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The Low Budget Anthro version of Some_Leech. Now with 30% more Human trash!

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

I write all kinds of furry stories, and I love to hear feedback on my work!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

https://deltaveesjunkyard.tumblr.com/

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I'm reclusive. It's right there in the name.

I don't know, man. Those weasels were on fire when I got here.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

"I should stuff your face in cookie dough and make cute cookies!"

Nopony special

Are you not entertained?

"You think you know me..."

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?