it's not grimdark or a depressing tale. Lots more ups and downs, but overall it's a positive read of good vs evil, love and fluff; those are the types stories I write, after all. I just want to let everyone know what they're getting into, and don't want any readers blindsided due to some of the content.
(Not a romance involving a 'herd')