I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

This may or may not be (but totally is) an alt account. Here, I write porn. Enjoy!

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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

A writer of various scribbles, I've recently become enamoured of Ponydom, and have done my limited best to write a few stories. I hope people enjoy them.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

moved to @canonkiller

Warning. Prolonged exposure may result in: Insanity, Eye Hemorrhaging, Rational Fear.

Horrifically Fun

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Welcome! I hope you will enjoy my stories.

Is that a terrorist?!?

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

You'll see everything. Everything.

Everything has a little vore in it.

I am a rockstar!

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Guess whose back?!

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

A writer. I try to write at least... Video games are REALLY distracting though...and work...and life...Eh. Well if you have time go ahead and give my stuff a chance ^~^ I'm a pretty nice person

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

I love to be surprised by stories. Especially my own.

Too much to write; too little time

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!