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An Australian Amateur Author, Alliteration Aficionado

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" I originally rated your fic an N [...] I legitimately hate it, and it made me question the purpose of existence for like three solid days. Or at least contemplate quitting the fandom."

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"I'm the most wonderful and sensationally brilliant man alive, and people are going to want to know about how I think you're pretty okay." -King of Beggars

"You're lovably neurotic, like Woody Allen before the bad times " - PostScript

"Fuck. Oh god, fuck you, Numbers, and the metaphilosiphical horse you dare trod upon, this dark descent into the green waters of fairy's delight is too much for this mind to stand." - WolfVenom

"Oh gods. I had to stop and cry, a couple times, i swear any insults and abuse hurled are simply from me struggling to process how words on a screen can cause such powerful reactions in me." - FicFerret

"People talk about how stories or stuff hits close to home. Your story invaded my home, and I came back to find its pictures where all of mine should be, and the jerk sleeping in my bed in my PJs."

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  • T Vows Made in Wine

    This is about what happens when you chase a dream your whole life and then, one day, without warning, you do something really stupid and catch it.  · MrNumbers
    3,002 words · 1,381 views  ·  249  ·  8
  • E An Apple a Day Keeps Autocracy Away

    Princess Big Macintosh saves Equestria. This comes as a surprise to Princess Celestia, who wasn't aware Equestria needed saving, actually.  · MrNumbers
    6,896 words · 1,917 views  ·  302  ·  22
  • T The Serpent and the Apple

    This is a story about the kind of conversations you had when you first realized just how messed up you were, with someone who understood.  · MrNumbers
    7,404 words · 1,351 views  ·  240  ·  6
  • E Passion and Reason

    Pinkie Pie shows up at Twilight's door in tears, with roses and a box of chocolates. So what's Twilight going to do about that?  · MrNumbers
    10,961 words · 4,798 views  ·  731  ·  20
  • E Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

    Luna pays her respects to Equestria's fallen heroes. Why is it against her sister's wishes?  · MrNumbers
    5,621 words · 4,051 views  ·  685  ·  20
  • E On the Historical Significance of Battle Lederhosen

    Applebloom brings her incredibly... enthusiastic (sure, let's go with that) uncle Apple Strudel to class. He is very educational.  · MrNumbers
    3,199 words · 1,523 views  ·  159  ·  6
  • T The Mare Who Once Lived on the Moon

    In a steampunk reimagining of the universe, Twilight Sparkle finds perhaps the one pony as lonely as she is. It's rather unfortunate that they're on the moon.  · MrNumbers
    150,923 words · 12,644 views  ·  2,011  ·  36
  • T Rarity Loses Her Innocence In a Poker Game

    A game of drunken poker between friends, a good hand, a desperate wager. The perfect storm.  · MrNumbers
    7,570 words · 14,051 views  ·  1,652  ·  31
  • E When The Lights Go Out

    A Dark Fic. Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Applejack explore the pitch black room, looking for any sign of where they are, or where they might go, trying to avoid the dangers unseen to them...  · MrNumbers
    1,531 words · 2,399 views  ·  259  ·  10
  • E The Bounty

    Luna places a prank bounty on her sister's head. Who will be the pony to claim it?  · MrNumbers
    5,804 words · 4,342 views  ·  482  ·  11
May
19th
2017

Equestria Daily · 7:47pm

So Vows Made in Wine just got Equestria Daily frontpaged and, guys, I've gotta be honest, their cover art is much better than my own choice. I mean, here I was, writing this bleak look on what it means to have lost the will to live, a discussion between two creatures who are desperately looking for reasons to keep going... yeah, like, what a fuckin' wanker I was, right?

So here's the coverart they used:

Thanks EQD. You're right. I took myself way too seriously, and that's obviously going to be offputting to an audience. But with your help, I know I can put myself back on the right path here. I'm thinking of doing a second draft where they decide to solve their ennui by making it their new mission in life to get Twilight out of the house more, because she's just wasting her life on all those dusty old books, and together they form a K-Pop group called WinSpiration.

EDIT: The cover art has been changed back. So... I guess no K-Pop rewrites?

Report MrNumbers · 368 views · Story: Vows Made in Wine ·

So you can laugh

  • The Demesne of the Reluctant Twilight Sparkle When Luna gifts Twilight the town of Ponyville and its surrounding countryside as her demesne she's initially confused. Then, after double checking her dictionary, more than a little concerned. by MrNumbers 89,706 words · 22,765 views · 2,471 likes · 71 dislikes
  • An Apple a Day Keeps Autocracy Away Princess Big Macintosh saves Equestria. This comes as a surprise to Princess Celestia, who wasn't aware Equestria needed saving, actually. by MrNumbers 6,896 words · 1,917 views · 302 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Passion and Reason Pinkie Pie shows up at Twilight's door in tears, with roses and a box of chocolates. So what's Twilight going to do about that? by MrNumbers 10,961 words · 4,798 views · 731 likes · 20 dislikes
  • On the Historical Significance of Battle Lederhosen Applebloom brings her incredibly... enthusiastic (sure, let's go with that) uncle Apple Strudel to class. He is very educational. by MrNumbers 3,199 words · 1,523 views · 159 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Rarity Loses Her Innocence In a Poker Game A game of drunken poker between friends, a good hand, a desperate wager. The perfect storm. by MrNumbers 7,570 words · 14,051 views · 1,652 likes · 31 dislikes

So I can laugh

  • The Mare Who Once Lived on the Moon In a steampunk reimagining of the universe, Twilight Sparkle finds perhaps the one pony as lonely as she is. It's rather unfortunate that they're on the moon. by MrNumbers 150,923 words · 12,644 views · 2,011 likes · 36 dislikes
  • The Serpent and the Apple This is a story about the kind of conversations you had when you first realized just how messed up you were, with someone who understood. by MrNumbers 7,404 words · 1,351 views · 240 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Sic Transit Gloria Mundi Luna pays her respects to Equestria's fallen heroes. Why is it against her sister's wishes? by MrNumbers 5,621 words · 4,051 views · 685 likes · 20 dislikes
  • When The Lights Go Out A Dark Fic. Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Applejack explore the pitch black room, looking for any sign of where they are, or where they might go, trying to avoid the dangers unseen to them... by MrNumbers 1,531 words · 2,399 views · 259 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Vows Made in Wine This is about what happens when you chase a dream your whole life and then, one day, without warning, you do something really stupid and catch it. by MrNumbers 3,002 words · 1,381 views · 249 likes · 8 dislikes
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#126 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

Hey Numbers, how is Loopy's most favouritist author of pony words?

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#125 · 3w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

I approve of this :D

#124 · 6w, 5d ago · 2 · ·

>>2427546

That's me, yes sir, I'm him

#123 · 6w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

Oh hey! I recognise you as the "good counter" guy from Jon's YOLO runs! Sup!

#122 · 8w, 2d ago · · ·

Numbers! I didn't know you're a professor now :rainbowhuh:

No this isn't some kind of April fool's joke, I just saw a thing that reminded me of you

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