I Like it Blue, I Like it Cold...

A fanfiction in which Sunset Shimmer commands a fleet to conquer the Solar System's seventh planet.

Rated T for excessive immaturity.

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OP Omni God-Emperor Doom

OP Omni God-Emperor Doom #1 · Feb 22nd, 2021 · 3 · 1 ·

For a moment, Sunset just sat there, wondering what her rainbow-haired chum found so amusing. Even after two years in this world of hairless monkey people, there were still times when she fell afoul of their culture's norms.

Seriously?! It's still a bit rude! How do you like it if I call you small horses with tattoos on your butts, and have color skin disorders, and giant anime eyes!!?? Now, you know how I feel! 😒

Ninjadeadbeard

Ninjadeadbeard #2 · Feb 22nd, 2021 · 6 · ·

It's so childish that it's perfect.

Zetari

Zetari #3 · Feb 22nd, 2021 · 1 · ·

Three cheers for a George of the jungle reference

MidnightFMare

MidnightFMare #4 · Feb 22nd, 2021 · 7 · ·

“Liquid Alkaloid Stimulant Dispensers offline!!”

Not the coffee machines! You monsters!!

Heretics Everywhere

Heretics Everywhere #5 · Feb 22nd, 2021 · · ·

I thought that the description said conquer the Solar System's seventh universe

FanOfMostEverything

FanOfMostEverything #6 · Feb 22nd, 2021 · 4 · ·

Sure, it's low-hanging fruit, but all too in-character for Dash. Also, A+ technobabble on the downed systems. I do love Sunset still being bemused by the local ape-people.

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