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Flint-Lock


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After her coronation as sole ruler of Equestria, Twilight could really go for some ice cream.

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(Friendship Laser of Death’... Dammit, That’s what we should have called the band!).

I know right? This is so better than Rainbooms. Don't know why anyone didn't think of it. Go figure.

I guess after you read that last fic that you blogged about, you must've felt like cheering yourself (and some of us) up.:pinkiesmile:

I enjoyed reading this. My first time playing Outer Worlds actually ended the same.:twilightblush:

Such a fun and imaginative video game.:eeyup:

“Behold, the Twilight Sparkle ‘Fires of Friendship ™ ” miniature flamethrower! The foals would love it!”

Someone read my Xmas list

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I guess after you read that last fic that you blogged about, you must've felt like cheering yourself (and some of us) up.:pinkiesmile:

Yeah, I needed something a little more light-hearted. Don't get me wrong, it's a well-written fic, but it's really hard on the heartstrings.

God, that cover art is freaking adorable! :twilightsmile:

Okay, that was a really good laugh!:rainbowlaugh:

With her powerful mind, she gave the universe a simple command: Obey.
The universe complied. A tub of ice cream popped into existence, accompanied by a spoon.

:raritydespair:: "I need to know this spell!"
:raritycry:: "I need it!"

Forget immortality. That was the true gift of alicornhood

:trollestia:: "I know, right? And now excuse me while I devour more of my royal cake!"
(Also, you are lacking some punctuation here.)

“ What about the official ‘Action Princess ™ ’ action figure?”

Hasbro: "Write that down! Write that down!"

“Behold, the Twilight Sparkle ‘Fires of Friendship ™ ” miniature flamethrower! The foals would love it!”

Cherilee: "No! Not again!"
(Also, good reference!)


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.


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Found the Source! (I think...)
Consider adding it.
In the description of the source is also a link to Twilight without the background, in case you prefer it that way.

10523166 Thank you very much! :pinkiehappy: Tried finding this on Derpibooru, but couldn't find it.

She ate the purpleberry.... they taste like burning

Any destiny that leads you to being able to summon and eat all the ice cream you like without any drawbacks is, by definition at least a semi-good ending.

Sadly, as it turned out "Friendship Laser of Death" was already taken by Death Clock as their sequel to "Laser Cannon Death Sentence", so it would have just ended up a copyright issue jammed in the gears.

(Friendship Laser of Death’... Dammit, That’s what we should have called the band!).

"I know right? Why did we call ourselves the Rainbooms anyway?"

"I blame Rainbow Dash. You remember how bad she was back then. Wait. You're still a Rainboom?

"Um... Yes? I never quit the band. And last I checked, you girls never kicked me out. Remember? I may not have done anything with you girls since the Battle of the Bands, and with other me there it gets a little weird. But still."

"Huh... Good point. We never did kick you out, and I doubt we ever will. We need to get the old band back together one day. For old times sake. And without the threat of the end of the world. That, and you never visit as much as you should."

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That's all I got. But that line brought that up for me. Great story for sure :P

It’s...different. I now technically own Canterlot castle, have ... the combined power of two alicorns

How did Twilight get the power of two Alicorns, again?

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I think she means that as ruler of Equestria, she can boss around Celestia and Luna whenever she feels like it.

I’d go to a concert with a band with that name, just to see if they blinded the audience with lasers if nothing else.

She could eat nothing but ice cream for twenty-four hours straight and all of that delicious sugar and fat would be converted directly into energy, while the tiny remainder would be shunted to her flanks, just enough to make them slightly bigger.

Which begs the question, just how much cake does Celestia eat to get her flanks? :trollestia:

“ You heard that correctly; according to the Sparklists, yours truly is ‘The Sparkling One’, chosen by the Goddess herself to rule over Equinity.” Twilight rolled her eyes and groaned” No matter how many times I tell them otherwise’, they just keep saying ‘Only the truly divine deny their own divinity,’” Like that makes any sense .”

