Sometimes life just smacks you upside the head. That happened today when life gave me a box that made me trip and fall on my porch.

Turns out life didn't just hit me, it bitch-slapped me many times by giving me a DJ from a kid's cartoon.

A DJ that loves loud stuff, alcohol, and things that go BOOM. Why life? Why would you do this?
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An idea that I thought of while thinking about MLD. Don't worry, it isn't a parody or a pointless rehash of it. This is an original PoE (Pony on Earth) story involving Vinyl Scratch, a human, and a lot of police.
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Reviews (I'll always be adding more!):

Regidar: I like it! Sweet! I kinda want to watch them get arrested for throwing a rave.

Dunsparce: Yes, I am quite enjoying this.

Sliverfish: Noice.

gwarrior2013: I think you forgot the "human" tag

Violet Emblem X: Omg this is so totally hilarious! Like AND Favourite

Serefin: Well, Vinyl has made a mess of things quite quickly. Hasn't she?

Cryopocalypse: I love Rule #3. :)

Theatercritic (Who's opinion is not highly valued by anyone): This is great!

As a new patient joins NEMI (North Equestria Mental Institution) a young colt, Silas, begins to write journal entries of his life before his other personality, Sombra. The Doctors tell him this will help him be cured but he wonders whether it's just too late for him to be saved.

Diddy Discord, however, can't thank his new friend enough for being himself, as he struggles through the trials and tribulations of being 'mentally unstable' and moving away from all those who cared for him before entering the asylum.

Other stories in the history archives:
The Diary of Diddy Discord
The Legend of Alicorn
A Slice of ol' Waddle's Life

A big thanks to Enderstorm for doing the front cover. Silas certainly is a cute one in my eyes.

'My Daddy told me to write this story you know?...My Daddy's great.'

Many years after Discord was defeated we look back into what his life was like growing up through his own eyes, how he came to be such a monster, and how he saw the world right from the begining.

Other stories in the history archives:
The Legend of Alicorn
A Slice of ol' Waddle's Life
The Journals of Silas Sombra

A big thanks to Enderstorm for doing the new amazing artwork for Diddy. Cute isn't he?

Just to say that Diddy means small. It seemed to be a word some people didn't understand but that's what it means.
A big Thankyou to Tricondon who thus far has pre-read every one of the diary entries

Discord is attacked by a mysterious pony with frightening power. He is left in the woods young and frightened. Fluttershy finds the infant Draconequus and takes him in. Fluttershy cares for Discord, and Discord comes to love the pegasus. When Twilight finds a new threat and alerts the Elements, Fluttershy realizes that it is the same mysterious pony who deaged Discord. Can they get Discord back to normal? And until they do, how bad can raising the Lord of Chaos possibly be?

Vinyl. One of Equestria's greatest DJ's is failing. Her last hope is to take a job as teaching in Manehattan, the city where dreams come true. Not so much. Dreams may come true for some ponies, but only at the cost of others. But Vinyl is left with the question of which side she is on. Taking this job as a teacher, that's just the square one to finding her answer.

Edited By Decaffeinated Nightmare

Cover art by StormBadger, used with permission and pretty damn good in my opinion.

THIS IS MY FIRST STORY - so please give all types of feedback: Positive, negative, constructive all of it.
Rated teen for some suggestive stuff but no actual graphical content. That is decided and will not change.

My name is Nimble Hooves. I am the son of one Miss Ditzy and Time Turner.
Aw, but my right side is my good side!
My Cutie Mark is a broken lock, as your camera is currently noting. Now, if it was a fixed lock, I could have been a locksmith, or a security officer. It's broken, like the rest of my life. No, I couldn't be a normal colt, not I. My special talent is theft. That is supposed to be bad, I think. But it's what I do and what I love.
A detective will be in soon? Make sure he has plenty of time. Boy, do I have a story to tell.

In the warmth of her cloud home, Rainbow Dash is about to turn in for the night when she hears Scootaloo crying outside in the middle of a vicious blizzard. Plucking the freezing filly from the snow, Rainbow hopes to provide some much-needed comfort for the otherwise tough young pegasus, but she uncovers a disturbing reality that she knows she cannot handle alone.

Knowing only one pony that could really help her out, Rainbow enlists Twilight’s help, determined to set things straight for Scootaloo. But what Rainbow doesn’t know is that in her efforts to provide a better life for the filly, her friendship with Twilight will develop into something more.

Edited by Alcatraz, Rated Ponystar, Rocinante, Ponysopher, Marshal Twilight, Knight of Cerebus, ShimmeringStallion, and Jake The Army Guy

Proofread by Neko Majin C

Octavia, going on a rather extended tour with her orchestra, has charged Vinyl Scratch with the care of a human that she's been caring for: Anonymous. At his size, the ponies and their world is amazonian to him. Not only is the human smaller than Vinyl, but she must care for him until Octavia returns. Normally, something that wouldn't be a problem for a unicorn, but an accident from years past adds a strange twist to her endeavors.

I don't know, I suck at descriptions.

This story is a sequel to If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet...

A year before Vinyl Scratch and Octavia moved in together, they went on a "couple's vacation". There was arguing, bickering, loving, and caring. What else would you come to expect from two deeply in love women? Even before they knew they were truly in love... This time together on their vacation perhaps would define their relationship and the tribulations it held.

Prequel to If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet...

Humanized ponies; for your own future information.

A story told primarily in first person and third person alternating with cues.

You'll never understand a pony until you walk a mile in their horseshoes. Or more appropriately, until a magical goddess forces you to switch bodies with the other in an effort to force the lesson upon you. That's right, its a body swap fiction! Starring everyone's favorite musical ponies, Vinyl and Octavia! (Partially narrated by Princess Luna)