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An Australian Amateur Author, Alliteration Aficionado

Things that have been said about MrNumbers

"I'm the most wonderful and sensationally brilliant man alive, and people are going to want to know about how I think you're pretty okay." -King of Beggars

"You're lovably neurotic, like Woody Allen before the bad times " - PostScript

"Fuck. Oh god, fuck you, Numbers, and the metaphilosiphical horse you dare trod upon, this dark descent into the green waters of fairy's delight is too much for this mind to stand." - WolfVenom

"Oh gods. I had to stop and cry, a couple times, i swear any insults and abuse hurled are simply from me struggling to process how words on a screen can cause such powerful reactions in me." - FicFerret

"People talk about how stories or stuff hits close to home. Your story invaded my home, and I came back to find its pictures where all of mine should be, and the jerk sleeping in my bed in my PJs."

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  • E An Apple a Day Keeps Autocracy Away

    Princess Big Macintosh saves Equestria. This comes as a surprise to Princess Celestia, who wasn't aware Equestria needed saving, actually.  · MrNumbers
    6,896 words · 1,595 views  ·  270  ·  19
  • T The Serpent and the Apple

    This is a story about the kind of conversations you had when you first realized just how messed up you were, with someone who understood.  · MrNumbers
    7,404 words · 1,109 views  ·  212  ·  6
  • E Passion and Reason

    Pinkie Pie shows up at Twilight's door in tears, with roses and a box of chocolates. So what's Twilight going to do about that?  · MrNumbers
    10,961 words · 4,237 views  ·  677  ·  20
  • E Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

    Luna pays her respects to Equestria's fallen heroes. Why is it against her sister's wishes?  · MrNumbers
    5,621 words · 3,904 views  ·  672  ·  20
  • E On the Historical Significance of Battle Lederhosen

    Applebloom brings her incredibly... enthusiastic (sure, let's go with that) uncle Apple Strudel to class. He is very educational.  · MrNumbers
    3,199 words · 1,460 views  ·  158  ·  6
  • T The Mare Who Once Lived on the Moon

    In a steampunk reimagining of the universe, Twilight Sparkle finds perhaps the one pony as lonely as she is. It's rather unfortunate that they're on the moon.  · MrNumbers
    150,923 words · 11,890 views  ·  1,897  ·  35
  • T Rarity Loses Her Innocence In a Poker Game

    A game of drunken poker between friends, a good hand, a desperate wager. The perfect storm.  · MrNumbers
    7,570 words · 13,913 views  ·  1,644  ·  31
  • E When The Lights Go Out

    A Dark Fic. Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Applejack explore the pitch black room, looking for any sign of where they are, or where they might go, trying to avoid the dangers unseen to them...  · MrNumbers
    1,531 words · 2,327 views  ·  256  ·  10
  • E The Bounty

    Luna places a prank bounty on her sister's head. Who will be the pony to claim it?  · MrNumbers
    5,804 words · 4,277 views  ·  479  ·  11
  • T The Demesne of the Reluctant Twilight Sparkle

    When Luna gifts Twilight the town of Ponyville and its surrounding countryside as her demesne she's initially confused. Then, after double checking her dictionary, more than a little concerned.  · MrNumbers
    89,706 words · 22,234 views  ·  2,454  ·  70
Mar
23rd
2017

Shoutout to my Patrons, whose contributions ensure I remember to actually post the stuff I write.

So I'm a university student again, a more legitimate one this time around. Doing a writing minor, since apparently screenwriting credits don't transfer... anyway.

Anyway, I was told to build a character in five hundred words. Show who they are, give them a conflict, all that. So I did, after the break. The only character I've ever written that I have genuinely considered commissioning art of, the Father Martin.

Oh! And I'm getting an RCL interview. It's pretty cool, that'll be up in a week or so. Watch this space, etc.

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  • The Demesne of the Reluctant Twilight Sparkle When Luna gifts Twilight the town of Ponyville and its surrounding countryside as her demesne she's initially confused. Then, after double checking her dictionary, more than a little concerned. by MrNumbers 89,706 words · 22,234 views · 2,454 likes · 70 dislikes
  • An Apple a Day Keeps Autocracy Away Princess Big Macintosh saves Equestria. This comes as a surprise to Princess Celestia, who wasn't aware Equestria needed saving, actually. by MrNumbers 6,896 words · 1,595 views · 270 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Passion and Reason Pinkie Pie shows up at Twilight's door in tears, with roses and a box of chocolates. So what's Twilight going to do about that? by MrNumbers 10,961 words · 4,237 views · 677 likes · 20 dislikes
  • On the Historical Significance of Battle Lederhosen Applebloom brings her incredibly... enthusiastic (sure, let's go with that) uncle Apple Strudel to class. He is very educational. by MrNumbers 3,199 words · 1,460 views · 158 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Rarity Loses Her Innocence In a Poker Game A game of drunken poker between friends, a good hand, a desperate wager. The perfect storm. by MrNumbers 7,570 words · 13,913 views · 1,644 likes · 31 dislikes

So I can laugh

  • The Mare Who Once Lived on the Moon In a steampunk reimagining of the universe, Twilight Sparkle finds perhaps the one pony as lonely as she is. It's rather unfortunate that they're on the moon. by MrNumbers 150,923 words · 11,890 views · 1,897 likes · 35 dislikes
  • The Serpent and the Apple This is a story about the kind of conversations you had when you first realized just how messed up you were, with someone who understood. by MrNumbers 7,404 words · 1,109 views · 212 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Sic Transit Gloria Mundi Luna pays her respects to Equestria's fallen heroes. Why is it against her sister's wishes? by MrNumbers 5,621 words · 3,904 views · 672 likes · 20 dislikes
  • When The Lights Go Out A Dark Fic. Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Applejack explore the pitch black room, looking for any sign of where they are, or where they might go, trying to avoid the dangers unseen to them... by MrNumbers 1,531 words · 2,327 views · 256 likes · 10 dislikes
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#121 · 3h, 51m ago · · ·

>>2422568 Sounds pragmatic. Well now I imagined Storm (cartoon version) in safari outfit speaking like a British adventurer.

And for a moment I thought you would say "You'll have to read to find out".

#120 · 3h, 57m ago · · ·

>>2422559

They're all Storm from X-Men now.

#119 · 4h, 21m ago · · ·

Hello Mr.MrNumber, sir. I was kinda wondering, since you have confirmed about converting your Magnum Opus to be it's own entity, what did you have in mind about doing regarding pegasi and their weather control? Obviously unicorns would be simple magic users and human anatomy will make things way easier but what about winged wonders? Actually I probably should ask if you are changing pony stuff to human in the first place since as far as I know you could be taking a third option.  

Other than that good luck with the project and publishing.  

#118 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2347753 Madam, you've got problems.

#117 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·

I think you're my new favourite author when it comes to stories related to romance.

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