When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get barge. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a large!

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

A most gracious of hosts in the garden gazebo.

Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

Mostly harmless.

Remedy, She/Her, writing bad fanfics since 2011 and not stopping anytime soon.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

I am bound by only my imagination, it is my sword and shield, my virtues incarnate, my love and loss, my life immortalized.

Call me Gryph for short, if you like. In-case the avatar, the name, and the themes of my stories didn't make it apparent; big Gryphon fan here.

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Never let schooling get in the way of your education!

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

time is a crime

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

"I am the epitome of an overdose. Living with retradily amounts of happiness and barely mentally functioning."

No longer relevant.

I'm just the pony with the best weapon in the world. Yep, don't mind me.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

A programmer for fun and profit, roleplayer and hardcore brony.

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If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

Who let the dogs out?

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Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

reconstructing the deconstruction

I've heard that I write a pretty good story named Fallout: Equestria - Memories.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Hey, kid. You like horse stories? My cellar's full of horse stories! Don't tell your parents though.

"Teh" is intentional. Just sayin'

If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.

I like extending over multiple arts like drawing, playing music, and writing.