LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

space is a waste

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

This is fiction. But it is based...

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Too much to write; too little time

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Something-something horse narrations.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Commissions currently OPEN

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

O.F.P.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.