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Skywriter


loves tiaras.

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The girls of Canterlot High come up with a rather unconventional plan to save Camp Everfree.

It is a plan that requires them to take off their clothes.

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

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This entire story is one hilarious, self aware train wreck, and I absolutely love it. That ending is perfect lol.

This is perfect! I bye it.

I wonder, if human Flash Sentry hitched himself to a wagon on the pony side of the portal, would he come through in a Camaro? It might be a tough sell to the DMV...

I was wondering how you'd keep that idea Teen.

You edge player, you. Casinos must hate you.

Yaaaaaay Skywriter story!

*reads*

Oh dear.

That escalated quickly.

I... The portion of my mind that is compelled to logically analyse things draws the slightly disturbing (to me anyway) conclusion that Cadance would probably be really good at it, too.

Aaaaand that's something I can now never unthink, so thanks Skywriter.

Time to find the anti-francium to clean out the inside of my skull...

You've done it again, Skywriter.

I'm not sure what you've done, but whatever it is, you've certainly done it.

"Don't forget your jacket," said Fluttershy, plucking Sunset's signature garment from the rear entrance steps where she had doffed it for the car wash.

"It's fine, I've got it already," Sunset replied, over her shoulder.

Oh, I see! I like where this is going… :pinkiehappy:

"I am officially on board with any plan where I get to turn into a horse over and over and over again," Pinkie announced.

Obviously.

Can't wait for the sequel, "Clothing-Optional Friendship".

Yeah I can see Cadance doing a Prono herself with Shining Armor in it too.


:trollestia: "WE WISH FOR A SEQUEL!"

Okay, this was bloody funny. The dialogue carried the piece really well, the hook's great, and I didn't see the twist (or the twist's twist) coming whatsoever. Great work!

Also, you need someone to write that clearly necessary Cadance sequel?

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The title of the sequel is "Porn Magic" and I think I know what it's about, but it's even dumber than this one and may not be worth writing?

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Oh, you had a sequel in mind already?

N-not like I just mocked up a cover page and was about to send it your way or anything.

Baka.

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Morbid curiousity compels me to want to see it anyway.

I mean, at this point, can it really be dumber (in that special glorious way that it is) than the BCU?

Two things:
1) Nice Saki reference there! Makes sense Rarity would know the classics of snark.
2) At no point did this go the way I expected it to go. Especially given the title, the description, and you starting the girls off at a car wash.

You sneaky Skywriter, you!

Unfortunate lack of Starlight Glimmer, but otherwise exactly what the (horse) doctor ordered.

"I got it," said Pinkie Pie. "Tumbleweed wash."

Hey, what're you tryin' to imply, here? I'm as perfectly hygenic as the next guy!

"taking them through thr mirror transmogrified"
"taking them through the mirror transmogrified"?

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Fixed, thanks for the catch.

Very enjoyable. The Mane Six setup a counterfeit clothing ring. Their first step into a life of crime.
One question, what the hell does Tobermory mean in the context its used in? All I can find is a town in Ontario.
Also wright the sequel, the shenanigans of Cadance attempting a porno would be hilarious.

:rainbowlaugh: Magnificent. The portal might have cut off the most obvious exploit, but that just calls for getting creative. Thank you for this.

I mean, obviously this is an unsustainable business model, as if people keep going through the portal au naturale, the portal will eventually 'calibrate' to the point where it assumes that naked is the default, and thusly will spit them back out sans pants.

Not that I'm thinking too hard about this sort of thing and making excuses to see butts. Nope.

*cough*

This was a pretty nice subversion, actually. I kind of want to see how this clothing operation goes.... and yet I also kind of don't 'cause I just know it's destined to end badly.

Lovely and hilarious story. I'd had a similar idea that I never quite put to paper that involved the portal not giving girls bras due to it being established before they were invented, and all the barely-T-rated innuendo that came with that, but this is way funnier. Nice job!

No idea what Fluttershy's secret shame was, though......any guesses/clarifications out there?

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Just a guess, but... Maybe her underwear? Just saying.

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I've always considered that one word rather than two, and also I give skywriter a bit more credit than that as far as 'interesting details.' At the very least it would have to be some particularly specific and noteworthy underwear given that Rarity feels they'd be in high demand.

But I guess it could be that simple, yeah.

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Hillarious stupidity is still hillarious.

...It’s going to be an extremely earnest Cadence giving Twilight advice on how to do porn properly and what pitfalls to avoid while Twilight writhes in awkwardness and Shining looks on in horror isn’t it.

Human Cadance porn is Celestia (and me) approved. :rainbowwild:

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I would love to see that happen.

~Skeeter The Lurker

As for you and the story... Do more like this. This is beyond amazing!

~Skeeter The Lurker

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It's the super expensive real diamond Victoria's Secret bikini.

She was a model, after all.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Principal Celestia baring all (for charity) in a sequel?! Yes, a thousand times Yes!

Maybe have the student body vote on who should be included in a calendar pin-up photo shoot... I'd vote for Principal Celestia, the Main 6, and then leave the remaining 5 slots open for discussion.

Okay, this was just too clever. The humor was spot-on and the characterization as enjoyable as it is accurate. Fantastic work!

Ri2

I don't think this is the first time someone's come up with a way to abuse the portal like this. It's certainly the funniest.

Arrived for the :rainbowhuh: stayed for the :rainbowlaugh:

I am disappointed that I had to be the one to make this joke

Surprisingly, my fave part in this was the little banter between Rarity and Spike. I really like the idea that in this alternate universe, these two like to bust each other's balls (so to speak).

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Goddammit. XD

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Thanks. It's disheartening how many of those slip through, even with proofreading! All errors mine, etc.

This was dumb, in the best possible sense, and I loved every minute of it. Remember kids, when faced with strange cosmic forces, abuse them for personal gain!

(reads description) I mean, it worked for Ryuko Matoi

Wow. Crystal Prep Porn. Alrighty, then. Funny, the kind of conclusions one can reach without the appropriate context.

I think I felt a part of me die inside.
Good story though 😃

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I don't know man. You've worn that avatar picture for a long time now. Don't you think you should get that thing washed?

I had to double check that the author of this wasn't Majin Syeekoh. The level of ridiculousness was impeccable, Skywriter. I can hardly wait to read more of your work.

:rainbowhuh::rainbowderp:

I’m not exactly sure what in the heck I just read here......

I just know that I liked it.

We demand a sequel.

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