Hello there! I'm your everyday guy who enjoys writing lewd stories about gay horses (and the occasional mare). So feel free to stick around if that's your thing, I hope to please you all

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

What could possibly go wrong?

Music ponies are best ponies.

okay now kiss!

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I don't play trombone any more. I am putting some words together, though, would you like to try some?

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

The NSFW stuff of someone who is far too careful.

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

space is a waste

My Element is Honesty. My Sin is Envy.

I write what makes me happy. Hope it makes you happy as well!

Just your friendly neighborhood Salnalus. Writing stories and pointless blog posts. Feel free to check them out, and stuff.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

I write about Rari-Twi, Twi-Luna, Twi-Lestia, and combinations of these. On a long hiatus. Thanks for reading!

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Horrifically Fun

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Is that a terrorist?!?

Your soul shall be mine...

Master of all things oatey and the alternate account of a guy who likes to write clop a bit differently than most.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

Preoccupied with making colorful equines kiss and stuff.