Hello peoples of the interwebs, It tis I, Corporal Lyra.

For those of you who follow me and are waiting for the Smoldering Worlds update, don't worry. I wanted to get certain characters personalities worked on before I start writing the new chapter for the story.

Also For people who follow me and like Giant Death Robot in Equestria...... Prepare.

Also Today is my birthday. Yay!

My mom is giving me her old computer as she bought a Macbook, so expect chapters a lot faster than usual.

VICTORY!!!!

That's right tomorrow on the 16th , I'm boarding a plane to the eastern seaboard and my computer.

You can put your pitchforks and torches away now.

Hello there to the seven people who saw my last blog.

If you're not one of those people, then I ask you this question.

For one million dollars, tell me the answer to this question:
WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION!?

The runner up will get an all expense paid trip to a highway round-a-bout in Kansas where two highways meet, and that is lined with grave markers. (No joke, there is a round-a-bout lined with grave markers.)

I'm going on on a cross country trip with my grandparents in their RV to Utah then down to Arizona for a couple of weeks, then I'm flying back to the eastern seaboard.

Yes, we are stopping at RV parks but I can't promise they have wifi. Then when I'm down in Arizona, I'm staying with my other grandparents and they don't have wifi.

Sorry. please don't be mad.

I can't think about any more ideas for Smoldering Worlds. I can't.

So want I'm about to ask you is something I have been debating for four months now.

Should I cancel Smoldering Worlds?

Because I'm dry on ideas.

So recent reports came in from the creation department

What is the total pump out for ideas on my stories?

Well...ideas are getting pumped out at a faster rate but....

But what?

There ideas for other stories

What!?!? I demand to see the Idea Manager this instant!

You called?

What's with all the other story ideas?!

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So I've been taking a lot of these tests lately, but I think this one is the best.

Anybody argues and they'll get a party cannon up the nose.

Im writing this blog postfrom ym phone in my closett down stares whil the sairns are going off like crazy. lets hop i live.

The title says it all.