The Bronies have now infiltrated the police, prepare for love and tolerance you criminal scum!

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

The writer formerly known as Wave Blaster. It's been a weird decade. She/Her.

I laik the Sun

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Yorkshireman and tea drinker.

Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I wanna return to monkey.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.

The Brony Pilot

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

I am a rockstar!

I need more time to write (this is my Ko-fi just in case you want to support me)

Hi! Don't mind me, I'm just hanging around...

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Got bored. Decided to write. That's it, really lol. I mainly write short stories.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

All the clop, all the time.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Literally, Reckless. Ponies give this sorrel mare purpose. Be kind. Be happy. Be a good pony. 🐎 1948 - 2024

I like to do occasional crossoves, and I can now draw. Just PM me if you want me to draw or wright something! I'm on Wattpad, check me out: https://www.wattpad.com/user/Dark-Nightshade

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Let us fail

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"