Howdy, I’m Burt.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

"You think you know me..."

Too much to write; too little time

I type stories using my hands

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

A human with lots of time on her hands, and a rainbow laptop

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Don't let people stop you from using creativity. Some may be bad, some may be dreadful, but that's the thing with creativity. You create ways to make it even better. That's the creative truth.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I came, I saw, I got turned into a Brony. Tumblr link http://xeno-the-sharp-tongue.tumblr.com/

This is fiction. But it is based...

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Just some guy, riding out his time.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz