I do be writing. You do be reading

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

A fellow traveler...

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

The magic comedy hoers.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

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Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Horrifically Fun

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Can I speak to the manager?

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)