TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

"You think you know me..."

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

Done.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

I'm the Hybrid Horror of the Deep, and I'm here to write stories about Ponies!

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Hello!So people have bugged me about a FimFiction account for a while now and I've finally decided to get one. Anyways, I suck at these bio things so... yeah.

A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I'm an avid reader and first time writer of pony fics with a love of clop! Purple horse is best <3

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).

Vidi Terram Novam, Vidi Caelum Novum. Terram, Terram Novam in Hanc Vitam! Mazda descedentem et absterget omnia dolori lacrimas!

Wait, what? I only have this one line to sound intelligent!?

I'm a writer mostly into gritty, down-to-earth war stories with all their gruesome details and the like. Also, crossovers are apparently the only thing I can write about, doesn't stop the fun there.

Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

TwiShy, AppleDash and Rarixie lover and writer. Also a gamer. Something else you need to know is that I'm strongly against Alicorn Twilight.

☭Join the Party☭

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.