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Theboxcatgamr


Creator of the revolutionary “THOT-B-GONE” and owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome

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After repeatedly stabbing a false king in the chest, somehow pulling out a scythe out of the fake kings chest like a magician with a hat and a rabbit and creating a bar that sells SNAKE BEER (beer made and brewed inside of a animated glass snake. Usually Popular with prankster gods) Dagmire fell down many staircases alongside his small basilisk friend and through the front door/window of his bar he somehow ends up smack dab in the middle of enter-for-death-forest. Now In Equestria he feels a strong pull to a strange castle in the distance. Maybe now he can finally find the one who cursed him with chaos in the first place...

Or he might play ragtime music in a massive fight. ITS CHAOS BABY NOTHING IS SAFE

(Note: If anyone is intrigued and wants to slap a displaced in my story for a few chapters just contact me and I’m sure we can work something out.)

Chapters (27)
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Comments ( 51 )

When you say Dragmire, do you mean Ganondorf?

9418094
Got it. Is it a reference to one of Ganondorf's attacks in the game?

That new chapter is honestly somewhat of a pain.

Writing for Zecora requires the brain cells I don’t have 🤨

9559967
Yeah. I'm never writing Zecora for my stories at all. I do like her and all, but writing her as a character is on my "I'm Not Writing This Character In My Stories" list.

9561126
Yep. Some day I’m going to figure out how to make it work though. But for now I guess Dagmire is just going to be- oh shit.

I forgot about that one pony that needed revenge on someone.

Ok nevermind I guess Dagmire is going to be the one taking the elements on an adventure

Well now that displaced are going to flood in you guys are probably going to realize basically how helpless he is against a real threat.

Equestria is usually a lot more tame than the rest of the shit Dagmire deals with. (Plus while running the bar he wasted away most of the muscles he had built on his quests)

Thank you for a good start!

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Thank you for telling me that it started well. Hopefully it’ll stay that way through the rest of the story

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It has so far! It is so wonderfully random! And I can't wait 'till Discord happens!

9622596
Well when it happens I guaranty it’s going to be absolutely stupid.


It’ll be great

Suddenly like a drop bear (but it’s an actual bear instead of a koala) pouncing on its prey Stella dropped from the roof and landed on the griffin. Screaming and hooves hitting solid things began playing as the griffin desperately tried to drop the tiny horse on the ground. The griffin threw the pony into the ground and instead of landing with a thud Stella sank into her shadow then launched back out at the same velocity directly into the griffin’s genitalia.

I laughed so hard at the beginning and end of that paragraph.

The best way to enjoy the story is to read it like someone is screaming each word as fast as they can while rushing to finish. Fast paced and chaotic

A mind controller? Interesting. Thank you for the chapter!

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Kinda. I literally just posted the chapter, left to use the bathroom and when I came back the comment was there

Ok since I couldn’t get the next chapter out in time I decided to say “fuck it”.

Now the next chapter should be twice the length as usual

Ok I know where I’m going with this now. The hi-tea-ass is lifted!

When is next chapter? Are baby-man not continuing this?

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I’m still going. It’s just things keep getting in the way but I have enough to finish today. This one’s for you bud

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