I would like to inquire as to where I can join this enlightened group. :moustache:

Heh, cute. Gotta have that one friend that will keep your grounded no matter how high a pedistal some stick you on. Well done.

I mean, just last week, two kids found an enchanted slide projector in the city dump that could open portals to other worlds*

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Been playing Control? :P

Awh, now this is such a sweet 'lil story to read! The funnies and sweet moments are just too good to pass up on! I hope ya didn't mind, but I simply had to make a reading in this story of yours!

Audio Linkyloo!: https://youtu.be/zj6Mt76z3Ps

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

I scream, you scream, we all scream... Are you screaming yet?

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Dear Former Vice-princess Luna,

After years of collaboration with Mirror Twilight, I now have the technological knowledge to attempt to land a vessel on the Moon. It is a very important stepping stone in our world's advancement and I would greatly appreciate your involvement and help going forward. I'm not suggesting that I am requiring you aid my R&D team, but it would be a shame if we went forward without your blessing, and I also have a long list of obscene things that I might potentially paint upon the lunar surface if a certain blue alicorn doesn't properly incentivize me not to.

Your Supreme Friendmaster in Chief,
Twilight Sparkle

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Probably refers to C and L putting power into T's crown. Without which, according to the comics, she can't move the sun.

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She's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty filly.

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Haven't read most of the comics: doesn't Twilight on the show get some sort of magical amulet for sun-moving?

Is it wrong that I now want a sequel where Sunset becomes Nobility or whatever to help Twilight as Grand Princess of Equestria?

ALSO: This was nicely written and well done! I can see what it got a top spot! ^^

Twilight grinned. What about the Twilight Sparkle popsicles?” Show how much you love the Princess by taking a big bite out of her face!”

:rainbowlaugh: I... the word choice here.....................

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Yes. It gets replaced within a few episodes because she breaks it.

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Maybe a little...

Director Twilight S. Faden ... sounds neat.

Also, an ever shifting Canterlot stuffed to the brim with magical artifacts and a nerdy demi goddess with a sentient gun sounds like a total riot.
Want it, need it. Somepony write that story rtf now.

Nice fluff piece with funny references.

Laying on her bed, Twilight Sparkle talked to the universe, eyes closed and wings outstretched

outstretched.*

Forget immortality. That was the true gift of alicornhood

alicornhood.*

As she declared war on ice cream, one of the many books on her obsessively organized bookshelf started glowing and buzzing

buzzing.*

“Drained. Seems like every other day someone stumbles on a magical toilet plunger or cursed pipe wrench or whatever. I mean, just last week, two kids found an enchanted slide projector in the city dump that could open portals to other worlds*.”

Damn! :pinkiegasp:

“ You heard that correctly; according to the Sparklists, yours truly is ‘The Sparkling One’, chosen by the Goddess herself to rule over Equinity.” Twilight rolled her eyes and groaned” No matter how many times I tell them otherwise’, they just keep saying ‘Only the truly divine deny their own divinity,’” Like that makes any sense .”

"No matter*

“ You heard that correctly; according to the Sparklists, yours truly is ‘The Sparkling One’, chosen by the Goddess herself to rule over Equinity.” Twilight rolled her eyes and groaned” No matter how many times I tell them otherwise’, they just keep saying ‘Only the truly divine deny their own divinity,’” Like that makes any sense .”

divinity,' "Like that makes any sense."*

I don’t know. Back when I was still a colossal bitch, I didn’t plan to stay here that long; just enough to prove to Celestia that I was princess material. Then I took a magical Friendship Laser of Death to the face That kind of scuttled my plans.

face. That*

“ Well, if you decide to come back, I could always use someone like you in my cabinet”

cabinet."*

“ Give yourself some credit, Sunset. You’ve saved the Mirror world multiple times, successfully contained or destroyed several dangerous magical artifacts, and you play a mean guitar. If anything you’re overqualified for the role. Moreso than many of the so-called ‘nobility’”

novality."

Despite from the many mistakes I saw I overall enjoyed this story. :twilightsmile:

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