For Meepo, Invoker, Chaos Knight, Queen of Pain and Sand King was just a normal day: get up, kill Zeus, destroy the towers. But when a push turned rowdy get them killed, they don't respawn in the Fountain , but in the Everfree Forest, completely cut off from the Dire. Clock's ticking, and they have to get back to their dimension before their boss thinks it's too dangerous to let them prance around ponies instead of fighting and decides to cut their Contract early, effectively ending their lives.

Will there be an epic magic duel between Invoker and Twilight Sparkle ?(answer's yes)

Will Queen of Pain resist the urge of torturing to death cutesy helpless little ponies?

Is there going to be someone who actually notices Meepo since he does look like someone who could actually come from an adorable fantasy world filled with wonder and whimsy? (boy that's a long question)

What is this? Pinkie Pie and Sand King go to town and party hard? I smell geniuuuuuuus.

Read this story and find out exactly how many days it takes for a Chaos Knight to get petrified by the Elements of Harmony! (spoiler, not very long.)

Discord, Spirit of Disharmony, God of Chaos & Entropy and a nice addition to the Royal Sculpture Garden. Swift Thought, former student of the Royal University, first and only democratical theorist in the history of Equestria, now Canterlot's foremost hobo. When the latter decides to take an illegal midnight stroll through the Royal Sculpture Garden, he finds out that not all the statues are just silent chunks of marble, as the frozen form of the Spirit of Chaos offers him a deal: he will take a hitch on Swift Thought's mind, lend him a bit of his powers, and together they will make an incredible journey around Equestria, to ask the old gods of ponykind, now lying forgotten and forced to live among the mortals help to beat Celestia and Luna and finally, after three thousand years of monarchy, transform Equestria in a democratic nation.

Whether they like it or not.

Twilight is tired of her life. Her friends, her mentor, her job, her 'special talent', everything seems pointless, frivolous and boring. After a tragic accident she discovers and decides to join a secret, ruthless organization, created to protect all living creatures by the horrible, indescribable things that lurk in the darkness: the Foundation.

A crossover with the awesome SCP lore.

Inspired by the SCP Foundation Site and community: SCP Wiki.net

Hope you enjoy!

Thanks to Tsuguri for being such a good pre-reader/editor and all around awesome.