After repeatedly stabbing a false king in the chest, somehow pulling out a scythe out of the fake kings chest like a magician with a hat and a rabbit and creating a bar that sells SNAKE BEER (beer made and brewed inside of a animated glass snake. Usually Popular with prankster gods) Dagmire fell down many staircases alongside his small basilisk friend and through the front door/window of his bar he somehow ends up smack dab in the middle of enter-for-death-forest. Now In Equestria he feels a strong pull to a strange castle in the distance. Maybe now he can finally find the one who cursed him with chaos in the first place...

Or he might play ragtime music in a massive fight. ITS CHAOS BABY NOTHING IS SAFE

(Note: If anyone is intrigued and wants to slap a displaced in my story for a few chapters just contact me and I’m sure we can work something out.)

This story is a sequel to Bamboozled again!

creation creates an inevitable destruction. I learned this the hard way after being sucked into a world of my creation. I’m not some crazy bad ass hero who treats full blown invasions as a Tuesday. I’m just a scrawny writer with ADHD who wrote a cursed story. And now I’m stuck here as I face the consequences of what I have written

If your still interested I guess I could keep letting whatever this is narrate my life in Equestria As I try to fix the mess I’ve made

PROLOGUE: farewell my friend (chapters 0 to 1)
ACT ONE: shadow man (chapters 1-???)

It was a jolly good time for me just shooting at random crap I found in the junkyard until I found a box. I said screw it and prepared to unload a round into it and all of a sudden a green portal looking thing just popped in front of me and I heard something coming out the other end. Naturally I investigated and found a rather unwelcome sight...spiders...and since I panicked and interrupted the monologue of the cartoony bug queen thing and scared it off with the power of standing there...menacingly it ran into the portal and left me pacing around. Will I follow after her? Probably not since I hear some voices on the other end of the portal. Just kidding

HA! You my good sir have been bamboozled!
Or have you? I don't know?

Author: theboxcatgamr
Co-author: JohnstoneT

Inspired by: if this is hell I’ve been a good boy, my family’s special brand of insanity that runs through our vain’s, my friends from school, depression(hooray for self loathing!),the inventor of the cheese wheel, that one soldier who deadass shot hitler in the balls, my side ho doctor pepper, my main ho Mountain Dew, and finally- the amount of gay (*bisexual) that I am

References to sex and sex jokes are present but this ain't no clopfic

Death tag is for death actually being a character

ACT ONE: bamboozling beginnings (chapters 1-17)
ACT TWO: kerfufeling continuum (chapters 18-23)
ACT THREE: clear cut confusion {chapters 24-32}
ACT FOUR: The beginning of the end of the beginning {chapters 33-44}
ACT FIVE: tyranny {chapters 45-50}
ACT SIX: bamboozles end {chapters 51-???

If you like this leave a comment or not :/

If you don't like it could you please give me a reason why?

Special thanks to my boy's Alex,Gavin and JohnstoneT.

Things had gotten strange first that... Feeling? I am not really sure what it was but it was not normal. after about 10 seconds of nothing it happened Suddenly a hole and a pony too and of course social anxiety strong enough to kill someone but the question remains. Who will shed blood first?
Note: if you haven't read the stories called: rainbow factory, Pegasus device, the friendship test and "pandemic" you will see some spoilers for them later on in the story I highly recommend you read them first
That's all I hope you enjoy my attempt to glue story's together to see what sticks Ps: some events or characters in some of the creepy pastas are changed so I could put this together with glue,blood,tears and effort
Enjoy! :3

edit: I'm no longer working on this story and in my opinion It wont really make a difference. im sorry for the small handful that stuck around. maybe try bamboozled again?
its your life

- theboxcatgamr